

Joe Marler's Things People Do
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Joe Marler used to hate people, but then he met Tom Fordyce, and a load of ordinary people doing extraordinary things, and a podcast was born that changed his mind forever. It might just change your life too. Because everyone is interesting if you ask the right questions. And this is a show about all the weird and wonderful things people do. Together, Joe and Tom meet astronauts, teachers, marine biologists, cheesemakers, prison guards and everyone in between. Along the way, they’ve learned things that have blown their minds, heard stories that have made them laugh until it hurts, and – well, felt a whole lot better about the world around them and the people that fill it. To be on the show, fill in this form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rfSo3PVJgtBRZHCCAZndem-iyy2EdvGcEYDqycsM2aQ/viewform?ts=62602129&edit_requested=trueYou can now watch full episodes on Youtube: https://youtube.com/@thingspeoplepod?si=CEFK6nZhJQftyS8I Hit follow, and tell a friend to #growtheshow.
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Dec 20, 2023 • 42min
About Rebranding: A new era of the show begins
This is it. We have some big news to announce. As you heard a few weeks ago, from Jonny the marketing expert, the branding of our show could do with a bit of a make over. So, in this episode, you're going to hear about our plans for 2024! We have a new name, some new artwork, and from January we'll be bringing you an extra Friday episode as well. Joe, Tom and Producer Ryan are bringing the Show Growing Committee back to tell you all about it. The actual show is barely going to change, you can still expect the same fun, amazing guests and absolute nonsense. It's been a hell of a three years, but it's now time to take it to the next level... and we want you guys to come on the journey with us and help us #GrowTheShow. So, sit back, enjoy, and make sure you tell a friend about the podcast this Christmas. Actually, just tell all your friends...Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/thingspeopledoTo grow the show on socials, look for @thingspeoplepod on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 13, 2023 • 57min
About Father Christmas: The secrets of being a professional Santa
Ho ho ho, merry Christmas! Actually we should just say merry Christmas, as apparently the real Santa doesn't say ho ho ho. We learn this (and many other secrets of the trade) from Mike, who is a professional Father Christmas. Yes, that is his real job all year round, as he takes bookings in January, and there is a Santa convention that happens in June. Luckily, most Santa's get to take Christmas day off. Warning, don't listen to this episode if you are around young children, as we don't want to ruin Christmas for anyone!Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 9, 2023 • 40min
Classic: About Being Homeless
Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. Here, Joe and Tom meet Paddy who lived on the streets of Birmingham for 5 years. He’s one of the most extraordinary people they’ll ever meet and he’ll make you think again about homeless people.Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 6, 2023 • 57min
About Marketing: How to promote yourself and the greatest adverts of all time
Our guest this week is Jonny, who is an expert in marketing. Joe and Tom ask him lots of silly questions about adverts (anyone remember the Umbongo song?) and he gives us a very honest assessment about the marketing of this podcast... turns out we aren't ready to become a viral sensation just yet.Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS merch available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dec 2, 2023 • 52min
Classic: About Cheesemongers
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This week, Joe and Tom meet a cheesemonger, eat six cheeses and potentially get gout. Learn all about the Great Cheese War of 1766, Sardinian maggots and how many goats is a lot of goats.We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 29, 2023 • 58min
About Mortuaries: What happens to our bodies when we die?
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686This week we meet Lee, who is an APT in a mortuary. There are some very serious parts to this episode, as well as some very funny parts, all of which delve into the inspiring work that Lee and his team do. What are the strangest things he has ever found in a dead body? How exactly do post-mortems work? How does he cope with some of the horrific things he sees? You'll find out.We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marlerTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 25, 2023 • 48min
Classic: About Astronauts
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts.We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 24, 2023 • 59min
Things People Did, with Joel Dommett: Riding cows, being a security guard and shooting a sex scene with Sienna Miller
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Tickets only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686This is another episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous! We have a big time guest today who is on more TV shows than he can count... sometimes at the same time, it's Joel Dommett! However, before he found success, he did a stint at virgin megastore as a makeshift security guard, worked in his dad's cheese shop and tried his luck as an actor, where he once had to film a sex scene with Sienna Miller. We also talk about the Masked Singer, I'm A Celeb and put together a bonkers CV for Joel to take home.We will be recording episodes of Things People Did at The Clapham Grand every month next year, come along and get involved! Tickets only £15 here: : https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8To get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershowTo get official show socks, click here: https://www.stand4socks.com/products/joe-marler-show-sockTo grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and TiktokMusic courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 22, 2023 • 57min
About Feet: Fetishes, fungus and 30 year old 'ram's horn toenails'
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686Warning, this episode may make you heave if you're not into disgusting stuff. Amber is a foot health specialist, who spends her days dealing with ingrowing toenails, bunions and verrucas. She also once dealt with some toenails that hadn't been cut in 30 years... As well as the gross stuff, we rate Joe and Tom's feet, and debate how much money Joe could get for pictures of his on OnlyFans. Might as well give it a go?We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo sign up to Nord VPN, click here: https://nordvpn.com/marlerTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nov 18, 2023 • 51min
Classic: About Psychopaths
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths.We'll be live at The Clapham Grand every month next year, get your tickets here: https://linktr.ee/jmsticketsTo download the Spond app, click here: https://spond.sng.link/D472x/uijj/bjn8JMS caps and hoodies available here: joemarler.co.uk/shopTo get ad-free and longer episodes on Apple, hit the 'grow the show' button or click: https://apple.co/3sAX0xROn Spotify you can subscribe for £1 a week by clicking this link: https://anchor.fm/joemarlershowTo become an official sponsor, go to Patreon.com/joemarlershow To grow the show on socials, look for @joemarlershow on Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok Music courtesy of BMG Production Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


