Roz & Mocha

What’s the secret to the show’s success after all these years? Which brand would you be proud (or embarrassed) to get sponsored by—tattoos and all? And why are guided meditations so annoying for some people, especially when they won’t stop talking during the breathing parts?

Who would fall for a scam the fastest? If we all lived in a dorm, what would be on our walls? Roz shares what finally changed his mind about working out. Plus, if The Roz & Mocha Show ran a school, which subjects would each of us teach? Let’s just say… not everyone’s getting a passing grade.

Maria and Maurie go head-to-head in a mini spelling bee—can either of them keep up with this year’s Scripps-level words? Mocha brings a prank video to the table that splits the room: is it hilarious or totally staged? Plus: a woman blames her 7-year sinus infection on her ex’s gas, a teacher reveals the wildest things her 8th graders have said, and we react to an A.I. remix blending Lil Wayne with California Dreamin’. And—if you had to get sponsored for life by one brand, who would you choose?

This week on the Roz & Mocha RETRO Podcast – It’s a Sing-Along Throwback! From Roz belting out The Sound of Music in 2013, to getting emotional during A Whole New World, to that unforgettable Milli Vanilli moment from 2014 — we’re hitting all the nostalgic high notes. Sing it loud, cry a little, and press play!

In this week’s Roz & Mocha FMLs – How do you tell someone they have bad breath without hurting their feelings? Should you ask a parent to repay a large debt, or just let it go? And how do you move on from family pressure to marry and embrace a healthier relationship path?

The team takes on the “Blue Glue Gun, Green Glue Gun” tongue twister—and it does not go well. Mocha plays Roz a viral video of a little girl singing Moana on a delayed flight, and Roz is immediately annoyed. Plus: the poor people habits we just can’t quit, the most demanding bridezilla ever, Maurie recycling the same Pride jokes for a fourth year, and ride-to-work times that make Roz question everything. Also: Shem returns with a May recap song, and Roz accuses everyone of Wordle cheating.

The Edmonton Oilers are heading to the Stanley Cup Final—again! Netflix finally gives us Stranger Things Season 5 release dates, Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater becomes a limited-edition soap (yes, really), and Lady Gaga joins Wednesday. Plus: Mariah Carey teases new music, Rick Astley hits 1 billion Spotify streams, Wayne Gretzky names his sports GOATs, and Tinder adds a controversial “height filter.”

If our group chat leaked... who’s getting fired first? How do guys want to be hit on — and how do girls shoot their shot? Have we started picking up each other’s habits and quirks after all these years together? Plus, Is Shem still deep in the church game? And which of us actually takes naps?

Who would make the best trivia teammate on our show? We reveal the most unforgettable things we’ve ever won, and Roz shares what he actually eats while sitting on the toilet. Plus, would Shem, Maurie, Roz—or even Maria—ever pose as a Sunshine Boy or Girl?

A DJ ends the night with a “Deez Nuts” drop and Roz is obsessed. Maurie gets roasted for texting Roz’s wife Katherine at 1AM, and we hear from a listener who got a tattoo of Roz, Mocha, and Shem’s names on her back. Plus: What happens when Maurie tries to plan his own birthday gift? A.I.-generated R&B bangers, slow-mo back scratchers, and the real story behind Gwen Stefani’s “performance” at the AMAs. Oh—and Roz talks memoirs, cat cuddles, and why every show feels like The White Lotus now.