Guys We F****d

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener dealing with an ex who’s upset she couldn’t meet his deceased mom before she passed (six months before they started dating), and Krystyna is empowered by the New York Marathon without even running it. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian, ANTHONY DEVITO. The group discusses dating younger women without being manipulative, families that are run like corrupt governments, and entering a relationship so that you can be the absolute worst version of yourself. Commentary from someone who had the best version of something…Mike Coscarelli.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE:   https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Anthony on IG: @ComedianAnthonyDevito Twitter: @anthonyDeVito_    Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal   (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore)   www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch   www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Glitter Moneyyy Song 1- Spit Song 2- Boomerang  https://open.spotify.com/album/6T9P5LQeC0JGQi4Dh0TZqa?si=9NBg32bOTeuE8OtSy64LWQSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WELCOME TO THE 500TH EPISODE OF GUYS WE FCKED!!!! Join Corinne and Krystyna as they help a listener who’s realized that her new boyfriend is dangerously depressed, and as they congratulate Gisele Bündchen on leaving her husband to live her own dreams. Also, as they share some feasible career options for women hoping to marry a successful man. In honor of 500 episodes, the gang also runs through the sexual highlights of their lives so far. Today’s guest is co-host of Luminary Original podcast The C-Word -- ALISSA BENNETT. The group discusses inappropriate obsessions with strangers, following female intuition, and marrying the same man twice. Commentary by the man packing so much that a marriage to him could be considered polyandry -- Mike Coscarelli.   TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Alissa on IG: @arnoldfriend6 Follow Alissa's Regret Counter on IG: @regret_counter_   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Drea Song 1- Digital Love Song 2- Winner Pt 2.  https://open.spotify.com/track/5Ra8WcMrLFQRW9OdsCyoTH?si=Om90-l1oR-aUDeT962EW7w&nd=1See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a college student struggling to make friends after leaving a cult. They also share some highlights from Skankfest, including advice for women who wanna crowd surf, and anyone trying to have a good time on acid. Plus, Krystyna realizes just how gosh darn great it is to date someone with a positive attitude. Today’s Guys We Fcked guests are stand-up comedians and podcasters, KIM CONGDON and SARAH WEINSHENK. The ladies discuss getting sapphic after your twenties, men with fcked up priorities, and dick so good it sends you to a psychic. Commentary from the man with the transcendental tool -- Mike Coscarelli.      TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- OUR SPECIAL DAY -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Kim and Sarah on IG: @Kimcongdon, @princesshenk Twitter: @kimberlycongdon, @princessshenk    Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Evan Crommett Song 1- Air Max 90s Song 2- Probably Dangerous https://open.spotify.com/artist/7Ay0xiP9gJHLu4TVGHLk1n?si=O0Nd6rLMR6Sgd5uxAX4UFwSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who initiates plenty of romantic relationships just to end up with plenty of new friends. Corinne also reflects on hanging out with an ex for the first time in seven years… at the Renaissance Faire. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is professional sensual masseur, EMMANUEL LUSTIN. The group chats about the right ways to touch a woman (hint: it’s almost never what the guy wants), dealing with “blue pussy,” and creating a career from massaging nude women. Commentary by unprofessional masseur Mike Coscarelli.      TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Emmanuel Lustin on IG: @Emmanuellustinmt Twitter: @EmmanuelLustin_   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Natalie McCool Song 1- Take Me To Your Leader Song 2- Devils https://open.spotify.com/artist/7Ay0xiP9gJHLu4TVGHLk1n?si=O0Nd6rLMR6Sgd5uxAX4UFw  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna discuss the importance of unpacking intrusive thoughts and admit that they like the taste of their own vaginas, which, for the record, was not an intrusive thought. They also recap their spooky and slutty time at Salem’s Haunted Happenings Grand Parade and revel in Krystyna’s nephew’s very valid obsession with… deez nuts. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian PAUL VIRZI. The trio explores parenting in a fcked up contemporary social climate, maintaining a healthy sex life after having kids, and why we should be masturbating in Chick-Fil-A instead of McDonald’s. Commentary from the man with extra special sauce — Mike Coscarelli.     TICKETS FOR GWF LIVE PODCAST TAPING AT THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL https://www.eventbrite.com/e/guys-we-fked-live-midnight-theatre-comedy-takeover-tickets-429733754227   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Paul Virzi on IG/Twitter: @Paulvirzi   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Jordi Polycarpe Song 1- Ghost Song 2- Asteroids https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ycSxU53naFJFgqpg4OdrS?si=Q7VALRJUTHmrXJ00jbEQygSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who’s been in an incredible relationship for the past two years, but can’t stop thinking about his ex-wife. And someone attempts to answer Corinne’s call for a man who values women as actual people instead of emotional-support humans. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor DAPHNIQUE SPRINGS. The group discusses the perks of having ho friends, sexting using pictures from Google Images, and the struggles of successful women dating in a world full of insecure men. Commentary from the man secure in his manhood — Mike Coscarelli.    WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Daphnique on IG/Twitter: @Iamdsprings   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Jordi Polycarpe Song 1- Cadillac Song 2- Think About (Me) https://open.spotify.com/artist/1ycSxU53naFJFgqpg4OdrS?si=Q7VALRJUTHmrXJ00jbEQygSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday, Fuckers! On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener whose husband has been privately messaging a woman on OnlyFans, and Corinne gives us an update on her path to enlightenment (It turns out that achieving peak awareness kind of sucks). This week’s Guys We Fcked guests are relationship experts, authors, and real-life couple, VANESSA BENNETT and JOHN KIM. The group discusses misconceptions about “the one,” the difference between New York and LA therapists, and what’s in it for a guy when a woman can’t raise his children (besides sex, of course). Vanessa and John’s book, “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU: Break the Blame Cycle. Relationship Better”, is out now!     SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow John Kim on IG/Twitter: @Theangrytherapist Follow Vanessa Bennett: @Vanessasbennett   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Feral Jenny Song 1- Weathervane Song 2- That Dog https://open.spotify.com/artist/2BC2c6AwHRsN2mXvb1yGUB?si=Zeiw0NyMQeWEu1TjmgATCASee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week’s episode, Corinne and Krystyna help a listener who needs a bit of a wake-up call about her––to put it simply––bat sh*t crazy relationship and discuss how women are unfairly forced to take care of their boyfriends. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is cam girl and former phone sex operator, MARIAH MORVANT. The group explores the good and bad of phone sex, warning signs for a skeezy photographer, and the most wild kinks out there, including farting, burping, and dog poo sandwiches. Commentary by the man with the dog poo-free dick — Mike Coscarelli.      SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Mariah Monvant on IG/Twitter: Mariahdrewcarey   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Feral Jenny Song 1- Like A Chore Song 2- Feel Better   https://open.spotify.com/artist/2BC2c6AwHRsN2mXvb1yGUB?si=Zeiw0NyMQeWEu1TjmgATCASee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Corinne and Krystyna help out a listener who can’t stop attracting troubled men, share some ways to stop your date from trauma dumping, and answer the age-old question: Would you be mad if your boyfriend came on a stripper’s tits? Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and host of “The Boyscast,” RYAN LONG. The group discusses the different attitudes towards male and female success, emotional stoicism amidst all of this sociopolitical chaos, and––of course––Ryan’s long balls! Commentary by Mike “Balls as big as his dick? We’re not sure” Coscarelli.      SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- OUR SPECIAL DAY -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Ryan Long on IG/Twitter: RyanLongComedy   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Evan Crommett Song 1- Dyer Avenue Song 2- Jet Pack https://open.spotify.com/artist/21OzUs4uoYF0xoBHHI4f1M?si=Yyhqb3V8SWykjLA7TNe8mgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Corinne and Krystyna finally hear a good––or at least neutral––story from a listener, and they dive into the past to figure out why they choose the men they choose. Today’s Guys We Fcked guest is stand-up comedian RACHEL WOLFSON. The group discusses being the first female member of Johnny Knoxville’s Jackass crew, living with mental illness since childhood, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend, and more importantly, staying friends with your ex-boyfriend's mom. Big [family] member energy from Mike Coscarelli.    SEE CORINNE & KRYSTYNA LIVE AT A THEATER NEAR YOU:   ATLANTA - SAT SEPT 10 - CENTER STAGE THEATER https://www.centerstage-atlanta.com/events/guys-we-fcked/   NORWALK, CT - SAT SEPT 24 - WALL STREET THEATER https://wallstreettheater.com/event/guys-we-fcked/   CORINNE SOLO DATES: DETROIT - FRI SEPT 16 - HOUSE OF COMEDY (MOTOR CITY COMEDY FESTIVAL) all tickets: https://www.corinnefisher.com/calendar/   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- "OUR SPECIAL DAY" -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK’S FEATURED MUSIC: Havs Song 1- Exotic Song 2- Flip https://open.spotify.com/artist/0n38cexDOqzO3hWPmeOWwi?si=NF4O4pJ3QUmuowtZtvXfZgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.