

Schauer Thoughts
Sarah Schauer & Studio71
Left and right brainers are often pitted against each other but here they’ll be given the time and space to collaborate. So strip away the day and step into the steam, it’s time to open up your pores and perspectives for a truly immersive, imaginative, and information-rich experience that’ll leave you refreshed and ready for whatever life throws at you next. Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, hosted by comedian and student-of-the-world Sarah Schauer!For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Dec 31, 2025 • 1h 13min
How to Make New Years Resolutions *Actually* Stick! Pt. 2
Welcome back to the communal Schauer! This week we’re doing a part two to how to make your new years resolutions actually stick and hint; we need to efficiently, effectively, and strategically utilize saliency. We want to find the most direct route, give ourselves guardrails, space expectations, and leave a little *rewarding* bread crumb trail so our brain and body (together) keep showing up! I’m wishing you all nothing but the absolute best, you can absolutely do this. Do not beat yourself up if you flub in January, just keep it pushing.
Thank you all for making this year an absolute delight! I cannot stress how much you all have made my learning and growth journey so incredibly worthwhile. Your belief in me, a somewhat total stranger, has been invaluable. Please absolutely utilize that with yourself and your goals. I have received but a fraction of your conviction and I can only imagine what you can achieve if you aim that power, that consistency, back at yourself.
That being said, I hope you all have a wonderful New Year’s, we’ll chat in 2026!
Resources:
The Science of Nutrition: Debunk the Diet Myths and Learn How to Eat Well for Health and Happiness - Rhiannon Lambert
What We Value: The Neuroscience of Choice and Change - Emily Falk
On Muscle : The Stuff That Moves Us and Why It Matters - Bonnie Tsui
This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers & Ogi Ogas
Reparenting: Seeking Healing for Your Inner Child
https://positivepsychology.com/reparenting/
Difference between expectations and standards
https://theeverymom.com/expectations-versus-standards-with-kids/
5 Rules for Setting SMART goals
https://us.humankinetics.com/blogs/excerpt/5-rules-for-setting-smart-goals#:~:text=You%20may%20have%20learned%20about,met%20in%20the%20time%20allotted
Substack Recommendations:
Finding the Best (free) Resources for Your 2025 Self-Study Goals
https://substack.com/home/post/p-171479150
Where to find media to consume instead of doomscrolling
https://substack.com/home/post/p-168039199
Learn for Fun or Free or Fun & Free
https://substack.com/home/post/p-175242020 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 24, 2025 • 1h 15min
How to Make New Years Resolutions *Actually* Stick! Pt. 1
Delve into the intriguing history of New Year's resolutions and discover how phrasing can impact goal achievement. Learn about the neuroscience behind motivation and the importance of positively framing your intentions. Explore how social structures can enhance commitment and why specific and clear goals lead to better outcomes. Sarah shares personal insights and past successes while emphasizing the importance of self-kindness and realistic expectations. This conversation sets the stage for meaningful behavior change in the upcoming year!

Dec 17, 2025 • 1h 29min
The “Art” of AI: A Critique on the Creaturds of Slop
Bring your waders, this week we’re wandering into the stagnant swamp of Earth’s abject “elite.” Feel free to breathe through your mouth as we discuss AI brain rot, the “culture” of the 1%, and the longstanding tradition of offloading labor no matter the cost. Don’t worry, before we lock eyes with the ethically bankrupt and cognitively forlorn, we’ll also be discussing neuroscience, psychology, and art across cultures! So fun! I hope you enjoy these Schauer Thoughts.
Links to Substack:
Research Wrapped 2025: https://substack.com/home/post/p-181291076
My 2025 Reading List: https://substack.com/home/post/p-181265928
Resources:
StudyTogether & Study Stream
These are the apps I was talking about when wanting to find someone else to study abstract concepts with
Generative AI: the risk of cognitive atrophy
https://www.polytechnique-insights.com/en/columns/neuroscience/generative-ai-the-risk-of-cognitive-atrophy/
Art Across Cultures: A Tapestry of Diverse Expressions
Exploring the impact of culture on artistic perception and creation.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/non-weird-science/202406/art-across-cultures-a-tapestry-of-diverse-expressions
The language of absence.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18558956/#:~:text=The%20paper%20%22The%20language%20of%20absence%22%20by,tantalizing%20*%20Mental%2C%20physical%2C%20and%20sexual%20abuse
ChatGPT May Be Eroding Critical Thinking Skills, According to a New MIT study
https://time.com/7295195/ai-chatgpt-google-learning-school/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 10, 2025 • 1h 19min
The Science of Generosity & Holiday Gift Guide
Get ready for a strange mix of holiday cheer and fear, this week we’re serving up the science and psychology of generosity with a side of lore (my lore.) Don’t worry, things will be merry and bright… eventually. I’m just joshing, but make sure to check out the links below for sources, ideas, and much more. Hope to see you in the communal shower!
Link to my substack: https://substack.com/@sarahschauer
Full reading list will be posted tomorrow, Dec. 10, around noon PST - it is simply too long for this caption lol.
Resources:
Undoing Drugs: How Harm Reduction Is Changing the Future of Drugs and Addition - Maia Szalavitz
Most Delicious Poison: The Story of Nature’s Toxins - from Spices to Vices - Noah Whiteman
What We Value: The Neuroscience of Choice & Change - Emily Falk
Give Well, Feel Great: The Science of Gift Giving and Receiving
https://www.templeton.org/news/give-well-feel-great-the-science-of-gift-giving-and-receiving
The Psychology Behind Perfect Gift-Giving
https://swipegifts.com/blog/gift-psychology
Gift Resources & Links:
Scientific American’s Best Nonfiction of 2025
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/scientific-americans-best-nonfiction-of-2025/
The Scientific American Staff’s Favorite Books of 2025
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-scientific-american-staffs-favorite-books-of-2025/
Gifts for every kind of nerd
https://www.morningbrew.com/stories/2025/10/24/gift-guide-nerd
Craft Club
https://www.craftclubco.com/pages/gift-guide?srsltid=AfmBOorxPL2GQZwm70XO8bEjQWQ03oM2MFEh4jgRFMYXqaJrtxXNtnbp
Customer Stained Glass Piece
https://www.etsy.com/market/custom_stained_glass
Custom Vinyl Records
https://www.freestyle-vinyl.com/collections
Canva Magazines
https://www.canva.com/magazines/
Custom Lego Figure
https://www.lego.com/en-us/minifigure-factory
Fibonacci Wall and Desk Clock
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1576771073/fibonacci-wall-and-desk-clock-unusual
Gifts for math lovers
https://www.mathnasium.com/blog/great-gifts-math-lovers-2024
Educational Subscription Boxes for Kids
https://www.cratejoy.com/collections/educational-subscription-boxes
STEM Build Boxes
https://coolsciencefinds.com/articles/stem-build-boxes
Lighting for Lego Sets
https://www.lightmybricks.com/blogs/learning-centre
Science Art - Scientific Illustration Artworks and Wall Art
https://cognitive-surplus.com/collections/wall-art
Planet Bath bombs
https://www.kiwico.com/us/store/dp/planet-bath-bombs/3205
Custom Star Map from special nights - jewelry, art, etc
https://www.thenightsky.com/
They have star map lockets!
Library Check Out Card Bookmark - Vintage
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1081591959/library-check-out-card-bookmark-vintage
Custom Book Embosser
https://www.etsy.com/listing/840508076/book-embosser-personalized-custom-ex?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=ex%20libris&ref=sr_gallery-1-35&sr_prefetch=1&pro=1&frs=1&pop=1&content_source=5d442138550e8a17059979d09cb92cbabcd17809%3A840508076&search_preloaded_img=1&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=5d442138550e8a17059979d09cb92cbabcd17809:840508076&source=aw&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=us_location_buyer&utm_content=740219&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=740219&awc=6220_1764911312_c63edd94bc322514623e5c6d663ea839
Jane Eyre Embroidery Kit
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1008531760/jane-eyre-embroidery-kit?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jane+eyre+embroidery&ref=sr_gallery-1-2&organic_search_click=1&utm_source=affiliate_window&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=uk_location_buyer&utm_content=1266099&sv1=affiliate&sv_campaign_id=1266099&awc=6091_1764911520_293ebbe0bc58c5494c72236acc01f8ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 3, 2025 • 1h 39min
How to Be More Creative: Abstraction and Improvisation (Part 3)!
Here we are, the third and final installment on how to be more creative! What a wild and winding journey it’s been, hopefully everyone is forever changed. Just a reminder: the essence (aka timbre - a unique quality of a sound that distinguishes it from other sounds) of a shower thought is a rambling (divergent) musing while in the shower - an environment where sound and heat are taking ego (fixedness) offline and allowing you to make more fluid connections. Water is also a fluid, which is a substance that can flow and take the shape of it’s container aka your body, your brain - which btw are constantly changing so best to keep a lot of things fluid, moving, lest some solids clog flow. Anywho, I hope you enjoy the neuroscience, the lateral movements, the abstractions, the improv, but most of all… I hope you dance.
To the beat of your own drum.
Don’t fall in line, or do, it’s up to you! Talk again soon, toodles!
Edit: I meant to say “IAF does RC circuits, not currents” - I was speaking so fast that I flubbed that.
Also, second edit: for an electrical fire, always disconnect the power source first.
Third edit at the end: Delight is surprise + happiness, not happiness + sadness - I was speaking too fast.
For more information on book club, visit my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/new-book-for-143088045
Resources:
This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers and Ogi Ogas
Scent: A Natural History of Fragrance - Elise Vernon Pearlstine
Plant Lore and Legend - Ruth Binney
The Botany of Desire - Michael Pollan
Most Delicious Poison - Noah Whiteman
The Catalyst: RNA and the Quest to Unlock Life’s Deepest Secrets - Thomas R. Cech
The Mind-Gut Connection - Emeran Mayer, MD
On Muscle: The Stuff That Moves Us and Why It Matters - Bonnie Tsui
The Beauty Molecule - Nicholas Perricone, MD
A neurocomputational model of creative processes
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0149763422001452#bbib49
Lateral Thinking: A Textbook of Creativity
https://d1wqtxts1xzle7.cloudfront.net/34623410/Lateral_thinking-libre.pdf?1409804461=&response-content-disposition=inline%3B+filename%3DL_AT_ERAL_T_HINKING.pdf&Expires=1764634187&Signature=gNaugtGh5fV5tq9C76US8IlQFXrqcrkaQ8UfxyvUsb~UM2YhbJJB-9PQOD4gjmHvFVaHfBNuIWsr9a~eVOHZuveFrUdxx-zZJdmh3DDxosekQ2OoHM2trx2ixYlWitsqpWY5CfobdDM0aQVICGCb00--EUfzJJq0-gIrySw388J4EI8MvqHtWJaGEIXWJx7gwpYvhfF3xTJ12GFhUK4pvrmz8qoLYTmLLjs3AwFZ-EWPRRfcCh8M6-eELduwJaTfi05edifhH6duN9qzmVUe7Nc-egIYIxcYWzIbFvwbDqseOpBDa2vD42DEZrU9eL4vW3XiYOobx6RD31QGEEvnpQ__&Key-Pair-Id=APKAJLOHF5GGSLRBV4ZA
Play It As It Lies | What Does This Mean?
https://cattailcrossing.ca/blog/play-it-as-it-lies-what-does-this-mean/
Improv Games for Collaboration
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Nov 26, 2025 • 1h 41min
How To Be Creative: Divergent Thinking (Pt. 2)!
Dive into the fascinating world of divergent thinking and creativity! Discover how the brain's prefrontal cortex plays a vital role in idea generation. Learn about the differences between divergent and convergent thinking and why both are essential. Explore the connection between suppressed expression and the brain’s default mode network. Sarah shares practical tips for enhancing creativity through lateral learning and embracing new experiences. Plus, insights on how AHA moments are tied to brain activity make for an enlightening listen!

Nov 19, 2025 • 1h 21min
How To Be Creative! Pt. 1
Dive into the intricate world of creativity as the host explores neuroscience, movement, and language. Discover how functional movement patterns enhance creative expression. Learn why reclaiming first-person language is crucial for self-identity and agency in learning. The discussion links bodily coordination with cognitive processes, revealing that creativity thrives at the intersection of brain and body. Plus, practical tips are shared for asserting your creative authority and fostering personal growth.

5 snips
Nov 13, 2025 • 1h 2min
How to Learn to Love Math feat. Mina Neuberg
In this engaging chat, Mina Neuberg, CEO of WonderMath and a passionate advocate for math confidence, shares her journey from concerned parent to math champion. She dives into how early math beliefs shape life choices, especially for girls, while discussing the importance of reducing anxiety and making math relevant. They explore creative methods like movement-based learning and practical activities, and the power of a growth mindset. Mina's insights on linking math with real life will inspire listeners to rethink their approach to learning.

Nov 5, 2025 • 1h 17min
Regular & Hypnotic Shower Thoughts
Dive into the fascinating world of hypnotic speech and childhood suggestibility. Explore how parental rapport shapes influence and learn about the neuroscience behind 'shower thoughts.' Reflect on cultural commentary regarding embarrassment and gender norms. Discover the somatic nervous system's role in voluntary actions and how childhood phrases can create learned helplessness. Plus, unpack the importance of smell in memory and how motor gestures can counteract limiting beliefs. A captivating mix of science, personal insights, and societal reflections!

Oct 29, 2025 • 1h 26min
A Refreshing Take on “Brain Rot”
This week we’re tackling brain rot, brain fog, social media addiction, and stopping to smell the roses! Join me on a cognitive journey to the land of untapped and undervalued sensory input, the nose. Remember, this is about a harm reduction method, it alone will not “cure” you - also feel free to run absolutely all of this by a licensed medical professional and thoroughly review the resources for yourself. As always, it’s been a pleasure having you in the communal Schauer, I hope my STEAM (du-dun-tss) of consciousness (and extended research) provides some refreshing mental clarity.
For more information on my book club visit:
Substack:
https://sarahschauer.substack.com/p/schauer-thoughts-book-club-additional?utm_source=activity_item
Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/c/sarahschauer/membership
Books:
Horror on the Brain: The Neuroscience Behind Science Fiction - Austin Lim, PhD
Attention: Beyond Mindfulness - Gay Watson
Scent: A Natural History of Fragrance - Elise Vernon Pearlstine
Plant Lore and Legend: The Wisdom and Wonder of Plants and Flowers Revealed - Ruth Binney
Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience - Mihály Csizkszentmihalyi
Articles:
Demystifying the New Dilemma of Brain Rot in the Digital Era: A Review
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11939997/
The Psychological Conditioning of Brainrot
https://www.fau.edu/thrive/students/thrive-thursdays/psychological_conditioning_brainrot/brainrot/
Defining brain fog across medical conditions
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166223625000177
Does Exposure to Air Pollution Cause “Brain Fog”?
https://hudsonvalleypress.com/2025/08/13/does-exposure-to-air-pollution-cause-brain-fog/
Screen Apnea: What happens to our breath when we type, tap, and scroll
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/10/1247296780/screen-apnea-why-screens-cause-shallow-breathing
A New Reason to Stop and Smell the Roses
https://www.bottomlineinc.com/health/mental-health/a-new-reason-to-stop-and-smell-the-roses/
Memory Air Research Page
https://memoryair.com/pages/science
Nasal Respiration Entrains Human Limbic Oscillations and Modulated Cognitive Function
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5148230/
To smell the immune system: olfaction, autoimmunity and brain involvement
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17110318/
The Connections Between smell, memory, and health
https://magazine.hms.harvard.edu/articles/connections-between-smell-memory-and-health
Transforming the understanding of brain immunity
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abo7649 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


