Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi

Join your hosts this week as they reminisce on Nashville’s hottest places and take a deep dive down to Paradise, aka Tammy’s Bachelorette audition. Do Maurissa and Riley know they’re on ABC? We draw the line at feet sucking people. We also get some behind the scenes into Lil Jon’s special requests, including simply, a Gucci suit and a 4-wheel ride on the beach. Wells also breaks down a lot of football stuff, and gives us some exclusive White Claw ASMR. Your hosts decide that Joe and Serena are suh-cute, Kendall Jenner looked amazing at the Met Gala, and Megan Fox is both annoying and amazing. Enjoy! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Shipstation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT to get a 60-day free trial   Hello Tushy — Go to HelloTushy.com/yft to get 10% off plus free shipping. After you install your Hello Tushy, show it off! Tag us and @hellotushy on InstagramSKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week we learn that Wells and MT are both pimping their rides, and it’s almost Christmas. Did we say that last week? Don’t let that holiday sneak up on ya. We also learn that Sarah listens to the podcast; she’s a big fan. Do we think she reads this too? Hey girl! Your hosts then spend half the show breaking down this week’s episode of Paradise, so you’re welcome for that. Their conclusion? Riley and Joe are the only non-garbage men, no offence to the men that aren’t Riley or Joe. Wells also announces that he should write a playbook on how to go on the Bachelor, rule #1 being don’t talk about your followers, (looking at you, Pieper and Brendan). Brandi announces that Kendall/people need to shoot their shot, “but if it doesn’t go in the basket, move on to the next play.” Put that one on a mug. And lastly, your hosts talk least fave and fave things and come up with Wells’ rap name, which should never leave this safe space. Until next week, YFTers! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month  Nutrafol — Go to nutrafol.com and enter the promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription. US customers only, for a limited time. Free shipping on every order Just the Tipsy — Get 10% off on all purchases when you shop Just the Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Must be 21+ Billie — Go to mybillie.com/yft to get the best razor you will ever own. Free shipping always  SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you’re eating at the start of this episode, maybe don’t. We chat chili and beets and how they both look coming out the other end. Also, summer is almost over and we’re almost to Christmas, so that’s exciting. In case you’re not keeping track, this episode is number 169... wink wink. Your hosts take a deep dive in the Paradise fire, and by the war, it was Wells’ idea to throw the cake in the fire. You’re welcome, America. They talk Mari, Kenny, Demi, the Boom Boom room, and ask the important questions, like how many songs one has to write on the beach to get a rose. (Looking at you Connor). Also, what the heck is He’s All That, who the heck is Addison Rae, and why do women insist on checking excessive baggage? All this and more, as always YFTers! Enjoy! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Greenchef — Go to greenchef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping  Happy Dance — Get 15% off your first Happy Dance order at doahappydance.com/yft Just the Tipsy — Get 10% off on all purchases when you shop Just the Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Must be 21+ Article — Go to article.com/yft for $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more  SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you were wondering what the opposite of “litty kitty” is, it’s your hosts on today’s episode of YFT. Brand-eye is Brand-dying and Wells cannot handle a floating bar on island time. Basically, they’re both feeling like Kelsey did at this week's Bachelor in Paradise rose ceremony. By the way, how impressed were you by Wells’ speech about taking a moment and saying your byeeees!? The two hosts rally from their illnesses to give you the BIP recap you’ve been waiting for. Wells reveals some moments we didn’t get to see on TV, including his first ever tip at the bar which was a very special chakra necklace. Also, why didn’t Maurissa and Riley lie to Lance Bass instead of eating tongues? Brandi and Wells discuss what they would’ve told Lance Bass their “numbers” were, and speaking of numbers, both hosts spill the tea on their first times. They then get into their picks for next season’s Bachelor, divulge some fave things of the week including an alien moment, and explain their personal plane bathroom preferences. Next week we promise to bring more energy after what may be the last vacation these two hosts ever take.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month Policygenius — Head to policygenius.com to get started right now Just the Tipsy — Get 10% off on all purchases when you shop Just the Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Must be 21+ Theragun — Go to therabody.com/yft right now and get your Gen 4 Theragun today SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. Vizzy — Go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/yft to find out where you can purchase Vizzy. To get updates on the latest flavor drops and more sign up for emails at vizzyhardseltzer.com/subscribe. Must be 21+ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wellscome to Paradise, the REAL happiest place on Earth, because we all know Disneyland is not it. Brand-eye and Wells recap the premiere of Bachelor in Paradise and reveal all their thoughts and behind the scenes info on who Wells hung out with the most, who Brandi would get with down on the beach, and why ankle socks should absolutely never be worn with sandals... sorry, sad boy Joe. While we did get to see Wells on our screens this week (I mean, at least more than usual), he fills us in on what ended up on the cutting room floor and why the entire cast thinks he is pretty much a bully. The co-hosts come up with the plot of a hot new reality show that we’re going to make Tish get involved with ASAP, and Brandi gives us an update on a non-reality show she’s binging that is such old news that Wells can’t even remember the plot. Plus, the two have some very concerning conversations about how rollercoasters were likely invented and why Wells is convinced there are only three food categories (he’s wrong). Wells and Brandi are switching coasts and heading out on vacays, but they’ll be with you same time next week, YFTers. Until then, comment on IG to tell us the right way to cut our toenails and share your favorite Disney rides!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Nutrafol — Go to nutrafol.com and enter promo code YFT to save $15 off your first month’s subscription plus free shipping on every order (US customers only, for a limited time) Just The Tipsy — Shop Just The Tipsy at tipsybrand.com.21+ Hello Tushy — Go to hellotushy.com/YFT to get 10% off plus free shipping  SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now. Greenchef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“You think you know someone, and then one day you just don’t, and that’s just life.” That is Brandi’s take on the Bach-ette Greggy situation, soooo, that’s that on that. After a quick Bach chat, your hosts dive into a more serious conversation about sneezing; can you sneeze when you’re asleep? If you sneeze with your eyes open, will they pop out of your head? What’s scarier than sneezing and driving? All this is discussed for your listening pleasure. Also, are there any high school kids playing high school kids on television? Because the Outer Banks kids are like basically 30. Brandi is looking for some Halloween costume ideas, and Wells thinks Tokyo is too far to send horses for the Olympic horse-showed. Lastly, your hosts discuss the obscurity of Olympic sports and why we assign the hardest one exclusively to 12-year-old girls. Like, that’s not fair. Anyways, next week episode one of BIP will be out! Stay tuned to see how much Wells gets cut out. Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Betterhelp — Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething to get 10% off your first month Vizzy — Go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/yft to find out where you can purchase Vizzy. To get updates on the latest flavor drops and more sign up for emails at vizzyhardseltzer.com/subscribe. Must be 21+ Just The Tipsy — Shop Just The Tipsy at tipsybrand.com. Ages 21+Shipstation — Go to ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT for a 60-day free trial SKYN — Shop SKYN.com and get free shipping on orders over $30 in the contiguous US or explore SKYN on Amazon now.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

John Krasinski’s lesser-known twin Derek Peth co-hosts, and, well, it’s quite the show. They start by inventing the ShitBit, a unique innovation that, you guessed it, tracks your poop. Wells then gets a call from Sarah Hyland herself, and we see the sweet side that he hides so well from us. They discuss who is the most famous Tom in the world and briefly acknowledge Brand-eye’s absence. We also learn that Derek ripped his pants because his Covid weight makes his legs rub together a little more. He and Wells tell us all about their shopping spree that included an almost threesome in a fitting room and question overload at Chipotle. Lastly, Derek discusses how everyone needs to quit dumping on Olympians… we’re all just out here, trying our best to fit into pants and win gold metals, okay?!  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Policygenius — Head to policygenius.com to get started right now  Just The Tipsy — Shop Just The Tipsy at tipsybrand.com Article — Go to article.com/yft to get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or moreBillie — Go to mybillie.com/yft to get the best razor you will ever own, free shipping always  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are you as amused as we are by the giant dildos flying into space lately? Brandi and Wells have traveled all over the country and the globe, but their next adventure may just be heading out to a space station turned bar, so please look out for our GoFundMe to get this going. They’re also trying to figure out what it will be like to have sex in zero G. Will it be like boning down in the deep end of our swimming pools? TBD. Our hosts also catch up on what they’ve been doing in the last week, and quick heads up to anyone who saw Wells driving in the nude recently... you weren’t hallucinating and we will explain. They also get into the emotional rollercoaster that was this week’s Bachelorette episode and Men Tell All combo. Is Brandi now a Michael A. guy? Was Thomas recording from Restoration Hardware? And why did this episode bring back all the memories of Wells realizing he wasn’t the next lead? All this and more. Catch you next time! Until then, we’ll be stoned at the nail salon.  Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Smash & Tess — Visit smashtess.com/YFT to shop and use code YFT at check out for 15% off your purchaseBetterHelp — As a listener, you’ll get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor at BetterHelp.com/favoritething Theragun— Go to Therabody.com/YFT and get your Gen 4 Theragun today Nutrafol— Get $15 off when you go to Nutrafol.com and use the promo code YFT  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, we start off with a very important question: where is everyone getting the tiny microphones on TikTok? Should we be using tiny microphones to do this show? Anyways, Wells put real pants on. He dressed up for us all today. Your hosts waste no time getting into The Bachelorette recap, and Brandi is very upset about Monday’s elimination. Also, we are looking for someone to come on the podcast who does butt stuff, but tells the world they’re a virgin. We just want to understand you, no shade. DM us. Gossip Girl is back, but it’s a little weird. Oh, and your hosts are thinking of starting a croissant house. The Croissant Chateau, perhaps. Wells is also thinking of publishing a children’s book, so we’re really in the entrepreneurial spirit this week. Enjoy the show! Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow Your Favorite Podcast! Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @yftpodcast.  Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Happy Dance — Go to doahappydance.com/YFT to get 15% off your first order Green Chef — Go to GreenChef.com/yft100 and use code yft100 to get $100 off including free shipping  Vizzy — Go to vizzyhardseltzer.com/YFT to find out where you can purchase Vizzy. Must be 21+ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're off to a really great start this week because Wells got a plastic protector for his vaccine card. There’s no stopping him now! Brandi’s arm is feeling better, so that’s also great news. We’ve got a Bachelorette recap for you, including our hot take on that woo-woo-woah-woah bit that was just Too Hot To Handle. Wells compares himself to Connor, but Brandi humbly reminds him that he can sometimes be a douche, so they are not the same. We also learn that Brandi has never seen Seinfeld, so that’s a lot to process. Brandi shares that her ideal body type for a guy is Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec and we find out that Wells is maybe going to become a famous golfer. You never know what’s around the corner, YFTers, so ya better tune in next week to see where we’re at! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for making this episode possible! Check out these deals just for you, YFTers: Smash + Tess – Go to smashtess.com/YFT and use code YFT for 15% off your purchase. Exclusions apply. Not valid on sale or collab items, expires August 30th, 2021. Join the #RomperRevolution and follow Smash + Tess on Instagram @smashtess Betterhelp – Go to betterhelp.com/favoritething for 10% off your first month ShipStation – Go to shipstation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in YFT for a 60-day free trial Hello Tushy – Go to hellotushy.com/yft to get 10% off plus free shipping  Billie – Go to MyBillie.com/YFT to get your starter kit for just $9 plus free shipping always  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.