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The season of IPOs, bullshit HR tells you about salary, and feeding ravenous 9 year olds. Hey, Coté got off his ass and finally reved back up his newsletter. People love it! Subscribe and tell all your friends to subscribe! Mood board: The Christmas Greenwich Meantime. The Salary Vortex. Podcast Google Alert. Overnight he is growing 7 inches. Throwing fish at a growing seal. I want to be 63. We’re way too top heavy. Hot in the sun, cold in the shade. Is this because of the Federal Reserve? The chaos monkey of IPOs. What happened to SVNLab? College phrases from random places. War Birds and Red Tides. Relevant to your interests VMware CEO: IBM Paid Too Much for Red Hat Oracle announces Oracle Autonomous Linux CentOS release A developer goes to a DevOps conference GitLab Announcing $268 million in Series E funding GitLab hauls in $268M Series E on 2.768B valuation GitLab Strategy GitHub GitHub acquires Semmle to help developers spot code exploits Welcome Semmle to the GitHub family Leak of Microsoft Salaries Shows Fight for Higher Compensation Google Warns LastPass Users Were Exposed To ‘Last Password’ Credential Leak Computer Scientist Richard Stallman Resigns From MIT Over Epstein Comments Hold My Beer – Let's Watch SoftBank Venture Capital Plunge Apple reschedules iOS 13.1 and iPadOS releases for September 24th What is Google up to with Anthos? More toys dropped for Kubernetes-style hybrid cloud Nonsense The Question of Whether or Not WeWork Is a Tech Company Has Been Answered Sponsors SolarWinds To try it FREE for 14 days just go to https://loggly.com/sdt. If it logs, it can log to Loggly HMA To try HMA VPN risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee visit: www.hidemyass.com/offer-sdt. Conferences, et. al. Sep 25th - Something in London. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Nov 2nd - EmacsConf 2019 Nov 3rd to 7th - Gartner Symposium, Barcelona. Coté has a €625 discount code if you ask him for it. December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney Discount off KubeCon North America which is November 18 – 21 in San Diego. Use code KCNASFTPOD19 for a 10% discount. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Use Audible Credits in iPhone App; Radiolab’s episode Tit for Tat. Matt: Aphex Twin’s website for b-sides and other miscellany Coté: second bike. Traveling Salesmen - how does it work? Outro: SDT Theme, charleswhollien.Sponsored By:SolarWinds: This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds and one of their web APM tools: Loggly. It’s scalable cloud-based log management that won’t break the bank. Learn more or try it FREE for 14 days. Just go to http://loggly.com/sdt.Hide My Ass: To try HMA VPN risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee visit: www.hidemyass.com/offer-sdt.

Developers don’t buy anything, but they make other people buy things. We try to, once again, build a theory of how developers drive IT spend. Also: hotel shampoo bottles, Scottish vikings, and Kiwi slang. Hey, Coté got off his ass and finally reved back up his newsletter. People love it! Subscribe and tell all your friends to subscribe! Mood board: Buying something different to try something new. Australian bagels. “Let’s start the QBR: we’re gonna have hide my ass.” “Obviously if we don’t sell ads we can do whatever the fuck we want.” More fools giving their software away for free I have a lot of thoughts on How to Train Your Dragon Hanging out with the Scots at The Hague I do have a follow-up question, but not on the soap. Some baroque, bespoke, monster piece of infrastructure. Matt’s little bit of glue. How much simpler can you get than straight code? General Container’s army of yamlites. Developer tools = vomit on the floor Write in if you disagree. Relevant to your interests Pivotal interviews from CF Summit EU: the multi-tenant problem in kubernetes. “In the future K8s will exist as an infrastructure API almost universally.” “Daimler takes a hybrid cloud approach, using Azure, AWS, IBM Cloud and Alibaba, as well as its own data centre in Stuttgart and a new one being built in Frankfurt.” Cornelia Davis on PaaS, kubernetes, and cloud native programming. IBM brings Cloud Foundry and Red Hat OpenShift together “our understanding is that IBM plans to turn this into a fully supported project that will give Cloud Foundry users the option to deploy their application right to OpenShift*,* while OpenShift customers will be able to offer their developers the Cloud Foundry experience.” COBOL turns 60: Why it will outlive us all Why Red Hat sees Knative as the answer to Kubernetes orchestration BigID announces $50M Series C investment as privacy takes center stage Data Protection Services Firm Carbonite Considers a Sale Recap of the “funding” experiment “you have to admit, the fact that businesses will pay thousands of dollars for some SaaS software while ignoring the maintainers who write the actual open source code itself seems a bit unfair.” Coté’s hot-take: I mean. Yeah. People will pay $0 for what they want if you give them the chance. Should open source software advertise? Almost Everything About Goodreads Is Broken Google Could Acquire Nutanix For $9 Billion To Further Its Cloud Ambitions This is a good example of I-banker think, namely, it doesn’t actually talk about what Nutanix does or what kind of new opportunities Google and them would have together. Lots of fun charts though! Everything Apple announced today, including the new iPhone 11, Apple TV+, Apple Watch, and more It's Not Just You: Software Has Gotten Far More Expensive - check out their spreadsheet, with sparkle lines! Uber stock price drops after missed Q2 expectations Procella: unifying serving and analytical data at YouTube Announcing Terraform Cloud Mark Hurd, the co-CEO of Oracle, is taking a leave of absence, citing health reasons IPO’s The Datadog IPO: One Of The Best IPOs In Years WeWork considers IPO valuation of as low as $10 billion... Cloudflare Raises $525 Million in Above-Range IPO New Rita McGrath book out, Seeing Around Corners. Nonsense Marriott, the world’s largest hotel chain, just moved to eliminate 500 million small bottles. Jack Ma's performance. “;; I'm using use-package and el-get and evil” Sponsors This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds ® and one of their APM tools: Loggly . To try it FREE for 14 days just go to https://loggly.com/sdt. Conferences, et. al. Sep 25th - Something in London. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Nov 2nd - EmacsConf 2019 Nov 3rd to 7th - Gartner Symposium, Barcelona. Coté has a €625 discount code if you ask him for it. December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney Listener Feedback Sent stickers to Blair from London David from Waikanae, NZ sent us a note and say he really enjoys the podcast. Also, tells us “fanny pack in NZ, its a whole different meaning!!!!!” Does Matt Ray know what these mean: jandals, togs, pavlova, pineapple lumps, lollies SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Land of Giants and Pivot. Related: Robert Scoble. Matt: Wu-Tang: An American Saga and Mics and Men. Jim Plamondon: Microsoft Evangelist. Coté: Trick Mirror. Outro: "Spottieottiedopalicious (Instrumental)."Sponsored By:SolarWinds: This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds and one of their web APM tools: Loggly. It’s scalable cloud-based log management that won’t break the bank. Learn more or try it FREE for 14 days. Just go to http://loggly.com/sdt.

Searched Guard stole some code, lots of “elites” in the State of DevOps Report and should we really cry for Docker? Plus, we talk Australia Punters invading American Football and why Yahoo! will always be a necessity to football fans. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Relevant to your interests State of DevOps Report with Coté’s notes “The proportion of our elite performers has almost tripled, showing that excellence is possible—it just requires execution.” OSS Dear Searched Guard Users Why doesn't anyone weep for Docker? Troubles with the Open Source Gig Economy and Sustainability Tip Jar More Security XKCD has been pwned Twitter temporarily shuts down ability to tweet via SMS More VMware With Heptio and Pivotal, VMware Doubles Down on Kubernetes - The New Stack Introducing VMware Tanzu Mission Control to Bring Order to Cluster Chaos - Cloud Native Apps Blog VMware Welcomes Estranged Sibling Pivotal Back Home VMworld 2019 US Day 1 General Session VMworld 2019 US Day 2 General Session VMware And IBM Go Full Circle To Dominate The Cloud-Native Ecosystem What Cloud Vendors Really Want From Their Customers - UpperEdge Modern applications at AWS Airlines ban all MacBook Pros from checked luggage NetNewsWire 5.0 RSS Reader Rebuilt from Scratch, Now Free and Open Source Vienna One Toolchain to Manage All the Development: A CI/CD-Vendor Obsession Nonsense 16-bit RISC-V processor made with carbon nanotubes Costco has a ‘grate’ deal on a 72-pound wheel of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese Sponsors To learn more or to try SolarWinds Papertrail for free, go to papertrailapp.com/sdt and make troubleshooting fun again. Conferences, et. al. Agile Scotland CF Summit EU, Sep 11th to 12th. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th Nov 2nd - EmacsConf 2019 December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Short article on Uber Values Podcast Interview: “The epic battle for Uber, with Mike Isaac from the New York Times” Audiobook Super Pumped Matt: Anti-pick: Sports downloads Cover Art: Image creditSponsored By:SolarWinds: Try SolarWinds Papertrail free for 14 days and make troubleshooting fun again.

This week, the title says it all. Mood board: Jandels and togs That’s why they call it The Lucky Country. Decoding “Fly-Wheel.” 1 part synergy and 10 parts how business is done. Unlocking value. It’s always fun to see value created. I bet they got RBAC. The Funny Name Startup Strategy to Success. Brandon looks at The Business End. The Platform of the Future. Brisket for the last Fortune 500. It’s too complicated. You could put a million containers on this one box. I bet the Oracle field has some really cool spreadsheets. Bespoke nachos. Knowing stuff is dangerous. He’s going to Roko’s Basilisk me for his inheritance. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Relevant to your interests State of DevOps Report - Coté’s notes. VMware VMware acquires application security startup Intrinsic. VMware Adds Containers to Its Cloud Provider Platform. VMware is bringing VMs and containers together, taking advantage of Heptio acquisition. VMware plan elevates Kubernetes to star enterprise status “VMware says that from 2018 to 2023 – with new tools/platforms, more developers, agile methods, and lots of code reuse – 500 million new logical apps will be created serving the needs of many application types and spanning all types of environments.” Project Pacific - Technical Overview. VMware Tanzu Introducing VMware Tanzu Helm. VMware gets new CTO in Greg Lavender. IPO’s Ping Identity files for $100M IPO on Nasdaq under the ticker ‘Ping’ Datadog S1 Datadog IPO | S-1 Breakdown Corey Quinn on Monitoring Service Mesh Red Hat Creates Service Mesh for OpenShift Starter Istio from Salesforce.com Engineering Oracle Oracle customers cause a Dyn over withdrawal of lifetime licenses Oracle directors: Shareholders can go ahead with billion-dollar... Platform9 Raises $25 Million D-Round Popular JavaScript library starts showing ads in its terminal Google and Dell team up to take on Microsoft with Chromebook Enterprise laptops ## Nonsense Apple warns new credit card users over risks of it touching wallets and pockets Tiny Go Mobile Phone Markets in a GIF Apple reportedly shelves 'walkie talkie' iPhone feature Costco shuts early on first day in China due to overcrowding Sponsors This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds ® and one of their APM tools: Loggly . To try it FREE for 14 days just go to https://loggly.com/sdt. Conferences, et. al. Coté will be at #AgileScotland this Friday giving a 90 minute overview of how large orgs. scale THE DIGITALTRANSFORMATION. There's still a handful of tickets left, use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount. CF Summit EU, Sep 11th to 12th. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Cote. Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th Nov 2nd - EmacsConf 2019 December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney Listen to Brandon’s interview on the Cloudcast with Brian Gracely SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Free Solo; GoNFCEast Podcast; listen to Brandon’s interview on the Cloudcast with Brian Gracely Matt: Empire State of Mind, On The Media. Cote: Wilhelmina mints, Limoncello.

“WE” need a forensic accountant for the show. SignalFX gets bought for a billion, Microsoft buys jClarity and VMWare is buying Pivotal…again? We discuss all this and “WE” try to make sense of all this fancy “trademark accounting.” Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Relevant to your interests Splunk to Acquire Cloud Monitoring Leader SignalFx VMware says it’s looking to acquire Pivotal Microsoft Screws Customers and its Own Advocates Alike - Last Week in AWS Microsoft takes big gulp of Java with jClarity acquisition, further boosting Azure’s open-source cred Report: Not all open-source software is created equal CNCF Archives the rkt Project - Cloud Native Computing Foundation IDC Survey Finds Artificial Intelligence to be a Priority for Organizations But Few Have Implemented an Enterprise-Wide Strategy Backdoor code found in 11 Ruby libraries | ZDNet Exclusive: Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg on what’s next for Tumblr PodPass: Proposal for an Open Protocol to Enable Direct Listener Relationships Podcasts get that VC cash WeWork isn’t a tech company; it’s a soap opera Forget monoliths vs. microservices. Cognitive load is what matters Everything You Need to Know About the Apple Card I Did Not Need Sunsetting Mercurial support in Bitbucket - Bitbucket Intel, Google, Microsoft, and others launch Confidential Computing Consortium for data security Introducing Cloud Run Button: Click-to-deploy your git repos to Google Cloud | Google Cloud Blog Gene Kim on the Nokia book Nonsense Remote Shell and File Editing with Emacs' TRAMP Mode Harvard Just Discovered that PowerPoint is Worse Than Useless Air New Zealand is Crazy About Rugby Sponsors This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds® and one of their application performance monitoring tools, Papertrail. To learn more or to try SolarWinds Papertrail for free, go to http://papertrailapp.com/sdt. Conferences, et. al. August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Coté giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Coté (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney Listener Feedback Daniel Dunbar is hiring Senior Distributed Systems Engineers for a project at Apple in Cupertino SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Wyze Cam Matt: David Byrne on the Long Now Foundation Intro and Outro: SDT Theme Cover Art Image by Chris Pastrick Chris Pastrick from PixabaySponsored By:SolarWinds: Try SolarWinds Papertrail free for 14 days and make troubleshooting fun again.

We discuss WeWork vs. Regus, Cloudera, and tumblr. Plus, some clarifications on trans-dimensional bomb defusing. Mood board: You talk about the Pacific Northwest, but have you thought about Florida? I could be like the 35 year old Andy Rooney. Hey Google, where are my keys? We’re driving off hosts at this point Herbalife. Funny logs. Was it real money? It’s probably cheaper than severance. I am not following any of it. Where’s Tim Wu when you need him? This is Tumblr all over again. Nothing but insects please. Oh Andy Rooney, save me! Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Relevant to your interests Apple Card Review: The Credit Card of the Future Is No Card At All - Banking. Matt Asay goes to AWS Verizon to Sell Tumblr to WordPress.com Owner Automattic’s bargain-bin Tumblr deal plugs right into the WordPress business model Verizon agrees to sell Tumblr to owner of Wordpress Activist investor Carl Icahn shakes up Cloudera Kubernetes open sourced their security audit. What can we learn? GitHub Actions now supports CI/CD, free for public repositories Broadcom acquires Symantec’s enterprise security business for $10.7B Broadcom's Strategy for its Symantec Deal Has a Lot in Common with its CA Deal Uber’s no-good, terrible-rotten bad Q2 loses more than $5 billion Cloud Computing without Containers Spiceworks acquired. Amazon announces general availability of AWS Lake Formation Standardizing WASI: A system interface to run WebAssembly outside the web Developers schetsen gitzwart beeld van Booking.com Introducing Certificate Transparency Monitoring The XY Problem - or (x)Y? Snap announces Spectacles 3 with an updated design and a second HD camera A cofounder of NPM, a startup that 11 million developers rely on, has resigned in the wake of a period of employee unrest He tried to prank the DMV. Then his vanity license plate backfired big time. Clever Vanity License Plate Backfires On Man, Winds Up With Tons Of Tickets I Tried Hiding From Silicon Valley in a Pile of Privacy Gadgets Microsoft culls Office 2019 from its Home Use Program War and Peace (Book) Nonsense Man dies after competing in California taco-eating contest Real ad that a real restaurant in Mexico Sponsors SolarWinds Loggly Contest: SDT listeners can enter the contest by submitting a photo and short description of the funniest log entries you’ve found (or created) for a chance to win. Loggly will choose three winners and rank them, while sharing funny log photos along the way at twitter.com/loggly. The first-place winner will get a Lenovo® Chromebook® 2-in-1 Convertible Laptop. SDT listeners can enter the contest at loggly.com/funny or find the link on the @loggly Twitter page. See terms and conditions for official rules on loggly.com/funny. US and Canada only. Conferences, et. al. August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Coté giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Coté (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Azlo and TransferWise. Matt: Eluvium An Accidental Memory In the Case of Death Coté: Thunderspace app. Outro: “Andy Rooney MONTAGE.”Sponsored By:SolarWinds: This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds and one of their web APM tools: Loggly. It’s scalable cloud-based log management that won’t break the bank. Learn more or try it FREE for 14 days. Just go to http://loggly.com/sdt.

Renaming to align with kunernetes and JEDI master Trump. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Mood board: Have either of you ever eaten dog meat? He easily slides into meataterian. Skype would be terrible if it weren’t so great! Follow the foot-stones Going up the well I like dogs, what I don’t like is additional responsibility. My life is mostly avoiding more responsibility Sorry about your dog… Oyster and Opals. Dogs and trains Once you get to Atlanta, trains be like, fuck that shit. I’m going to write that down and look at it when I’m depressed. Who put kubernetes in my Mesosphere? Not investment advice. 2 to 3 yards of J2EE books. If you put it into a container, you’ll probably be OK. Relevant to your interests Mesosphere changes name to D2IQ, shifts focus to Kubernetes, cloud native IBM fuses its software with Red Hat’s to launch hybrid-cloud juggernaut After Trump cites Amazon concerns, Pentagon reexamines $10 billion JEDI cloud contract process Your multicloud strategy is all wrong A Technical Analysis of the Capital One Hack Dynatrace S-1 Analysis — Tracing a Transition NetApp Stock Is Tumbling After the Company Warned That Tech Spending Was Slowing Will Uber ever make money? Day of reckoning looms for ride-sharing firm It’s the end of the big-data era: HPE to acquire MapR’s assets Microsoft launches Azure Security Lab, expands bug bounty rewards Nonsense Alabama teen wins PowerPoint World Championship Airlines are finally fixing the middle seat Why is called an Oyster Card? Sponsors SolarWinds Papertrail TrackJS Conferences, et. al. August 12th to 15th - Cloudbees DevOps World and Jenkins World, San Francisco - use the code GOLOCAL for a discount. Also in Lisbon, Dec 3rd to 5th. August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Coté giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13. Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Coté (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Hard Knocks and Last Chance U. Matt: Tim Hecker: An Imaginary Country. Coté: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, Joan Didion. Outro: “Depreston,” Courtney Barnett.Sponsored By:SolarWinds: Try SolarWinds Papertrail free for 14 days and make troubleshooting fun again.TrackJS: TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. Promo Code: SDT

Speaking of nachos, more earnings this week. Plus, identity theft. There’s a clutch of data breaches this week and Coté finally learns why this is bad. Also, monitoring company IPOs, nachos, and the eating management and the terrors of European fry condiment management. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Moodboard: I’m making my way to the microphone. The only way I know how. We need to start a YouTube channel where we do webinar reactions. We got some cool stuff to talk about with this latest breach. I just wanted a meal and now I have a problem to solve. I think I have some swamp stuff in Europe for the geographic oddity section. That’s my problem, I don’t like fun. Back to nachos The nacho of nachos Speaking of nachos, more earnings this week. The nonsense was the logs, not the log reader. Unnonsense your nonsense. Cause lawyers get paid. No time for the infinite scrolling ban. He had an affinity for green glass. Relevant to your interests All about Pivotal stuff on kubernetes - Richard and Coté discuss it on this week’s Pivotal Conversations episode. The inevitability of K8s: Pivotal CEO describes the pain and benefits of technology transition Apple Acquiring the Majority of Intel's Smartphone Modem Business Google Cloud's annual revenue run rate disclosure adds color to cloud race | ZDNet Google Cloud to run VMware Cloud Foundation workloads Google debuts migration tool for its Anthos hybrid cloud platform Google teams up with VMware to bring more enterprises to its cloud Oracle has quietly altered course on the way it sells its 'private-cloud' product, a key area of its cloud-computing strategy Google Cloud’s run rate is now over $8B Amazon reports $63.4 billion in Q2 2019 revenue: AWS up 37%, subscriptions up 37%, and ‘other’ up 37% Microsoft reports $33.7 billion in Q4 2019 revenue: Azure up 64%, Surface up 14%, and LinkedIn up 25% Why Zoom Is the Best Videoconferencing Service URGENT/11 VxWorks RTOS Vulnerabilities Found, Critical Systems Affected GitHub restricts developer accounts based in Iran, Crimea, and other countries under US sanctions Write like an Amazanion A former Amazon employee hacked the credit card data of 100 million Americans Amazon refuses blame for massive Capital One data breach, says its cloud services were "not compromised in any way" FTC warns Equifax claimants will get 'nowhere near' $125 cash payout Microsoft will drop Skype for Business Online on July 31, 2021 | ZDNet Proposed US law would ban infinite scroll, autoplaying video Should your B2B brand create social media stories? Datadog IPO: Cloud-based Monitoring's Next Move? - ChannelE2E Dynatrace Prices IPO Above Range At $16/Share, Valuing The Software Company At $4.5B IBM Fired as Many as 100,000 in Recent Years, Lawsuit Shows Nonsense Our Favorite Laptop Backpacks for 2019 This is a black and white photograph. Only the lines have colour. Contact Lenses That Can Change Focus and Zoom When You Blink Move Closer to Reality Technician keeps computer made in 1959 still humming along：The Asahi Shimbun Celsius vs.Fahrenheit Get real good-like at talking English. Will Matt Ray give an Emacs keynote? Sponsors Solarwinds Loggly: https://www.loggly.com/sdt TrackJS — https://trackjs.com/sdt/ Conferences, et. al. August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Coté giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13. Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th. Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA. Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th Kubeyland 2019 via Justin Garrison December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th. December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney Follow-up Italy had a swamps that were drained: “The road proved difficult to keep above water. Under Augustus, a compromise was reached with the construction of a parallel canal. The part of the marsh above sea level was successfully drained by channels, and new agricultural land of legendary fertility came into being. Whenever the channels were not maintained, the swamp reappeared. Meanwhile, frequent epidemics of malaria at Rome and elsewhere kept the reclamation issue alive. Under Benito Mussolini's regime in the 1930s, the problem was nearly solved by placing dikes and pumping out that portion of the marsh below sea level. It continues to need constant maintenance. Italian confidence in the project was so high, the city placed by Mussolini in 1932 in the center of the marsh, Latina, became the capital of a new province, Latina.” There were German colonies - mostly in Africa. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Running from Cops. Matt: Stories from the Frontlines of Synthetic Fraud Coté: Grolsch Blond; Freak Kingdom and The Gonzo Tapes. Outro: The Usual Suspects.Sponsored By:TrackJS: TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. 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It’s cloud magic time! We go over the evolution of the IaaS Gartner Magic Quadrant, or whatever it’s called now. Plus, is it so hard to do do enterprise sales? (Yes.) And too much commentary on umlauts, ASCII, and Munich bike bells. Mood board: CI/CD is this podcast’s VDI. “Dude, I’ll read.” It’s hot here. Did those clothing-optional vegan hippies invite themselves over to your room a lot? Ruled by actuarial tables I need to look up what constitutes a swamp Google cloud is people. You can’t put the math back in the box. Cee-star-o. Bad things are bad. You can be a low-value target and I’ll still draw a funny picture in your book. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes. Relevant to your interests Google Cloud gains in Gartner's 2019 cloud infrastructure Magic Quadrant Microsoft Hits Record High as Cloud Revenues Drive Q4 Earnings Beat. Also, one analyst estimates that their cloud revenue now matches on-premises. Equifax to Pay at Least $650 Million in Largest Data-Breach Settlement Ever Kazakhstan’s internet crackdown shows the world wide web is becoming less worldwide Related, US Attorney General wants backdoors, but just for “not nukes.” CircleCI closes $56M Series D investment as market for continuous delivery expands Why are large companies so difficult to rescue (regarding bad internal technology). Nonsense 230 New Emojis in Final List for 2019 Sponsors Solarwinds To learn more or to try SolarWinds Papertrail for free, go to papertrailapp.com/sdt and make troubleshooting fun. TrackJS TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. Conferences, et. al. ALERT! DevOpsDays Discount - DevOpsDays MSP, August 6th to 7th, $50 off with the code SDT2019. 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted. Coté will be speaking at many of these, hopefully all the ones in EMEA. They’re free and all about programming and DevOps things. Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Prometheus (The Movie). Matt: Apollo: Atmospheres & Soundtracks – Extended Edition; https://pinfinder.net/ Coté: Pee-wee's Big Holiday. Ballon scene. Laundry books are good. Outro: Nelson.Sponsored By:SolarWinds: Try SolarWinds Papertrail free for 14 days and make troubleshooting fun again.TrackJS: TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. Promo Code: SDT

There’s a couple kubernetes announcements this week: we mostly talk about Pivotal’s, and a tad on IBM. Plus, maybe scooters are actually good for cities and compiling source code for your infrastructure software is probably a bad idea. Don’t @ us. Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! Mood Board: Evil Hodor is cancelled. Must be this short to ride free. The full mullet of monitoring. There is no nuance to this statement. Just keep using VMware. If you’re compiling the source code, you’re gonna have problems. LAMP stack. Tell me how to do what I want, not why I can’t do it. Relevant to your interests Pivotal kubernetes stuff, alpha of running all the stuff on Kubernetes (PKS), Pivotal’s JRE/Tomcat product now GA. “PAS on Kubernetes is packaged as a tile for Ops Manager, and uses BOSH to deploy its system components. It requires vSphere, NSX-T, and Enterprise PKS. “ (“Tile” is Pivotal speak for “feature/sub-system/plugin/extension/component/product/etc.”) Good summary from NL coverage: Build Service: Easily automates container images for developers and offers companies audit and security controls that are needed to work with confidence on a large scale. Build Service is made possible by the CNCF Cloud-Native Buildpacks project and is co-developed by Pivotal. RabbitMQ for Kubernetes: Automates the implementation and management of RabbitMQ. In addition, RabbitMQ is configurable and offers a self-service experience for developers; Service Mesh: Automates the installation and configuration of Istio. This allows developers to drop apps to production quickly and safely. In addition, it provides secure networks that businesses need. Spring Runtime: It offers comprehensive support for Java environments, including OpenJDK, Spring Support and Apache Tomcat. The New Stack: The Pivotal Application Service Addresses Kubernetes Complexity. Pretty good summary of Pivotal Cloud Foundry as a whole: “Pivotal Application Service is a software application development platform based on the open-source Cloud Foundry project, which provides a range of clouds, developer frameworks and app services to work with. The idea is to make it easier for developers to build, test, deploy and scale up their apps on a variety of cloud platforms.” Taft: “This reflects an important strategic shift by Pivotal to acknowledge the importance of Kubernetes as an integral component of customers' application modernization programs, said Charlotte Dunlap, an analyst at GlobalData in Santa Cruz, Calif.” Jeffrey Hammond, Forrester: "For a while I've spoken to enterprises that are worried that they have to make a choice: PAS and Cloud Foundry, or go with Kubernetes and give up what they like about PAS. This makes it possible to keep what they like about PAS and work at a higher level of abstraction, without worrying about somehow missing out on all the innovation going on in the Kubernetes world." IBM kubernetes stuff, at OSCON. ‘Appsody is pitched as allowing developers to quickly create microservices to their organisation’s standards and requirements, using pre-configured stacks and templates for “popular open source runtimes and frameworks, providing a foundation to build applications for Kubernetes and Knative deployments.”’ ‘Codewind, is a project to provide extensions to IDEs, starting with VS Code, Eclipse and Eclipse Che, to allow them to be used to build containerised applications.’ ‘As for Kabanero, this aims to bring together projects like Knative, Istio and Tekton, along with Codewind, Appsody, and Razzee, to allow users to “architect, build, deploy, and manage the lifecycle of Kubernetes-based applications.” The project includes “pre-built deployments to Kubernetes and Knative (using Operators and Helm charts)…so, developers can spend more time developing scalable applications and less time understanding infrastructure.”’ For Digital Transformers, It's About Fast-Moving Data. Here Are Three Ways to Speed Up. The Google Cloud Developer's Cheat Sheet. IBM's Last Report Without Red Hat Was a Mixed Bag. Bulgaria Beat: Data of Nearly Every Adult in Bulgaria Likely Stolen in Cyberattack. Apple is reportedly planning to pay for exclusive podcasts. Hot-take: 🙄 IBM and Microsoft get milly-ons from AT&T for cloud stuff: IBM: ‘As part of the agreement announced Tuesday, AT&T will use Red Hat’s open-source platform to manage workloads and applications and “better serve” enterprise customers. AT&T and IBM will also team up on developing “edge computing platforms” that harness 5G networks and internet-connected devices.’ Microsoft: Office 365, plus: “Beyond AT&T’s own internal use of Microsoft technology, the companies are working together on developing tools for artificial intelligence and high-speed 5G wireless, and plan to announce additional services later this year.” Also, coverage from Tim Anderson at The Register. Google Maps now displays bike-sharing stations worldwide - cities’ traffic planning and management is fully disrupted, really. They (well, meaning us via taxes) have to suck up the capital costs and upset people while the usual tech people skim data for advertising profits. Plus, you know, we get really good transportation options. See opening prattle. Computer password inventor dies aged 93, meanwhile, Turing to be on 50 pound note. IBM Takes A Hands Off Approach With Red Hat: “Given that it has been a decade and only 20 percent of the workloads have moved, there is a lot that is going to stay private and on premises, and we need a way to operate in all of these environments as opposed to having different siloes that can’t and have skills fungibility across all of them.” Symantec share price nose dives after rumored Broadcom biz gobble taken off the menu. Judge shoots down Oracle protest over $10B JEDI cloud contract, leaving Amazon and Microsoft as finalists. Amazon’s Latest Experiment: Retraining Its Work Force: “The e-commerce giant said Thursday that it planned to spend $700 million to retrain about a third of its American workers to do more high-tech tasks, an acknowledgment that advances in technology are remaking jobs in nearly every industry — and that workers will need to adapt or risk being left behind.” Nonsense Hot dog fan? You can now stay in a 27-foot long Wienermobile on Airbnb. Follow-up: there is some newer Lovecraft stuff out there! Sponsors Solarwinds This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds ® and one of their APM tools: Loggly . To try it FREE for 14 days just go to http://loggly.com/sdt. TrackJS TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. Conferences, et. al. ALERT! DevOpsDays Discount - DevOpsDays MSP, August 6th to 7th, $50 off with the code SDT2019. 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted. Coté will be speaking at many of these, hopefully all the ones in EMEA. They’re free and all about programming and DevOps things. Coming up in: San Francisco (June 4th & 5th), Atlanta (June 13th & 14th)…and back to a lot of US cities. Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th Recommended Jobs from Listeners Check out GO CARDLESS. Senior Software Engineer, Delivery Platform Netflix. Senior Software Engineer, Resilience Engineering Netflix. Chef - Community Manager. Platform Operations Engineer Aspect. Come work at Pivotal. Matt Ray’s How to Resume’: Slides and Talk. SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog. Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Recommendations Brandon: Secrets of Sand Hill Road; How To Raise Money from a Venture Investor; How To Understand And Choose a Venture Investor. Coté: Gillette Foamy Regular Shave Foam, 2 oz, 56g. The little, metal red bottle. Available at Target, etc. Outro: “softwaredefinedsong,” *[*charleswhollien](https://github.com/charleswhollien)*.*Sponsored By:SolarWinds: This episode is sponsored by SolarWinds and one of their web APM tools: Loggly. It’s scalable cloud-based log management that won’t break the bank. Learn more or try it FREE for 14 days. Just go to http://loggly.com/sdt.TrackJS: TrackJS is an engineer-owned cloud service that gives you visibility to client-side issues. Try it free at TrackJS.com/sdt. Promo Code: SDT