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Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek ItchJack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingEPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharingShould Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’? Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except JackJack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pintsTom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistleBrighton life = paradise for one expensive month onlyJazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetlessJack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeastMrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke argumentsTom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universeTom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walkingWorm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t careRap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teasedWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are back. Newly caffeinated, chaotic, and somehow still allowed microphones, Tom and Jack chat about stand-up comedy failure, wild Netflix party stories, Pride parade madness, and how the UK Government wrecked Jack’s recent J Schlatt video.↓ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus weekly episodes, BTS & monthly Jacktivities ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓Check out Tom’s new ‘not doing well’ merch! ↓https://tommyinnit.store/IN THIS EPISODE:Tom is back on coffee and Jack has to deal with the overthinkingJack’s YouTube age restriction disaster: J Schlatt collab tanked from 500K to 2K views overnightTom’s beyond brutal stand-up gig: is it time for him to quit comedy?How bombing on stage made Tom more money than Jack on YouTubeTom self-diagnoses ADHD after reading one bookJack crashed the Wednesday Season 2 premiere and accidentally became Steve Buscemi’s plus oneJack Manifold made friends with the zombie waiters at the Zombie-themed afterpartyAre Jack’s Meta Smart Glasses actually invasive?Jack’s bird’s eye view of Brighton Pride: NHS floats, Tesco drag queens & Northern manners in the toiletsHow Married at First Sight’s Paul Brunson got Tom to tell all on the We Need to Talk podcastJack’s review of the Oasis reunion tour and why Liam Gallagher’s tambourine featured so heavilyBrotherly violence and why Tom Simons hates lad behaviourNew TommyInnit ‘Not Doing Well’ merch flexMedicinal wanking for dopamine (Jack’s theory, not professional medical advice)Why Tom will never aim for the sinkWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 05/08/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Tom Evicts AverageHarry, Basement Floods & Twitch Career ChaosThis week Jack Manifold and TommyInnit welcome their most requested guest ever, Average Harry. From living in Tom’s mouldy basement to accidentally getting banned from Twitch, Harry spills all the stories only he can tell.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingEPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:Why Tom made the tough decision to evict Harry and the truth about living together in Brighton in a house with velcro walls, basement leaks, cobweb pipes & emergency plumber nightmaresHarry’s worst moment of the week bus disaster & old lady outrageWhy Tom never wants to live with another streamer againCould anyone in reality, survive living with Tom?Toilet seat wars, condom wrapper evidence & why TommyInnit never shagsNeighbour complaints about Tom’s loud piano playing and how over Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan Harry isReality vs expectations of being friends with Jack Manifold & TommyInnitHarry reveals who out of Tom and Jack he would save in a life or death situationThat time Harry’s Royal Marsden Christmas Lego charity mission was ruined by TommyInnit’s trending braces newsHarry’s Twitch origin story:  PS4 streams, Minecraft, viral clips & dodgy gifted subsWhy Average Harry was banned from Twitch, losing huge numbers of followers overnightHarry’s Polish meme fame, Chilean fanbase & South American loveLockdown weight gain, OVO designer scam & livestream fail momentsGamers Got Talent bot vote controversWorm update & general podcast chaosPLUS:Did Bo Burnham & Sam Fender conspire to ignore Tom?Ellen Degeneres conspiracy theoriesThe ‘Would You Do Hand Stuff With Me?’ debate rages on.  Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 29/07/25Follow us:IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

Jack Manifold tells TommyInnit how he literally ate every YouTuber snack with George Memeulous, just moments before coming to record, and it nearly broke him. MrBeast Feastables, Phase Rug’s rancid candy, Ryan Trahan’s gummies, Karl Gummies, David Dobrik crisps, Sidemen jerky, they all get a mention. Watch Jack trying to cope with a sleep-deprived Tom Simons, while he tries to unstick his own jaws, deal with the sugar crash and regain his sense of taste. ⬇ Join our Patreon for exclusive Jacktivities, mystery challenges & bonus content ⬇https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingAlso in this episode, Jack tells Tom all about how he went back to the circus to be a judge, went on an ADHD chaos-fuelled foraging trip with a Michelin-starred chef for the latest Jacktivity and Tom asks Jack the most random questions his semi-lucid brain can think up. ● Jack judged a real-life circus school and they were phenomenal ● Foraging with a Michelin-starred ADHD chef● Behind the scenes of a secret music video● Existential rants about Superman, sleep, and leaking not-actually-dead worms● Tom obsesses over YouTube AnalyticsWarning: semi-lucid chaos, broken shoes, and way too much sugarBig thank you to Christian at for hosting this month’s Jacktivity and sharing all your foraging knowledge. Check out his website here: ⬇https://www.urbanforage.me/Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis podcast episode was recorded on 22/07/25Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking  X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking​

Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back and this week, it gets weird. From zombie fungus theories to cringey nightclub stories, the boys address the questions that are on everyone’s lips, like could climate change lead to human-extinction mushrooms? Are there volcanoes under the sea? And the big one - is deodorant for girls secretly weaker?TOPICS THIS WEEK:● TommyInnit’s £1.50 deodorant disaster at a Sabrina Carpenter concert● Napoleon's body odour kink● Jack Manifold’s chaotic night at the club involving social anxiety and mega awkward eye contact● Are there hidden volcanoes under the ocean? Yes, and the tectonic plates are arguing● Could The Last of Us fungus actually evolve into a human mind-control plague?● Climate change talk: why “global warming” is the wrong name for it and could there be an extinction event soon?● Jack’s repaired eyeball, optician drama & stage blindness stories● Nintendo Switch 2 update + Mario Kart vs PS5 debate● Are we all colour blind? ● Bioluminescent humans and UV-seeing animals● Bee Movie science, 3D-printed food, and why we all might be eating crickets soon● Weirdest audience interactions, parasocial moments, and being sad and alone in a barPlus: Quackity-teasing, Sabrina Carpenter at Hyde Park, Claro’s Zoom-call performance energy, praise for Olivia Dean, BlueSky vs Threads chat, and philosophical questions like “Would you survive the apocalypse if the bees died?” BONUS CHAOS:● Jack’s existential skincare crisis ● Tom builds a rock kingdom on the beach and becomes a micro-managing project lead ● New social media with new rules?● Could we actually dig to China?● Worm funeral pending. RIP.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 08/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are joined by the queen of true crime Eleanor Neale, host and creator of the hugely successful Outlore podcast.Tom Simons takes the reins this episode to find out more about Jack Manifold’s girlfriend and what it’s actually like to be part of a YouTuber couple. Eleanor talks about her alcoholic zoo party and worst moment of the week, Jack deals with ongoing eye trauma, and we learn way too much about everyone’s digestive issues.We talk true crime burnout, the emotional toll of reporting brutal cases, and why Eleanor needed a break after reporting on one devastating Christmas Eve murder. She opens up about why women are drawn to true crime, what drives her storytelling, and how she balances advocacy with emotional well-being.Also discussed:- How Jack and Ellie met and what their home life is like- What Jack and olives have in common- What it’s really like to have a true crime podcast- How Eleanor finds the balance between the gore and the goof- ADHD, mess, and living together- Long distance relationship advice- Creepy houses and a kleptomaniac fox- Grumpy grandads, politics, and Tom’s falling apart shoesPlus:- Who knows Jack best?- Does Ellie get recognised in public?- Who gets recognised where?- What’s Ellie’s biggest red flag about Jack? (And what’s his?)- The weird crossover of Dream SMP fans, emo girls, and Switch 2 rantsJoin us for unfiltered laughs, weird fan encounters, serious chats about trauma and online fame. Plus, the comfort of a true love story and a little bit of worm twerking.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 01/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

It’s bring your mum to work day on Shut Up I’m Talking, as TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are joined by the one and only Sarah Simons.Jack leads the questioning as Sarah dives into revealing tales of early Tom Simons. Family chaos, deep chats about parenting, life, and personal growth and what it was really like raising a YouTube megastar.Hear how conscientious parenting, plenty of therapy and Nokia bricks kept Tom grounded and how bringing Tom into the world involved a 3 day labour and a jacket potato. Also: Sarah’s new TV project, who knows Tom better, and a Patreon-exclusive segment ranking Tom’s friends. Topics this week include:- Dog disasters & slug trauma- Fame, mental health & strict internet rules- Parenting regrets, wins & snot sleevesSubscribe now for laughs, overshares, mother-son therapy, and the sort of chaotic energy that only this trio can deliver.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 01/07/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking@jackmanifoldtv @tommyinnit

Jack Manifold is back from VidCon to tell co-host TommyInnit all his news, including the time he encountered Dream in an unusual place, awkward fan moments, and a law-abiding Minecraft YouTube party with no drugs, just sweet, weird vibes. Meanwhile, Tom gets promoted to being Jesus on a windy cliff, goes pole dancing, and takes on the government on BBC Question Time as the voice of Gen Z.Also in this episode:Dream's sister and suspicious podcast mentionsThe worst sunburn Jack’s ever hadTom’s seagull poo cleaning tipsWhitney Cummings, Hawk Tuah crypto scams & Fortnite FridaysADHD, hangovers, and a horror movie so scary Average Harry launched his popcornA purring man on the pavement and laser tag chaosTom’s ‘The Shapes’ hallucination exists in real lifeRubik’s cubes, fractals How’s the worm doing?Listen now for awkward encounters, unsolicited wisdom, and the kind of oversharing only Shut Up I’m Talking can deliver.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON. NOW. ↓https://www.patreon.com/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 26/06/25follow us: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalkingX: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

This week, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold are answering your biggest (and strangest) questions in a brutally honest Q&A episode. From legacy, creativity, and consciousness to cheese, the force, and guilty pleasures, nothing is off the table.Topics include: What is TommyInnit’s favourite cheese? Where to draw the line between consciousness and unconsciousness?Does Jack Manifold meditate? Quorn vs corned beef Favourite animated movies What would you do if you woke up as a woman? Does TommyInnit look gay? How do you accept the ‘everything is crap’ phase of creating stuff? Guilty pleasuresHow much does legacy matter? Favourite quick meal recipesWhat does Jack Manifold smell like?How has touring changed Jack and Tom? Subscribe to our Patreon here for bonus weekly episodes and chance to ask future questions:  https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting:  Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 10/06/25 Follow us: IG: https://www.instagram.com/shutuplmtalking/X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

TommyInnit and Jack Manifold have enjoyed a blissful week apart and are happy to be back in the UK. They reminisce about their time in Australia and Singapore, and catch up on what they have been doing since returning from their tour. They reflect on:- Jack's worst moment in Singapore - When Tom and Jack got into a car with a stranger - How close they were to being kidnapped - Hanging out with koalas and kangaroos in Australia - How Australian fans are the best - Homesickness while in Singapore - Haunted hotels Also: - Jack has a new segment idea - Tom has become really into cleaning - Jack has been gaming and drinking beer - Ghost paranoia- Tom has a spiritual moment - Worm update↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR WEEKLY BONUS EPISODES ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalkingWritten & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceThis episode was recorded on 10/06/25 Follow us: IG: https://www.instagram.com/shutuplmtalking/X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalkin