Roz & Mocha

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast: Since everyone’s putting up their Christmas tree, we dug into the archives for some classic tree moments! Remember when Maurie thought potatoes grew on trees? Or the time Roz told tree jokes to Evan Rachel Wood? Plus, relive the hilarious chaos when the Damnits put up their Christmas tree. Pure holiday nostalgia with a Roz & Mocha twist!

This week on the Roz & Mocha FML Podcast: Dominic wants advice on motivating his husband to join him at the gym, Olivia struggles with a sister-in-law who’s tearing her family apart, Abigail is stressed about budgeting for birthdays and Christmas, and Veronica faces a hockey loyalty dilemma—Leafs or Habs? Plus, the guys weigh in with their hilarious takes and practical tips.

Roz sneaks a new power broom past Katherine, Mocha gets called out for talking wrestling on-air, and Maurie hits the streets for some hilarious vented moments. Plus, the team debates the ultimate pants dilemma: zipper or button first? We taste-test the classic Three Musketeers bar, Roz reviews Netflix’s new Frankenstein movie, Maurie chats with the stars of Stranger Things ahead of Season 5! Plus, we chat with Charlie Puth to talk new music and baby news. This one’s loaded with laughs, surprises, and big interviews!

Peloton issues a major bike recall, Hilary Duff returns to music after a decade, and the first teaser for the Michael Jackson biopic drops. Plus, Prince Harry apologizes to Canada for his Dodgers hat, Sydney Sweeney responds to ad backlash, Dolly Parton opens up about turning 80, and Maurie asks Emily Hampshire about a possible Schitt’s Creek movie. All the headlines you need in one episode!

From Guyanese food recommendations to wrestling theme showdowns, this week’s Deep Dive gets personal and hilarious. Shem lays out his dream Guyanese meal plan, while Roz and Mocha debate who’s smarter—book smarts vs. street smarts. The crew also dodges questions they’d never want to answer (body counts and private browsing included). Plus, a wrestling-themed “Name That Quarantune” battle ends with Shem taking the win over Mocha. It’s all the weird, wild, and wonderfully awkward stuff you didn’t know you needed.

This week on Ask Roz & Mocha: Can you say “purple perfect pineapple” five times fast? One listener’s childhood tongue twister has the guys twisted up! Plus, has Mocha ever been to a gay bar—and did he love it? We also get into the politics of picking the best steak at dinner, find out who’s a mama’s boy, and ask the age-old question: when was the last time you actually read a book?

Mocha gets roasted for racking up nearly $1,000 in speed camera tickets, Roz reacts to being mistaken for a Bumble match, and a listener asks who on the show deserves $1 million. Plus, Maurie chats with contestants from the new ‘Squid Game’ reality show, and the team dives into beavers, bad passwords, and vented moments from movie theatres.

This week’s Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast takes us back to 2014! Roz asks the age-old question: how did we used to slow dance—and where were your hands? We revisit the hilarious chat right after Mocha’s wedding, and crack up over the viral Italian guy who just can’t say “Worcestershire.” Classic moments, classic laughs!

Emmy’s stuck between saving money at home or moving out and facing financial stress to reclaim her independence. Marco’s porch has become a raccoon toilet, and nothing he tries seems to work. Isaak can’t even look at Blue Jays highlights after the World Series loss—he’s skipping small talk and avoiding social media. It’s real life, real struggles, and Roz & Mocha are here to help (or at least laugh through the pain).

Maurie talks to devastated Jays fans, Shem gets clowned for his nosebleed seats, and Roz reveals Katherine was more upset than he was. Mocha’s dealing with a shrunken hoodie, Maurie shares the secret to a long marriage (it’s distance!), and Gina’s kid drops a “Deez Nuts” joke in homework. Plus, Maurie chats with Tracy Morgan and he has a vented moment!