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Get ready for a weekly dose of all things Enterprise Software and Cloud Computing! Join us as we dive into topics including Kubernetes, DevOps, Serverless, Security and Coding. Plus, we’ll keep you entertained with plenty of off-topic banter and nonsense. Don’t worry if you miss the latest industry conference - we’ve got you covered with recaps of all the latest news from AWS, Microsoft Azure, Google Cloud Platform (GCP) and the Cloud Native Computing Foundation (CNCF).
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Dec 29, 2023 • 55min
Episode 447: 2023 Year in Review
This week, we grade our 2023 predictions, revisit the key trends that shaped the year, and gaze into the crystal ball to anticipate what 2024 might hold. Plus, we answer listener questions.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 447
Runner-up Titles
Flat budgets are better then no budget
Applauding as the Titanic goes down
They weren’t going to be patriated
But this is you!
Now we know
The hippies have lost
Keep your head on an open-source swivel
Once it works, it’ll be great
At least we got USB C
Great year for cables
Rundown
2022 Year in Review (Last Year’s Recap Episode)
Travel App Recommendations
FlightRadar24
Flighty
Final Numbers
The Problems with Money In (Open Source) Software
Slides Benedict: AI, and everything else’.
Conferences
That Conference Texas, Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1
CfgMgmtCamp, Feb 5-7th
SCaLE 21x/DevOpsDays LA, March 14th to 17th, 2024
KubeCon EU Paris, March 19-22
DevOpsDays Birmingham, April 17-18, 2024
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Recommendations of the Year
Brandon: Pastebot
Matt: Vale FLOSS Weekly (RIP)
Coté: Google Looker
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Dec 22, 2023 • 1h 9min
Episode 446: The Business B.S. Dictionary
This week, we “define” and decode business jargon and take a look at what it really means. Subscribe to Coté’s “Business BS Dictionary” YouTube Playlist for even more definitions.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 446
Runner-up Titles
When your early is really on time
Showing up on time is is early for me
We are not going to sell any Kubernetes in TikTok
Rundown
BS Dictionary
What does "bureaucracy" mean?
Politics
Deck
Let's socialize this deck
Let's have the meeting in the meeting
Parking Lot
Outcomes
Follow Coté on TikTok for more BS Dictionary Takes
Coté’s Business BS Dictionary Playlist on YouTube
Conferences
That Conference Texas, Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1
CfgMgmtCamp, Feb 5-7th
SCaLE 21x, March 14th to 17th, 2024
DevOpsDays Birmingham, April 17-18, 2024
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Recommendations
Brandon: Slow Horses Season 3
Coté: ChatDM with Forgotten Realms.
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Dec 15, 2023 • 47min
Episode 445: It’s my sacred time
This week, we discuss the distribution of cloud revenue, explore who is investing in A.I., and take a look back at Mesosphere DC/OS. Plus, some thoughts on the peacefulness of flying.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 445
Runner-up Titles
I feel very safe on an airplane
We’re one mishap away from Lost
Difference between the right decision and the safe decision
First rule of AI Ethics Team: Don’t fake the demo
“Rice”
They got run over by the Kubernetes Truck
Figure out where all the yaml goes
Rundown
Many Different Kinds Of Cloud, Very Big Piles Of Money - IT Jungle
Software Startup That Rejected Buyout From Microsoft Shuts Down, Sells Assets to Nutanix
Apache Mesos
Docker acquires AtomicJar, a testing startup that raised $25M in January
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Just about every Windows and Linux device vulnerable to new LogoFAIL firmware attack
OAI staff deeply did not want to work for Microsoft
Silicon Valley Confronts a Grim New A.I. Metric
The Fastest Growing Brands of 2023
Vast Data lands $118M to grow its data storage platform for AI workloads
'No one saw this coming': Kevin O’Leary says remote work trend is now hurting sectors other than real estate — here’s why he’s saying certain ‘banks are going to fail’
The OpenAI Board Member Who Clashed With Sam Altman Shares Her Side
Apple joins AI fray with release of model framework
Will VMware customers balk as Broadcom transitions them to subscriptions?
Broadcom to divest VMware’s EUC and Carbon Black units
Apple Confirms It Shut Down iMessage for Android App Beeper Mini
Tech company VMware slashing 577 jobs in Austin
The Problems with Money In (Open Source) Software | Aneel Lakhani | Monktoberfest 2023
WFH levels have become "flat as a pancake"
Broadcom halves sub price for VMware's flagship hybrid cloud
VMware by Broadcom Dramatically Simplifies Offer Lineup and Licensing Model
Cloud engineer gets 2 years for wiping ex-employer’s code repos
The Kubernetes 1.29 release interview
HashiCorp Shares Drop 22% After Forecasting Slowing Sales Growth
Oracle shares slide as revenue misses estimates
Platform teams need a delightfully different approach, not one that sucks less
Nonsense
Nearly Everyone Gets A’s at Yale. Does That Cheapen the Grade?
It’s time for the Excel World Championships!
Only in Australia: huge snake drops from roof during podcast recording – video
Committing to Costco
220-ton Nova Scotia building moved using 700 bars of soap
Conferences
Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas
SCaLE 21x, March 14th to 17th, 2024
DevOpsDays Birmingham 2024 April 17-18, 2024
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Recommendations
Brandon: The Fund
Matt: Reese’s minis unwrapped
Anti-recommendation: Keychron Acoustic Kit
Coté: Sex Education, season 3. (some follow-ups: Menewood was good, a bit too Moby Dick w/r/t to wheat and barley in the middle; Descript is still fantastic, getting even better with the AI stuff)
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Dec 8, 2023 • 1h 4min
Episode 444: Spicy Autocomplete
This week, we look back at the drama at OpenAI and look forward to the growing A.I. Arms Race. Plus, we talk about calendaring — again!
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 444
Runner-up Titles
A.I. Arms Race
Table 4 needs pork chops
Run with that
Thanks for not saving us from the AI
The King of Cameos
Rebels going to rebel
Ivory Tower Scruples
The sign of something
Rundown
OpenAI
Sam Altman Out At OpenAI
A statement from Microsoft Chairman and CEO Satya Nadella
OpenAI co-founder Greg Brockman is leaving, too
Emergency Pod: Sam Altman is Out at Open AI — Hard Fork
Greg Brockman quits OpenAI after abrupt firing of Sam Altman | TechCrunch
Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
OpenAI Investors Plot Last-Minute Push With Microsoft To Reinstate Sam Altman As CEO
Microsoft hires former OpenAI CEO Sam Altman
OpenAI board names a new interim CEO — and it's not Sam Altman
Who Controls OpenAI?
Inside the OpenAI Meltdown — Plain English with Derek Thompson
The AI industry turns against its favorite philosophy | Semafor
Sam Altman to return as CEO of OpenAI
Read Microsoft’s internal memos about the chaos at OpenAI
Thrive-Led OpenAI Tender to Continue After Altman Returns
Amazon’s Q has ‘severe hallucinations’ and leaks confidential data in public preview, employees warn
A.I. Arms Race
Inside the A.I. Arms Race That Changed Silicon Valley Forever
Introducing Gemini: our largest and most capable AI model
Google unveils Gemini
Thomas Kurian On Google Cloud’s AI Differentiators Vs. Rivals AWS, Microsoft
Amazon’s Q has ‘severe hallucinations’ and leaks confidential data in public preview, employees warn
Confident about safety of AI: Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang
OpenAI Agreed to Buy $51 Million of AI Chips From a Startup Backed by CEO Sam Altman
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Unhinged Elon Musk Tells Advertisers: 'Go F-ck Yourself'
Looking Good, Elon! Feeling Good, Trashcan Man! | Defector
New myApplications in the AWS Management Console simplifies managing your application resources
Amazon CloudWatch Application Signals for automatic instrumentation of your applications (preview)
Okta admits hackers accessed data on all customers during recent breach
"We have no plans to bring Xbox Game Pass to PlayStation or Nintendo." Xbox CEO Phil Spencer on console hardware, the future of Activision-Blizzard, and much more
534 startups have failed so far in 2023
Why We're Dropping Basecamp - Duke University Libraries Blogs
Broadcom CEO tells VMWare workers to 'get butt back to office' after completing a $69 billion merger of the two companies
Spotify to lay off 17 percent of its workforce in latest round of job cuts
'Return to Office' declared dead
Apple TV+ and Paramount+ May Soon Bundle Streaming Services
US Commerce Secretary Says Any AI Chips Designed To Circumvent Restrictions On China Will Be Banned The Very Next Day
Twilio to cut about 5% of total workforce
Honey, I shrunk the telemetry - bitdrift Blog
GitLab shares soar as developer-tools company posts first adjusted operating profit
It’s All Bullshit | JS Tan
IDC’s first Software Supply Chain Security Market Glance
Meta Sees Little Risk in RISC-V Custom Accelerators
AWS exec: Our understanding of open source is changing
Nonsense
Apple and Spotify have revealed their top podcasts of 2023. Here is what they do — and don’t — tell us.
The Clock of the Long Now
Conferences
Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas
SCaLE 21x, March 14th to 17th, 2024
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Recommendations
Brandon: Bookings with me in Outlook
Matt: ortho-k
Coté: Descript (for finding social clips), GMail, D&D in ChatGPT
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Dec 1, 2023 • 1h 2min
Episode 443: Everything is maintenance
This week, we review the major announcements from AWS re:Invent and discuss how the hyperscalers are embracing A.I. Plus, a few thoughts on children’s chores.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 443
Runner-up Titles
No Slack
The Corporate Podcast.
Quality of life stop
Our roads diverge
Eats a bag of llama
Nobody wants to do a bake-off
AI all the time
Rundown
AWS re:Invent
Top announcements of AWS re:Invent 2023 | Amazon Web Services
Salesforce Inks Deal to Sell on Amazon Web Services’ Marketplace
AWS Unveils Next Generation AWS-Designed Chips
Join the preview for new memory-optimized, AWS Graviton4-powered Amazon EC2 instances (R8g)
Announcing the new Amazon S3 Express One Zone high performance storage class
AWS unveils new Trainium AI chip and Graviton 4, extends Nvidia partnership
AI Chip - AWS Inferentia - AWS
DGX Platform
Foundational Models - Amazon Bedrock - AWS
Supported models in Amazon Bedrock - Amazon Bedrock
Agents for Amazon Bedrock is now available with improved control of orchestration and visibility into reasoning
Knowledge Bases now delivers fully managed RAG experience in Amazon Bedrock
Customize models in Amazon Bedrock with your own data using fine-tuning and continued pre-training
Amazon Q brings generative AI-powered assistance to IT pros and developers
Improve developer productivity with generative-AI powered Amazon Q in Amazon CodeCatalyst
Upgrade your Java applications with Amazon Q Code Transformation
Introducing Amazon Q, a new generative AI-powered assistant
New Amazon Q in QuickSight uses generative AI assistance for quicker, easier data insights
Amazon Managed Service for Prometheus collector provides agentless metric collection for Amazon EKS
Amazon CloudWatch Logs now offers automated pattern analytics and anomaly detection
Use Amazon CloudWatch to consolidate hybrid, multicloud, and on-premises metrics
Amazon EKS Pod Identity simplifies IAM permissions for applications on Amazon EKS clusters
Amazon DynamoDB zero-ETL integration with Amazon OpenSearch Service is now available
Amazon says its first Project Kuiper internet satellites were fully successful in testing
AWS takes the cheap shots
Here's everything Amazon Web Services announced at AWS re:Invent
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Oracle Cloud Made All The Right Moves In 2022
Ransomware gang files SEC complaint over victim’s undisclosed breach
Keynote Highlights: Satya Nadella at Microsoft Ignite 2023
Thoma Bravo to sell about $500 million in Dynatrace stock
FinOps Open Cost and Usage Specification 1.0-preview Released to Demystify Cloud Billing Data
AWS, Microsoft, Google and Oracle partner to make cloud spend more transparent | TechCrunch
Privacy is Priceless, but Signal is Expensive
Several popular AI products flagged as unsafe for kids by Common Sense Media | TechCrunch
Amazon to sell Hyundai vehicles online starting in 2024
Amazon to launch car sales next year with Hyundai
Canonical Microcloud: Simple, free, on-prem Linux clustering
Introducing the Functional Source License: Freedom without Free-riding
The Problems with Money In (Open Source) Software | Aneel Lakhani | Monktoberfest 2023
DXC Technology and AWS Take Their Strategic Partnership to the Next Level to Deliver the Future of Cloud for Customers
Broadcom and VMware Intend to Close Transaction on November 22, 2023
Broadcom announces successful acquisition of VMware | Hock Tan
Broadcom closes $69 billion VMware deal after China approval
VMware is now part of Broadcom | VMware by Broadcom
Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao Reportedly Quits and Pleads Guilty to Breaking US Law
Congrats To Elon Musk: I Didn’t Think You Had It In You To File A Lawsuit This Stupid. But, You Crazy Bastard, You Did It!
Hackers spent 2+ years looting secrets of chipmaker NXP before being detected
Meet ‘Anna Boyko’: How a Fake Speaker Blew up DevTernity
IBM's Db2 database dinosaur comes to AWS
Reports of AI ending human labour may be greatly exaggerated
New Google geothermal electricity project could be a milestone for clean energy
VMware’s $92bn sale showers cash on Michael Dell and Silver Lake
Gartner Says Cloud Will Become a Business Necessity by 2028
IRS starts the bidding for $1.9B IT services recompete
WSJ News Exclusive | Apple Pulls Plug on Goldman Credit-Card Partnership
Apple employees most likely to leave to join Google shows LinkedIn
Ranked: Worst Companies for Employee Retention (U.S. and UK)
Apple announces RCS support for iMessage
Apple says iPhones will support RCS in 2024
Today on The Vergecast: what Apple really means when it talks about RCS.
Nonsense
Ikea debuts a trio of affordable smart home sensors
Apple and Spotify have revealed their top podcasts of 2023
Listener Feedback
Matt’s Trackball: Amazon.com: Kensington Expert Trackball Mouse (K64325), Black Silver, 5"W x 5-3/4"D x 2-1/2"H : Electronics
Conferences
Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas
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Recommendations
Brandon: The Complete History & Strategy of Visa
Matt: Markdown in Google Docs
Google Docs to Markdown
Coté: pork chops, preferably thin sliced.
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Nov 24, 2023 • 53min
Episode 442: Dustin Kirkland on Securing Open Source Software
Brandon interviews Dustin Kirkland, VP of Engineering at Chainguard. They delve into Dustin’s experience as a part-time analyst, explore how Chainguard secures open-source software, and Dustin shares his hiking experience on the Camino de Santiago. Plus, some thoughts on men’s fashion and the timeless three-piece suit.
Show Links
theCUBE
SiliconANGLE
Chainguard: Fortified Software Delivery
Chainguard Raises $61 Million Series B Round as Enterprises Move to Fortify Open Source Software
Battling the Trojan Horse in Open Source
Our Open Source focus: Securing OSS is not optional
Octopus wolfi
Camino de Santiago
My Walk on the Portuguese Camino de Santiago, 2023
Contact Dustin
@DustinKirkland
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Special Guest: Dustin Kirkland.

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Nov 17, 2023 • 1h 4min
Episode 441: The whole point of AI is laziness
This week, we recap the key announcements from Microsoft Ignite, ponder the broader implications of A.I., provide an update on OpenCost, and share some thoughts on migrating child accounts to teen accounts.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 441
Runner-up Titles
I just want to do less
Kill all the humans
Madlibbing his keynotes
They perked up and turned it off
Legs are the difficult thing
Everyone gets turned into a barnyard animal
Rundown
MSFT Ignite
With a systems approach to chips, Microsoft aims to tailor everything ‘from silicon to service’ to meet AI demand - Source
Microsoft Ignite 2023: all the AI news from Microsoft’s IT pro event
Microsoft and Photonic join forces on the path to quantum at scale - Microsoft Azure Quantum Blog
Introducing Copilot in Microsoft Dynamics 365 Guides - Microsoft Industry Blogs
Microsoft rebrands Bing Chat to Copilot, to better compete with ChatGPT
OpenCost and Azure
Announcing OpenCost Integration with Microsoft AKS Cost Analysis
Export cost details using the FinOps Open Cost and Usage Specification (FOCUS)
Relevant to your Interests
Microsoft restricts employee access to OpenAI's ChatGPT
Scoop: Amazon is ditching Android for Fire TVs, smart displays
Octoverse: The state of open source and rise of AI in 2023
Clouded Judgement 11.10.23
Keycaps » Special Edition Drop » dbrand
In a first, cryptographic keys protecting SSH connections stolen in new attack
Linux Foundation Creating The High Performance Software Foundation (HPSF)
2023: The State of Generative AI in the Enterprise - Menlo Ventures
Threat Spotlight: Reported ransomware attacks double as AI tactics take hold
YouTube, Ad Blockers & the Advertising "Tax"
Google sues scammers that allegedly released a malware-filled Bard knockoff
Apple gets 36% of Google search revenue from Safari, Alphabet witness says
RHEL and Alma Linux 9.3 released
Amazon will officially merge Comixology with Kindle in December
Nonsense
AWS staffer shows off former-prison offices on social media
Buc-ee’s and Mercedes-Benz are partnering to add high-speed chargers
In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
Listener Feedback
Facets | Helping you adopt Platform Engineering
8GB RAM in M3 MacBook Pro Proves the Bottleneck in Real-World Tests
Conferences
Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas
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Recommendations
Brandon: The Killer
Matt: Keychron Q10 (Alice Layout) with Gateron G Brown Pro switches and a wooden palm rest
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Nov 10, 2023 • 1h 2min
Episode 440: KubeCon Chicago Recap
In this episode, the hosts recap KubeCon Chicago and discuss Apple's claim about the memory in their devices. They also talk about OpenAI's new developments, the tension between project maintainers and AI spam, the significance of open telemetry, funding of monitoring companies, the concept of an App Store for GPTs, keyboards and job families at Google, and limitations of the MacBook Air for external displays.

Nov 3, 2023 • 1h 17min
Episode 439: You’re always going to be mad
This week, we discuss Cloud Earnings, OpenCost, the Free Software Product License, paying for Social Media, and Apple's latest announcements. Plus, Matt begins the search for a new keyboard.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 439
Runner-up Titles
Costservability
Just a second
439 episodes of podcasting nirvana
We’ve never made a mistake
A million Amazon users of Copilot
Chrome exists to serve RAM sales
Two Turntables and a Microphone
Default Search Engines
Rundown
Cloud Earnings Review
Amazon Web Services (AWS) - Q3 2023 Earnings Analysis
Amazon's Jassy: We're 'surprised' at growth of our generative AI business
Clouded Judgement 10.27.23 - Cloud Giants Report Q3 '23
OpenCost Expands Its Horizon: Introducing Multi-Cloud Cost Monitoring
Free Software Product
Open Source in Numbers: The Terraform License Change Impact on Contribution
Open Source and Capitalism with Ashley Williams and Adam Jacob / Oxide
Business Models
Default Search Engine
Google reportedly pays $18 billion a year to be Apple’s default search engine
Google paid a whopping $26.3 billion in 2021 to be the default search engine everywhere
“Chrome exists to serve Google search.” - The Verge
Paid Social
Elon Musk will charge you more to avoid ads than Disney and Netflix
Facebook and Instagram launch a paid ad-free subscription
YouTube tries to kill ad blockers in push for ad dollars, Premium subs
SolarWinds
SEC sues SolarWinds for misleading investors before 2020 hack
Observability provider SolarWinds reportedly exploring a sale
Bad Passwords Are Securities Fraud
Apple
Apple unveils new MacBook Pro featuring M3 chips
Behind the scenes at Scary Fast: Apple’s keynote event shot on iPhone
Relevant to your Interests
The Cloud Computer
Linux Foundation Adopting Terraform Fork Provokes Ire of HashiCorp CEO
12-inch MacBook could return as a budget model, suggests leaker
X usage plummets in Musk's first year as owner
Zuckerberg says Threads has almost 100 million monthly users
Google Fiber is getting outrageously fast 20Gbps service
Alphabet sees $165 billion in market cap wiped after cloud business growth disappoints Wall Street
VMware closes its home for experimental software
Samsung adds DisplayPort and more Multi View options to second massive Ark monitor
Drugmakers Are Set to Pay 23andMe Millions to Access Consumer DNA
What's new in Red Hat OpenShift
Announcing the Platform Engineering Maturity Model
Welcoming Clearbit to the HubSpot Team
Broadcom and VMWare Say $61 Billion Deal Will Close 'Soon'
Chainguard Raises $61 Million Series B Round as Enterprises Move to Fortify Open Source Software
Nonsense
Toyota’s Chairman Is Having His ‘I Told You So Moment’ About EVs
Why Is Apple's USB-C Cable $130?
The restaurant nearest Google
Boston Dynamics turned its robot dog into a talking tour guide with ChatGPT
Unilever is selling Dollar Shave Club to private equity
WeWork Plans to File for Bankruptcy as Early as Next Week WSJ
Listener Feedback
Sudesh from Akami is hosting a happy hour at KubeCon
Conferences
Nov 6-9, 2023, KubeCon NA, SDT’s a sponsor, Matt’s there.
20% off with VMware discount code: KCNA23VMWEO20.
Nov 6-9, 2023 VMware Explore Barcelona, Coté’s attending
Nov 7–8, 2023 RISC-V Summit | Linux Foundation Events
Jan 29, 2024 to Feb 1, 2024 That Conference Texas
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Recommendations
Brandon: Bodies
Matt: Anti-recommendation: Lenovo Go wireless ergonomic keyboard
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Oct 27, 2023 • 1h 6min
Episode 438: This is a 20-year bug
This week, we discuss Microsoft and Google Cloud earnings, the future of passwords, the validity of DORA Metrics, and share some thoughts on esoteric Excel bug fixes.
Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 438
Runner-up Titles
Spicy takes and f-bombs
Not pants
Real scientists don’t use Excel
We fixed it
Private equity is coming for you
Jerks on the phone… go!
They’re going to steal our eyes and thumbs
Rundown
Microsoft fixes the Excel feature that was wrecking scientific data
Control data conversions in Excel for Windows and Mac
Cloud News and Earnings
Clouded Judgement 10.20.23
Microsoft blows past earnings estimates as cloud growth comes in hot
Microsoft has over a million paying GitHub Copilot users: CEO Nadella
Jamin Ball on LinkedIn: On the Microsoft earnings call
Google-parent Alphabet's cloud division misses revenue estimates, as Microsoft’s cloud booms
How AI-driven software creation tools speed up your development
Amazon launches European 'sovereign' cloud as EU data debate rages
Passwords
Hackers Stole Access Tokens from Okta’s Support Unit
1Password is the latest victim of Okta’s compromise
Passkeys (Passkey Authentication)
Apple may be planning a surprise October iMac announcement
Despite the Hype, Engineers Not Impressed with DORA Metrics
Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
Relevant to your Interests
Broadcom and VMware Announce Election Deadline for VMware Stockholders to Elect Merger Consideration
Beijing weighs delaying approval of $69bn Broadcom-VMware deal
Announcing Neptyne for Google Sheets
Discord expands online marketplace as it tries to justify $15 billion valuation
Top Apple analyst says MacBook demand has fallen 'significantly'
Amazon managers can now sack employees who won’t work from the office 3 days a week
Amazon’s Andy Jassy Plans to Crash the AI Party
US v Google Antitrust Trial Transcripts I The Capitol Forum
Crane Venture Partners Flight 2023
How Ubuntu Linux snuck into high-end Dell laptops (and why it's called 'Project Sputnik')
What’s inside Apple’s $129 Thunderbolt cable?
Why can't our tech billionaires learn anything new?
Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal
Stay in EU, comply with EU law: EU’s digital chief warns X’s Musk
Meta sued by 42 attorneys general for addictive features targeting kids
Apple Silicon M1 Power Consumption Deep Dive Part 1: Safari vs Chrome
Automattic is acquiring Texts and betting big on the future of messaging
The founder of startup Bonobos hid a bipolar diagnosis for decades. Now he’s on a mission to destigmatize mental health at work
Sam Bankman-Fried Set to Testify at His Fraud Trial
Fed wants to lower 'swipe fees,' a potential blow to banks and credit card giants
Nonsense
Costco CEO Craig Jelinek to step down Jan. 1. COO Ron Vachris will take over
McKinsey: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
Listener Feedback
Omnivore
Conferences
Nov 6-9, 2023, KubeCon NA, SDT’s a sponsor, Matt’s there.
20% off with VMware discount code: KCNA23VMWEO20.
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Nov 7–8, 2023 RISC-V Summit | Linux Foundation Events
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Asciicinema
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