

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.
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Dec 9, 2020 • 1h 17min
Hungary for A Neck Beard Orgy
Anthony and Gregg talk about Anthony's new frustrations and stories from when Anthony studied abroad in Germany. Anthony's dog, Rummy, is struggling with some barking and Anthony needs a new hat. This episode features a politician in a gay orgy during lockdown, a man named Adolf Hitler wins an election, Roald Dahl's family apologizes to the public and aliens hiding within us. Lastly, a UK mom is cleared after having sex with a 14 year old.Get an order of Five CBD Gummies for the price of shipping, go to GetFiveCbd.com! Ships to all 50 states!

Dec 2, 2020 • 1h 4min
It's a Bird, It's a Page, It's a Penis
Anthony and Gregg talk about their Thanksgiving weekend and give advice on how to tell your family you're moving across the country. Headlines this week are pretty mild: a penis in the sky, Elliot Page, women in men's locker rooms, American assholes, and a selling flight attendant underwear - simple.

Nov 25, 2020 • 1h 8min
Is the Pope the Weakest Link?
Anthony and Gregg are back and talk about how they're prepping for a covid style Thanksgiving. Erica's episode of the Weakest Link on NBC aired and Anthony and Gregg had a lot of questions. The Pope liked some photos he shouldn't have, Santa Claus has immunity ,and penis biting fleas all are featured during this episode.

Nov 18, 2020 • 1h 17min
And I lust, animal
This week is crazy... Anthony and Gregg get on Erica for going out of town and then tell their favorite stories from the week: Children playing with bats, women strip searched at the airport, a robot wolf, and a whale being blown to smithereens.

Nov 11, 2020 • 57min
What is a milk bath?
Anthony and Gregg took a trip together and the results are hilarious. They share about their weekend and apologize to Erica for un-inviting her. This week is full of wholesome stories: Alex Trebek has his last moment on earth, a guy bathes in milk, a carrier pigeons message is found from WW1 and a heart transplant is fumbled.

Nov 4, 2020 • 58min
Sinkhole Full of Rats
Election night is here - we cover it in depth. Coming out, Rats in NYC, Antonio Brown and a decapitated head in a recycling bin.

Oct 28, 2020 • 52min
Chicken: It's What's For Dinner
This will be the hardest show description I've ever had to write. What does this episode of JRVP have in common? A man having sex with chickens while his wife films it, an ex nfl player sexually assaulting a babysitter, Phil Collins, and a man filming women in the bathroom.

Oct 21, 2020 • 56min
Pro Bowl vs. Eazy-E vs. Magic
Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about the hot mic situation going on in the NFL and how Anthony deserves a fly over. They reflect on times when they've had issues with each other in the past and Gregg actually has some notes. It's a depressing week, the pro bowl is cancelled, a man goes to jail for farting, a priest has sex on the altar, and a senator stuffs cash up his butt cheeks.

Oct 14, 2020 • 49min
JRVP To Start Banning Holocaust Denial Posts
We're back! Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and how the Lakers winning impacted them. Anthony has a few notes for ATC and Gregg is a total pro who doesn't need to write things down. We take it easy this week with headlines. Holocaust denial posts, machete satanic blood smears on sorority houses, and the Pope welcoming a sex offender.

Oct 7, 2020 • 57min
When Are They Going To Get to the Vietnamese Condom Factory?
Anthony and Gregg are back to share the latest news about OCTOBER - that everyone needs to hear. Anthony needs a new pair of shorts and Gregg is dealing with a disgruntled neighbor. Cam Newton is dealing with COVID-19 and a Vietnamese Condom factory is being accused of reusing condoms.