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David Garfinkel
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Feb 25, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 097 - The Job of Each Piece of Your Copy
Without a good roadmap, most copywriters are just flying blind when they sit down to craft a sales letter. Sure, having a template can help, but even that doesn't get at the underlying problem. In order to write persuasive copy, you need to understand what each section of the copy is supposed to do.
This week, David and Nathan break down the job of many essential parts of your sales letter. From headlines to P.S. sections, we get deep into the psychology behind each part and how to go about writing them. Tune in and you'll discover:
• How great copy is like a full-course meal
• Why most copy ends up muddying the point
• Whether you should start your copy with an outline or not
• How to write a killer headline
• Why most headlines don't grab attention (and how to fix it)
• Why a great "Pattern Interrupt" might actually be hurting your sales message
• How to fix your testimonials and make them more convincing
• What testimonials are meant to do in your reader's mind
• 5 secret messages you need to be implanting into your testimonials
• The real job of a bullets section (hint: it's not what you might think)
• Why a good bullet can be as hard to write as a good headline
• How one single bullet can close a sale all by itself
• How to win over the fence-sitters at the end of your sales letter
• What a P.S. section needs to do in order to sound convincing
• How Colombo can help you write a better P.S.
• And a lot more
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Feb 18, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 096 - Einstein 2.0 and Copywriting
Einstein said: “Imagination is More Important than Knowledge.”
It’s a quote that has led a lot of people to think they don’t need to know anything… all they need to do is “be creative” by using their imagination, and all their dreams will come true.
That’s just not true. Because that quote, while accurate, is taken way out of context. Einstein needed to add just one word to it so the quote would stand alone and capture the meaning of the sentence in context, without the words that came before it and after it.
He probably had no idea, even in his wildest imagination, that the sentence “Imagination is more important than knowledge” would become a social media meme to justify that self-defeating habits of the lazy and the self-indulgent. But nevertheless it has, and we’re going to set things straight in this show, at least for copywriters.
The missing word
We reveal what the missing word from that quote is, right here on the Copywriters Podcast.
My holiday journey learning about Brian Wilson
Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys didn’t go to music school. He never even took a piano lesson. He doesn’t read music. But he wrote some of the most stunning and memorable music of his time.
I found a little-known documentary about him over the holidays in December and watched it three times. I’ll probably watch it a few more times, too. I got some unique and valuable information out of it, and it was fun to watch!
I learned something very important that goes against the popular notion of Brian Wilson being an uneducated, intuitive genius… something he revealed in the first five minutes of the documentary. I share it in the podcast.
What Brian Wilson did doesn’t just apply to music. It applies to copy, too.
We get into the most important part of what Brian Wilson did, and show how you can use the exact same principle in learning to write very creative, high-earning copy.
Joe Schriefer’s personal swipe file
Joe Schriefer of Agora Financial provides a huge hint about what to do — by showing what he did, himself —in the voluminous personal swipe file he provided in the $2500 product, the Agora Financial Copy Camp home study course. We discuss. It’s very enlightening, and will provide a road map for anyone who wants to get better at copy — whether or not you have access to the Agora course yourself.
But please let’s not make this all about Brian Wilson and Joe Schriefer
Joe Schriefer is certainly a unique individual, but some of the things he has done to achieve his level of excellence are remarkably similar to what other top copywriters have done to get to where they are. We talk about what those things are.
The difference between loading up on knowledge and informing your imagination.
There’s a big difference. Being an “A” student in the “copywriting literature” is, in fact, taking the easy way out. And the only prize you win for stale knowledge is the consolation prize. Know the difference.
Three things you can do, starting today, to inform your imagination and get better results with your copy.
Obviously, there’s no substitute for writing copy when the heat is on and the stakes are high, and living with the consequences, and learning from them. But there are some other things you can do that are time-tested and consistently proven to work. We discuss.Download.

Feb 11, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 095 - Copywriting in the Big Leagues
Million Dollar Mike Morgan is a top copywriter currently working for a major division of the world’s largest financial publisher, Agora Inc. As a copywriter for Agora’s Money Map Press division, Mike’s in charge of promoting newsletters and other financial advisory services.
His promotions that have made as much as $17 million apiece. Mike doesn’t like to do many interviews, but he’s one of my closest personal friends and so I was able to convince him to share some valuable inside secrets with you about what it’s really like to write for the big guys.
Mike’s also one of my copywriting mentoring clients and I couldn’t prouder of him. And, he’s a Gary Halbert All-Star, one of a handful of top copywriters who Bond and Kevin Halbert invited to read and comment on one of Gary’s letters for their special audio series.
1. So tell us how you got here. Everyone’s path to the top is different, and I know for a fact yours is interesting!
2. It seems like everyone I talk to wants to write for Agora. Give us some highlights about what it’s like, and how it’s different from how you thought it would be.
3. What’s the biggest difference, for you, between writing sales copy for an Internet info entrepreneur and writing copy for a big financial publisher?
4. OK, so, not many people know this about you, but you’re a coach and teacher yourself. At least in a past life. You’ve coached copywriters and you even coached an Olympic cycling team at USC. These days you put 100% of your time into copywriting. But putting on your coach hat for just a minute, what advice would you give someone who wants to eventually become a copywriter for the big publishers?
5. I rarely talk about this on the podcast, but you and I have talked about this a lot personally, so I thought I could broach the subject here. It seems that sometimes copywriters don’t have the best people skills, which is something you’re really good at yourself. Could you talk about what difference that makes, especially in the big-time?
6. Finally, I’d like to ask you for one or two really great tips for a copywriting career nobody talks about, but you wish you’d known yourself way back when. What would those be?Download.

Feb 4, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 094 - The Sherlock Holmes of Marketing, Part 2
We’re back with Meron Bareket, who’s known as the “Sherlock Holmes” of funnels and conversions. He has the unique background and ability to find the “murderous leaks” in your online sales process — and fix them. When he combines that with his copywriting, you get outsized conversions and record profits.
I know this because Meron is a mentoring client of mine. I’ve seen the kind of detective work he does and the massive sales results he’s gotten for clients. Meron can do what he does because he’s a dedicated student of buyer behavior during every step of the sales process. He uses software skills to track how buyers respond to each part of a sales funnel, and he makes adjustments accordingly.
Today he’s going to talk about the just one horrible crime against marketing he sees people committing all the time. Often not knowingly or intentionally, but the results are the same. No matter how you kill the sale, you miss out on a lot of money you would have otherwise made.
In this episode, Meron talks about what he calls “The Case of The Stolen Traffic.” It’s frightening on the face of it. What is worse, this could be happening to you and you wouldn’t even know it. What is more, it has the net effect of making the traffic that’s not “stolen” VERY expensive.
Some key points from today’s show:
• How Meron has reduced ad costs in a marketing campaign by up to 91% — simply by recovering “stolen” traffic that never should have been stolen in the first place.
• How to find out if, when people click on your ad, they never make it to your website (yes, this really does happen!) — and, what to do about it
• Getting emails delivered — to people who have signed up for your emails and actually WANT to receive them — is a lot trickier than most people realize. Meron shares some insider secrets. (Besides being a copywriter, he’s also a tech whiz. He has written computer code “at the server level,” for example, and created new programs to complete complex marketing tasks that no one else seems to have programs for)
• Dead links in your emails. No, we’re not talking about when you put the wrong link in the email you sent out. There are other problems that keep people from clicking through once they’ve opened your email. Meron explains.
Marketing Killers Cheat Sheet
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Jan 28, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 093 - The Sherlock Holmes of Marketing, Part 1
Meron Bareket, who’s known as the “Sherlock Holmes” of funnels and conversions. He has the unique background and ability to find the “murderous leaks” in your online sales process — and fix them. When he combines that with his copywriting, you get outsized conversions and record profits.
I know this because Meron is a mentoring client of mine. I’ve seen the kind of detective work he does and the massive sales results he’s gotten for clients. Meron can do what he does because he’s a dedicated student of buyer behavior during every step of the sales process. He uses software skills to track how buyers respond to each part of a sales funnel, and he makes adjustments accordingly.
But today he’s going to talk about the horrible crimes against marketing he sees people committing all the time. Often not knowingly or intentionally, but the results are the same. No matter how you kill the sale, you miss out on a lot of money you would have otherwise made.
In this episode, Meron talks about the seven serial killers that take the life out of your marketing. Some copywriters and business owners know about some of these. Some don’t know about any of them at all.
And I’ve never met anyone before who has such a thorough operational knowledge of all of them. Honestly, in my 30 years of marketing consulting, coaching, and copywriting, I was shocked by some of these that I’d never heard of before.
We dig in deep to two of the “marketing serial killers” today, which Meron, wearing his “Sherlock Holmes” hat, refers to as “The Case of the Yawn-Inducing Offer” and “The Case of Sir Slapped-A-Lot.”
He covers four key questions to replace yawns with eagerness and willingness to buy, in your prospects.
And the two things you must have to avoid getting “slapped a lot” yourself!Download.

Jan 21, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 092 - George Orwell and Copywriting
The famous English writer George Orwell is best known for his book 1984, which is a bestseller and a major cultural signpost in the English-speaking world.
But lesser known is a book he published three years before. 1984 was published in 1949. But Politics and the English Language was published in 1946.
In this book, Orwell lays out six iron-clad rules for writing, which are pretty good for copywriters, too — with some notable exceptions.
We’ll get to those in a few minutes. But first, let me show you what Orwell was worried was happening to the English language.
He gave this comparison in his book:
From the Bible, Ecclesiastes, 9:11
“I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all.’
Translated into the worst of modern English:
“Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.”
No wonder he was worried.
The six rules (we discuss each one, in depth, on the show)
Rule 1: Never use a metaphor, simile or other figures of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
Rule 2: Never use a long word where a short word will do.
Rule 3: If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
Rule 4: Never use the passive where you can use the active.
Rule 5: Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
Rule 6: Break any of these rules sooner than say something barbarous.Download.

Jan 14, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 091 - Your Chance To Advertise on TV
Simulmedia, a 10-year-old company based in New York and LA, helps businesses use TV advertising to get better results by bringing in data analytics. Recently Simulmedia launched a marketplace called D2Cx. It’s especially interesting for direct marketers who want to reach consumers on TV without all of the old hoops that you used to have jump through.
I reached out to Matt Collins and invited him to come on the Copywriters Podcast to explain this. Some listeners are not ready for TV, but I’m pretty sure some will embrace the opportunity, since the opportunity to scale your business rapidly is simply unmatched by anything else. And it’s more affordable, as I understand it, than any other big-league TV ad opportunity.
Matt will set me straight if I’ve got that wrong! Matt, welcome.
Matt is Senior Vice President of Marketing at Simulmedia in New York City. Previously, he was VP of Marketing and Communications at Ampush, in San Francisco, which was involved in big-time Facebook marketing.
Before we start, I’d like to give everyone a message that no one will mistake for marketing:
Copy is powerful. You’re responsible for how you use what you hear on this podcast. Most of the time, common sense is all you need. But if you make extreme claims... and/or if you’re writing copy for offers in highly regulated industries like health, finance, and business opportunity... you may want to get a legal review after you write and before you start using your copy. My larger clients do this all the time.
Let’s start at square 1, Matt, and thanks again for taking time from your busy schedule:
1. Please give us a rapid tour of your background, especially in terms that would be recognizable to direct marketers and direct marketing copywriters.
2. Now let’s talk about D2Cx. What is it and how does it work?
3. In our earlier conversation, you told me that the minimum spend for D2Cx is $50,000. Could you give me an idea of what a company could get for that amount?
4. I have read that Simulmedia brings data analytics to TV advertising. Could explain what that means, and how that’s different from old-school programs for TV advertising?
5. Are there additional analytics available with D2Cx?
6. In terms of tracking results, you mentioned that there may be new third-party applications on the horizon, in the not-too-distant future. Could you talk about those and what a marketer will be able to measure with them?
7. What about the mechanics of actually producing a TV ad? I know that’s not your primary specialty, but a lot of people in this space are do-it-yourselfers. Is there a way to find out what the standards are? Is this doable if they don’t want to use an ad agency?
8. Anything else that direct marketers and copywriters should know?
9. If someone’s interested in finding out more, what are the next steps
SimulMediaDownload.

Jan 7, 2019 • 0sec
Episode 090 - Creativity vs. Implementation
A rocket scientist describes how a spacecraft takes off. There’s a big difference between the energy and controlled chaos of the lift-off and the regular, cyclical path of the orbit around the earth. What can we learn about this description when it comes to the two basic types of people necessary to make copywriting make money?
Plenty.
Two conversations started this all. The first one – one of those accidental things about something else entirely, that really sparked my thinking about this. The second one, with a legendary copywriter, really blew it up to get us to this point.
What creative people need to know about implementers. It’s almost like the people who write the copy and the people who “get things done” are from another planet. But they’re not. They’re really two sides of the same coin. What does the “implementer” side of the coin look like?
What implementers need to know about creative people. For many practical, “get ’er done” people, asking them to understand creative people is akin to asking someone who only speaks English to read something written in Greek. It seems mysterious. And, from the way implementers look at, and operate in, the world, it is. But there’s a way to understand the other side of the coin, and we’ll cover that in today’s show.
How do you bring an “implementer” mindset to creativity? This, of course, is the million-dollar question. Lucky for you, we have a million-dollar answer. Maybe even more than one of them.
How do you bring a “creative” mindset to implementation? Most creative people would swear that this is impossible. Probably based on their own experiences, that would be a reasonable thing to swear to – or, to swear about. But there’s another way to look at it, and that’s what we do in the show today.
The world where cats and dogs can get along? Of course, that’s a metaphor. Well, not completely. I have seen photos on Facebook of a dog and a cat getting along, but, it could have been Photoshopped. The question is a metaphor for the question of creative and implementor people synching up and reducing the friction between each group. Some good ideas here.Download.

Dec 31, 2018 • 0sec
Episode 089 - Overcoming Objections, Copywriter Edition
A story about my mother and the vacuum cleaner.
What objections are and why it’s so vitally important that you know them and overcome them.
The best way to find objections.
What to do if you can’t find objections out first-hand
Handling objections in your copy:
• Overcoming copy with a headline
• Overcoming copy with a guarantee
• Overcoming objections in your bullet points
• Overcoming objections in your FAQs
• Two powerful ways to overcome objections that many people overlook
• How to reduce the strength of objections before they ever occurDownload.

Dec 24, 2018 • 0sec
Episode 088 - Copywriting MasterClass With Parris Lampropoulos
Parris Lampropoulos is one of the few true A-List copywriters in the world, and he is a much sought-after teacher of copywriting as well.
This special one-hour session with Parris is a veritable masterclass. He reveals the subtle psychology and strategies behind a sales letter that trounced the previous control and went on to run for over 7 years.
At the bottom of this page, you’ll receive a link to download this historic piece of copywriting excellence that Parris explains in granular — yet, easy-to-understand — detail.
Never before on the Copywriters Podcast have we had such an intricate and valuable breakdown of a multi-million-dollar winner. Every copywriter and marketer should pay close attention to the wisdom and street-smarts Parris reveals here, for you can use some or many of the techniques he explains, to vastly improve the performance of any promotion you have currently running, or planned for the future.
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