Timeline Earth

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode of America's favorite News Tracking Program, we discuss the insane world of aircrafts and their incidents. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (3/13/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Exploring Miami Beach's measures for spring break chaos, upcoming COVID-19 vaccine developments, New Mexico classroom controversy, disputed disability case, and political turmoil. Unveiling the dark past of a gang leader in Haiti. Discussion on a woman losing disability case due to tree-throwing photos, unconventional achievements, and predictions for future trends. Reflections on the Descentis campaign and its impact on future political scenarios.

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, we discuss setting yourself on fire, the new innovations of the fast food world, and we muse on our current and former presidents and their love of cum. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/28/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth - - - THE EARTH IS A LINE!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth… On this episode, the boys contemplate Birdo's latest illness and become the Number One NATO Tracking Podcast in America. Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024) Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And of course, the team's erudite investigator: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth THE EARTH IS A LINE!

In this episode, the hosts discuss embarrassing Superbowl bets, novice numerologists, and the DMV Die-Ins in Florida. They delve into the significance of sports bets and numerology, along with the current state of the left and their confusion over its self-destruction. They also address critical reviews, legal aspects of crimes, and express disappointment with Tucker Carlson's interview with Vladimir Putin. The episode ends with an unfinished conversation about life choices and optimism about America.

On this episode Mike is back yet again to blow up my hope in a fan favorite conspiracy, but his alternate theory is even better!

Become a valued and cherished Board Member today: https://www.patreon.com/timelineearth... On this episode, a perverted pilot looms overhead as we reflect on this coming period of podcasting decline. Also, the Capitol Dome turns gym for Republican reps and herds of animals are set to invade Europe in the coming year. We also cover the troubling lorikeet paralysis plague happening in Australia.   Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (2/7/2024)   Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist   Follow the show on Twitter: https://twitter.com/timelineearth --- THE EARTH IS A LINE!

In this podcast, they discuss topics like excessively farting airline passengers, the banning of Zyn, Vince McMahon's whammer collection, and Fettermania updates. They also explore the upcoming attraction 'the giant' at the American Dream Mall, share their opinions on smoking alternatives and indoor smoking bans, joke about humorous pronunciation and fake laughs, express their disgust about the new popcorn bucket design for Dune 2, and discuss a recent flight incident where a passenger was removed for excessive farting.

Owen Cyclops, author of a new book, discusses his background as an illustrator, interests in strange things and paranormal stuff. They explore American Christianity, Roman coin caches, ancient jade knives, ancient giants, and alternative history. The speaker also talks about their various art projects and self-promotion strategies.

Hosts Car and Bird, along with guests Paz and Aaron, discuss various interesting topics including a gas station coffee poll, improving audio quality, NFL Super Bowl logo conspiracy, failures in the aircraft industry, megalodon vs. great white shark features, Supreme Court ruling on border barriers, and the potential impact of memes and gifs.