
The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
Latest episodes

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Jan 17, 2025 • 1h 51min
#486 - A Deal with the Devil, MelaniaCoin, Danny has AIDS
Political absurdities take center stage as the hosts dive into Melania Trump's antics and explore the fictional MelaniaCoin. A humorous tribute to Bob Uecker contrasts with critiques of troubling societal issues. The complex landscape of Middle Eastern geopolitics unfolds, highlighting shifting alliances and the challenges in Israeli-Palestinian relations. Insights into wealth concentration in the U.S. and its democratic implications emerge alongside a discussion of women's roles in military service, emphasizing calls for equal standards.

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Jan 16, 2025 • 22min
Members Only #244 - Second Sunday Coming Down
This episode features a lively discussion about a new film club focused on films exploring totalitarianism themes. The hosts critique a political figure's effectiveness in the media landscape, blending humor with serious commentary. Anecdotes from a former candidate shed light on the challenges of urban life during her Olympic experiences. The water crisis in California is tackled, highlighting infrastructure delays and political turbulence. Finally, amusing cultural quirks from around the world make for light-hearted exchange, adding a playful touch to the conversation.

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Jan 10, 2025 • 1h 54min
#485 - The Fire This Time
The hosts dive into the absurdity of wanting to acquire Greenland, blending humor with serious geopolitics. They critique the mismanagement of big city governance, particularly in LA during wildfire season. Personal stories highlight community resilience amid disasters. The discussion spans political ideologies, the failures of progressive policies, and the decline of local journalism. They tackle free speech concerns, comparing U.S. rights with European censorship. Reflecting on January 6th, they question justice amidst political divides.

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Jan 6, 2025 • 17min
Members Only #243 - Pox Blankets, Political Cartoons, Poor Parenting
Dive into the amusing chaos of parenting as the hosts share funny tales about kids and their antics. Explore the curious rise of athlete-turned-actors and the complexities of political cartoons in today's media landscape. Discover the challenges cartoonists face in expressing their views amid workplace repercussions. Plus, a light-hearted look at age dynamics in film relationships, including surprise appearances from iconic athletes. It's a blend of nostalgia, humor, and sharp social commentary!

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Jan 2, 2025 • 1h 28min
#484 - Pumps, Converts, Fatwas, and Ex-Presidents
The hosts dive into the intriguing world of New Year’s resolutions mixed with historical anecdotes. They reflect on the alarming rise of domestic terrorism in New Orleans and Vegas, dissecting the motivations of perpetrators. A thoughtful chat on extremism balances discussions around ISIS and white nationalism. The complexities of Jimmy Carter’s moral stances are compared to today’s political challenges, while the conversation takes a lighter turn with nostalgic memories of Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out and personal stories about living with diabetes.

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Dec 30, 2024 • 17min
Members Only #242 - The Emo Episode
This discussion takes a break from politics to explore the wonders of space and science, including captivating thoughts on tardigrades and microscopy. The hosts share divergent views on the documentary 'A Complete Unknown.' Humorous anecdotes about Bob Dylan lead to a critique of how musicians are portrayed in film. They also touch on the intersection of colonization, race, and culture while reflecting on the complexities of narratives in folk music. Personal struggles and growth during the holidays spark meaningful conversations.

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Dec 20, 2024 • 1h 42min
#483 - The Christmas Cromnibus and a Slow Boat to Mauritius
The hosts dive into a blend of political chaos and unexpected humor. They question whether Trump is losing his edge and discuss AOC's political future amidst rising tensions in the Democratic Party. A lively dinner conversation reveals amusing anecdotes, including the resemblance between Barron and his father. The conversation turns to the healthcare industry's image crisis and the political implications of public perception. With playful sarcasm, they critique libel laws and share laughable reflections on noteworthy public figures.

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Dec 16, 2024 • 24min
Members Only #241 - Tinder Trotskyists, Siouxsie and the Nazis, When We Were Kings
Dive into a conversation exploring the complexities of colorblindness and its effects on identity. The hosts critique the commodification of racial identity in modern discourse, spotlighting superficial takes versus meaningful progress. They ponder the moral implications of political assassinations and the fine line between justified actions and chaos. A humorous take on 'Tinder Trotskyists' adds a unique twist, while discussions on trauma and 'luxury beliefs' unearth the deeper societal impacts of contemporary activism.

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Dec 12, 2024 • 1h 50min
#482 - Centrism Kills (w/ Josh Barro)
Josh Barro, a journalist known for his insightful analysis in independent media, joins the conversation to delve into contemporary social issues. They explore the controversial Daniel Penny verdict and its implications for mental health commitments. The discussion turns to the evolving landscape of journalism amidst the rise of platforms like Substack. Barro also addresses the challenges Democrats face with centrist perspectives and voter sentiment in a politically charged environment. Expect a mix of humor and critical reflections on the complexities of urban realities and healthcare misconceptions.

Dec 6, 2024 • 6min
Members Only #240 - One Hitter: Taylor Supports the Death Penalty
In a passionate discussion, hosts tackle political violence and its troubling normalization in today’s society. They reflect on the recent murder of a health executive, igniting public outrage against the insurance industry. The chilling implications of such acts spark a deep dive into societal reactions and media influence. Listeners are encouraged to engage further with exclusive content while grappling with the complexities of these urgent issues.