Roz & Mocha

This week on the FML Podcast, we dive into three unforgettable listener confessions. One listener regrets their wedding vows after marrying a die-hard football fan who’s glued to the TV every weekend. Another finds themselves caught in a family feud when asked to cut ties with a beloved grandparent. And a new grandparent needs help surviving diaper duty without gagging!

Roz shares the painful story of his grocery store parking lot wipeout, complete with locked cart wheels, flying cider cans, and a dead truck. Maurie gets reactions from fans after the Jays’ big win, and even chats with Mayor Olivia Chow about parade plans. Mocha tries to fake staying up for the game, but Roz and Maurie call him out. Plus, the guys roast the Scotiabank Arena’s viral elevator fail, and Roz dives into his latest binge of “Task” and “The Godfather.”

The Toronto Blue Jays are headed to the World Series after a thrilling Game 7 win over the Mariners, with George Springer’s clutch homer sealing the deal. Meanwhile, ticket prices have skyrocketed, drawing criticism from Premier Doug Ford. In entertainment, KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has passed away, Keanu Reeves revealed he almost went by “Chuck Spadina,” and Brandy abruptly left her concert mid-show. Plus, the Louvre reopens after a daring jewel heist, and Kohler unveils a toilet camera that analyzes your health.

A fan’s advice helps Shem shake off the haters, Maurie explains the origin of his infamous “Concoction” (spoiler: it’s gross), and the crew imagines what their sitcom would be called—spoiler: “Stretch and Thumpkin” is in the running. It’s a wild ride through listener DMs with plenty of laughs and a few surprises.

What everyday skills from before 2000 are useless now? Should you split the bill or pay it all when dining out with a friend? Is folding your pizza the right move—or is crust-first the way to go? Plus, morning rituals, banana etiquette, and which brand tagline best describes your personality. It’s all in this episode of Ask Roz & Mocha.

Mocha opens up about his wild new dog Leo, and Shem offers Roz a trip to his Black barber — Roz has questions. Plus, Maurie chats with the cast of Loot season 3, we play “Can You Guess the Movie From Its Soundtrack?”, and a woman’s idea for barcodes at bars sparks a hilarious debate. Also: John Cena’s final WWE match, Shem’s controversial cologne, and Kylie Jenner brings back “King Kylie.”

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast we’re diving into some Halloween classics! First, we head back to 2016 to relive the oddly satisfying sounds of Teddy Bear the porcupine enjoying a spooky feast. Then, with Halloween just around the corner, we test our candy knowledge in a sweet and silly quiz. And finally, we throw it way back to 2014 for our chat with Saw legend Tobin Bell — it might be outdated, but it’s still a scream!

This week’s Deep Dive gets personal, weird, and hilarious. The team tackles everything from solo concert etiquette and dating app filters to Maurie’s questionable scent routine. Roz shares why massages give him anxiety, and Shem opens up about working alone in the studio. Plus, we debate who would survive childbirth best, reveal our partners’ physical types, and answer wild listener questions like: would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or drink pickle-flavored coffee? It’s all the random, revealing, and ridiculous stuff you love about Deep Dive.

Roz is thrown off by Friday vibes, Mocha has a tense showdown at a coffee shop, and Shem surprises the crew with what’s in his Tim Hortons cup. Plus, Roz breaks down his epic Thanksgiving feast, and we hear from a listener who had a holiday dinner disaster of her own. Also: leather pants that make fart noises, and Maurie chats with Donnie Wahlberg about Boston Blue.

Drake’s lawsuit over Kendrick Lamar’s diss track gets tossed, the Dodgers advance to the NLCS after a wild 11th inning blunder, and Canada intercepts over 1,000 stolen vehicles worth $84 million. Plus, Taylor Swift breaks records with her new album, Alec Baldwin crashes into a tree, and Doug Ford threatens a shoplifter. Also: the Blue Jays fight back in Game 3, Kim Kardashian gets candid about Kanye, and the scariest movies according to science are revealed!