Dom Joly joins us to choose who and what would annoy him most to be stuck on a desert island with. Picked entirely off the cuff, he nevertheless creates a wonderfully awful place to be stuck. If you want to let us know who you'd choose, tell us at dickspod.com/contact, and we could read yours out in the next episode of Compact Dicks.

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Actor and comedian Marcus Brigstocke joins Dan to talk about the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with. Subscribe to never miss an episode, and follow us on social media @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Mo Omar joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Might Delete Later podcast's Stevie Martin and Gina Martin join Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck on an island with, including some controversial food and drink choices. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Jamali Maddix joins Dan to share who and what he'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Chase's very own Vixen, Jenny Ryan joins Dan today to share her feelings about who and what would be the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @Dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gossipmonger and Chat Room Enterer, Poppy Hillstead joins Dan to discuss the worst people and things to be stuck with on a desert island, including a monkey that you really need to google, because it's properly mad looking. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Josh Weller joins Dan to talk all about which people and things he finds to be the biggest dicks, and they have a lovely time. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Cally Beaton joins Dan to share who and what she'd hate to be stuck with on a desert island. Be sure to follow the podcast @dickspod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices