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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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May 5, 2021 • 1h 25min

Child Pornography Is A Numbers Game

Anthony and Gregg have a huge announcement: THE NOID IS BACK. Gregg's segment was cut short on tv and Anthony gives his advice on what he would do. We list what brand's social media we'd love to take over before getting into headlines of the week. Josh Duggar is back in the news, a wedding is God's Will, and a teenager accidentally moves into a retirement community. Choo Choo! 
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Apr 28, 2021 • 1h 39min

Funnel my Ashes

Anthony is back doing standup and Gregg is preparing for the NFL Draft. Anthony talks about what it's been like performing live again and Gregg asks for some advice on his son Walker not wanting to participate during birthday parties. Could JRVP merch be in the near future? A man bowls with his fathers ashes, another baller skips work for 15 years, and a bunch of people named Josh battle it out.
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Apr 21, 2021 • 1h 3min

Add Girth To Your Rabbit

Anthony and Gregg talk about this historic day in American History. Gregg is making the most of his alone time at home and Anthony gives some advice on how to make the time go even quicker. Is improv comedy cooler than standup? We chat penis girth, sexy teachers and a huge, huge, huge rabbit.
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Apr 14, 2021 • 1h 17min

No Vagina Elmo

Anthony and Gregg are back after their live show to talk about what they've been up to. Rummy had a large bird in his mouth that scared Anthony, Gregg hasn't been sleeping much at all, and Anthony talks about when he worked at the ArcLight theater. Anthony is looking forward to getting back on the road and Gregg is worried that he isn't happy with the podcast. A man is caught using an Elmo for pleasure on a nanny cam, an incest law is challenged and a woman found out she has two vaginas during childbirth. JRVP also picks a new sign off for the show. 
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Mar 31, 2021 • 1h 12min

Cocaine 1000

Anthony and Gregg went to dinner together for the first time in a year, and Anthony's dog hates Gregg so much that he made him go home.  Anthony and Gregg battle for who will donate sperm to Erica. We find out "What Would Anthony Do" when an elephant takes a giant piss. Headlines this week include Lil Nas X grinding on Satan, a coach being fired for using slurs as play calls, and a jockey being suspended after testing 1000 times over the cocaine limit. CHOO CHOO. 
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Mar 24, 2021 • 1h 22min

Almost the World Record in Australia

JRVP has a big announcement that you can't afford to miss for their 100th episode. Anthony watched the Zack Snyder cut twice and Gregg had to explain to his children "death" to his children. The World Record holder (almost) for masterbating is in some hot water in Australia, a young girl was shot over a clogged toilet and a man is suing a company for using his mother's body for bomb testing.
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Mar 17, 2021 • 1h 11min

The Second Worst Christmas Ever

Anthony and Gregg talk about what life will be like after Covid restrictions lift, Anthony's family is in shock over a sad story that happened this past week, and a listener questions how Anthony and Gregg find new and exciting books. JRVP is back with another segment of "What Would Anthony Do starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. A man propped up his dead wife with sunglasses to trick their kids at Christmas, a stolen slide from the park, and some sweet, sweet Rollercoaster lovin' makes the headlines this week. 
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Mar 10, 2021 • 1h 3min

Twenty Months of Work

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about being respectful and what they would do in each other's shoes in a new segment (title work in progress). A funeral home is getting some free labor, Papa John is doing the work to clean up his vocabulary, and a Pastor is telling wives that they are too fat and butch. 
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Mar 3, 2021 • 1h 2min

Cockadoodle-don't

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and what it's like to work with the funniest man alive. Anthony thinks having a dog is harder than children, because children don't want to kill each other on the street. Erica reads a fan email in her corner and the guys reflect on Lady Gaga's dog walker being shot, a young girl being killed during an exorcism, and a killer rooster. We have a new favorite spanish rapper, everybody. 
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Feb 25, 2021 • 1h 7min

50 Fingers

Anthony forgot Gregg's birthday and also had to drug his dog, Rummy. Anthony, Gregg and Erica talk about who they'd clone and travel with. Headlines this week include a boy who almost became a mashed potato, a gender reveal going wrong, and Dr. Dre's ex not wanting to share clothes. 

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