Roz & Mocha

Meghan’s mother-in-law is hijacking her baby shower and ignoring all her wishes. What do you do when you want to plan your own celebration, but someone else takes the reins? Then, Kat is drowning in chaos trying to raise two kids and a wild new puppy — is it time to rehome the dog? Plus, 13-year-old Lily wants to join cadets, but her mom’s not having it. What other activities could give her the fun and friendship she’s looking for? Also, Chloe found out her best friend might be cheating — does she say something or stay out of it?

Roz finally saw the new ‘Superman’ movie! Mocha runs down Cristiano Ronaldo’s unreal perks in Saudi Arabia, and Maurie hits the streets to get your thoughts on the death of the Jersey Milk bar. Plus, we call out Cheryl Hickey for butchering Maurie’s name, and Shem shocks everyone with the cruise outfit he actually wore.

From Bezos’ wedding bash in Venice packed with A-listers, to Anna Wintour stepping down after 37 years at Vogue — we’ve got all the headlines that had everyone talking. Plus, Drake fuels the Kendrick feud at Wireless Festival, Martin Kove allegedly bites his Cobra Kai co-star, and Elmo’s Twitter gets hacked?! We’re also talking Bieber’s surprise album, Jelly Roll’s clap back at trolls, and a remix of Trump’s F-bomb you’ve got to hear to believe.

Who makes Shem’s Mount Rushmore of iconic older women? Plus, after all these years working together—what do Roz, Mocha, Maurie, Shem and Maria still not know about each other? We also debate the great existential mysteries: more missing socks or more missing Tupperware lids? Would you rather be Maurie or live with him? And in a stranded-on-an-island scenario—who leads, who cracks, and who cries first?

🎄 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s Christmas in July! (Hey, if the Hallmark Channel says it’s a thing, we’re in!) We throw it back to 2014: Does Christmas music actually make your food taste sweeter? Plus, what did the 12 Days of Christmas cost that year? And it wouldn’t be Christmas in July without some festive math fun!

We’re celebrating all the birthday fun so far this year! From Mocha’s birthday to Maurie’s and Shem’s, relive the custom songs, surprise guests, and unforgettable moments that made each one special.

From '5IN7', 'Mouth Charades" & 'Name That Quarantune' we know you LOVE the games on The Roz & Mocha Show - Here's a full podcast with all the games we've played so far this year! 

To wrap up the school year, Roz and Mocha present: School Tings! Maria and Maurie head back to class for their final exams with Roz. From health and sexual education to science, astronomy, economics, and even a spelling bee, the tests get tougher and the answers get funnier. How much skin covers the average adult? What happens if you pee in space? What does GDP really stand for? It’s the ultimate report card for Maria and Maurie.

Who on the show would you trust — or not trust — to date your kid? If we had to compete in the Olympics for something we’re good at, what would it be? We talk life coaches, fashion trends we can’t stand, and whether anyone on the show thinks they’re photogenic. Plus, could Shem ever see himself on Canada’s Got Talent?

It’s officially 6 months ‘til Christmas, and Mocha’s already getting festive—tree and all! Roz and Katherine treat a hard-working roofer like a houseguest, while Maurie hits the streets to ask if it’s really too early for Christmas talk. Plus, Roz worries about his mom in the heat (she’s fine—she was at Wonderland), and Shem recaps the entire month of June with a brand-new banger. We also get into cologne drama, Maria’s new boyfriend sleep struggles, the 24-24-24-24 challenge, and yes… the man who died from sitting on the toilet too long. Also: Maurie’s exclusive one-on-one with Leafs’ star Max Domi, and a wild Helluva Story about a guy who quit life to sail with his cat.