Schauer Thoughts

Out of all the memoirs you've read, whose story is the craziest? Would you believe that Shania Twain should be near the top of that list? This week, Sarah and Kendahl are joined in the Spotify Studios by the Celebrity Memoir Book Club, New York comedians Claire Parker and Ashley Hamilton.Listen to Celebrity Memoir Book Club: https://www.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone has an opinion on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. This week, Sarah and Kendahl is asking The Camp Counselors, Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson, what they think.Watch Camp Counselors: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkWqr9sa2X7K-GhlVdCiytgFollow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Job description: a nanny with a master's degree in education, entry level, paying $3/hour for 7 days a week, 10 hours a day. You should be in it for the experience. SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY! This week, Sarah and Kendahl talk the subreddit that has everyone going "wtf," Choosing Beggars.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some psychologists in the 80s were under the impression that they can measure your entire personality by asking you a few vague questions, of which the answers can change day by day. So, as society does, we have now adopted it as a widely accepted tool of productivity in the workplace. Yay capitalism! Sarah and Kendahl are talking about the Myers Briggs Type Indicator test this week.Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Sarah and Kendahl travel to Grand Ol' London to talk with the guys from the Good Children podcast, Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella. Topics include surviving gas leaks, high tea, and what you would do in the apocalypse.Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're gay. Okay? We are. Unfortunately, we don't make any money off that fact. But those dang big wigs in Hollywood, they think that if they dangle a midwestern demon hunter and a literal angel from heaven like Barbie dolls in front of our faces for long enough then they can squeeze our pockets dry. And you know what? They might be right.Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Eli Rallo is an ex-theatre kid turned multidimensional creator, writer, media personality, journalist, and podcast host living in New York City. This week, Sarah and Kendahl sit down with Eli to talk about her new book, "I Didn't Know I Needed This," and what it's like to date men. Wow!Pre-order Eli's book here: https://www.harpercollins.com/products/i-didnt-know-i-needed-this-eli-rallo?variant=41041254875170Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Have you ever lived an entire life just to wake up one morning and realize you were just passed out for 10 minutes? Have you ever broken your favorite mug and thrown the pieces away, just to find the same exact mug sitting in the cabinet the next morning unbroken? This week, Sarah and Kendahl ponder the biggest questions of existentialism regarding the universe and reality.Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

*CUTEST REACTION EVER* *YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS* This week we talk about the beautiful, blonde LaBrant Fam and interview the patriarch himself: Cole LaBrant.Set your business up for holiday season success with ShipStation. Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code BCC today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.Go to https://Zocdoc.com/BCC and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm looking for a babysitter. You need to have a Masters and Doctorate in education. Don't forget an MD in case one of my eight kids get sick. You will be showing up to my home at 7am, sharp, you will cook, clean, buy groceries, take my kids to and from school, and put them to bed at night at 9pm. On the weekends, I will drop them off and leave them with you. The pay is $20 a week. Do NOT pass up on this offer.Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauerFollow Kendahl: @KendahlLandrethTo watch the podcast on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzv3r6Vfp3pqrmOIc7m8tuADon’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClubIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/TheBCCClub Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices