Roz & Mocha

🎄 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s Christmas in July! (Hey, if the Hallmark Channel says it’s a thing, we’re in!) We throw it back to 2014: Does Christmas music actually make your food taste sweeter? Plus, what did the 12 Days of Christmas cost that year? And it wouldn’t be Christmas in July without some festive math fun!

We’re celebrating all the birthday fun so far this year! From Mocha’s birthday to Maurie’s and Shem’s, relive the custom songs, surprise guests, and unforgettable moments that made each one special.

From '5IN7', 'Mouth Charades" & 'Name That Quarantune' we know you LOVE the games on The Roz & Mocha Show - Here's a full podcast with all the games we've played so far this year! 

To wrap up the school year, Roz and Mocha present: School Tings! Maria and Maurie head back to class for their final exams with Roz. From health and sexual education to science, astronomy, economics, and even a spelling bee, the tests get tougher and the answers get funnier. How much skin covers the average adult? What happens if you pee in space? What does GDP really stand for? It’s the ultimate report card for Maria and Maurie.

Who on the show would you trust — or not trust — to date your kid? If we had to compete in the Olympics for something we’re good at, what would it be? We talk life coaches, fashion trends we can’t stand, and whether anyone on the show thinks they’re photogenic. Plus, could Shem ever see himself on Canada’s Got Talent?

It’s officially 6 months ‘til Christmas, and Mocha’s already getting festive—tree and all! Roz and Katherine treat a hard-working roofer like a houseguest, while Maurie hits the streets to ask if it’s really too early for Christmas talk. Plus, Roz worries about his mom in the heat (she’s fine—she was at Wonderland), and Shem recaps the entire month of June with a brand-new banger. We also get into cologne drama, Maria’s new boyfriend sleep struggles, the 24-24-24-24 challenge, and yes… the man who died from sitting on the toilet too long. Also: Maurie’s exclusive one-on-one with Leafs’ star Max Domi, and a wild Helluva Story about a guy who quit life to sail with his cat.

🌈 It’s Pride weekend — Happy Pride! 🎉 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re celebrating with a look back at some of our most iconic and hilarious Pride moments! We revisit 2014’s unforgettable GRAMMYs when Madonna, Macklemore, and Queen Latifah helped 33 gay couples say “I do” — including one couple we spoke with right after their big moment. Plus, who’s got the gayer lips: Roz or Mocha? We took the debate to the streets (let’s just say Roz wasn’t thrilled with the pic we used). And yes… Maurie hit the streets again for a redo!

From broken friendships to herb-related heartbreak, this week’s FML podcast dives into your messiest, most relatable dilemmas. Natasha opens up about ending a decade-long friendship after betrayal left her questioning everything. Katrina vents about a neighbour who just won’t respect boundaries, always popping over when her husband’s outside. Owen shares his dream of helping his mom publish a book after all she sacrificed for their family. And Braden wonders how to finally stop the endless cycle of buying fresh herbs that die in his fridge.

We celebrate the start of summer! We hit the streets to mark the solstice! Plus, Damnit Maurie celebrates Pride Night at the Blue Jays game. We chat Pride with Deborah Cox. Roz rants about glucose talk being unsexy, and we debate how early is too early for Halloween decorations. Nick Cannon forgets his kids' names. Brandy & Monica tell us the history of the song “The Boy Is Mine,” and Roz’s shocking number of open browser tabs.

From a record-breaking heatwave on the longest day of the year, to Tinder’s new face-check to stop bots. We break down Connor McDavid’s future with the Oilers, Seth Rogen on the audition that could’ve ended his career, and 16 billion login credentials leaked in a massive cyber breach. Plus, a Brampton man’s huge cocaine bust at the border, a lawyer who called a judge “honey,” and the early reviews for the new Superman movie.