
The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
Latest episodes

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May 30, 2025 • 1h 8min
#507 - Trans Pee Wee and Tariffed Dresses
The hosts dive into the legacy of Pee Wee Herman, reflecting on societal changes around identity and sexuality. They humorously tackle tariff policies, discussing unexpected costs of a fancy dress. There’s playful banter about music legends and their quirks, alongside nostalgic tales from their past at the Reason offices. A critical look at modern conservatism emerges, with anecdotes about figures like Elon Musk and musings on historical economic policies. The mix of satire and insightful commentary keeps the discussion lively.

May 28, 2025 • 20min
Members Only #251 - I Learned It from Watching Nick Gillespie
A lively discussion kicks off with reflections on the racially charged events surrounding George Floyd's death. The hosts share humorous takes on memorable anti-drug PSAs and their impact on society. They recount a bizarre park encounter during a FaceTime call, adding a comedic twist to 2020's chaos. Nostalgia strikes as they delve into quirky films like 'The Glug' and their significance in adolescence. The conversations are peppered with personal anecdotes and offer a unique blend of humor and societal commentary.

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May 22, 2025 • 1h 26min
#506 - Kill the White People
The conversation ignites with provocative discussions on the narrative of white genocide in South Africa, humorously critiquing political speech and historical contexts. It explores contradictions in American foreign policy, particularly after the Khashoggi incident. The hosts dive into the implications of U.S. tax legislation and the burdens of proposed defense systems. They examine the intricate dance of media and politics, revealing how narratives shape public perception amidst ongoing geopolitical tensions.

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May 15, 2025 • 1h 38min
#505 - A Saudi Summit. A Delaware Freakoff.
Dive into a lively critique of Oakland's political history, from Jack London to today's governance failures. Explore the tangled web of U.S. foreign policy, especially under Trump, where personal interests often overshadow diplomatic priorities. The discussion turns to the absurdity of drug pricing in America, exposing contradictions in political rhetoric. With humor and insight, they also reflect on the rise of crypto firms and question their legitimacy, all while navigating the complexities of political corruption and freedom today.

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May 14, 2025 • 1h 13min
UNLOCKED: David Zweig, on How Media and Public Health Failed Our Kids
David Zweig, a science/technology journalist and author of 'An Abundance of Caution,' delves into the media's and public health's failures during the pandemic's impact on children. He critiques school closures based on misleading narratives, contrasting them with successful approaches from abroad. Zweig highlights the dangers of relying on intuition over empirical evidence in medicine and discusses the media's role in shaping public perception. The conversation balances serious critiques with a humorous touch, emphasizing the need for media literacy.

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May 12, 2025 • 19min
Members Only #250 - What’s the Frequency, Papist?
Dive into a hilarious rivalry between city chaos and nature's calm, complete with quirky anecdotes. Discover cultural oddities, like hunting rituals intertwined with cooking, and the amusing critique of culinary language. Engage with discussions on modern work ethics, privilege in internships, and the challenges faced by today's workers. There's also a creative spin on advertising that highlights personal product experiences. Tune in for laughter and insightful observations wrapped in a charming narrative!

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May 8, 2025 • 1h 56min
#504 - N-Bombs and Real Bombs
The hosts dive into the complexities of international relations, highlighting tensions between India and Pakistan and the implications of a retreating American influence. They tackle the use of racially charged language, particularly the N-word, in contemporary culture, blending humor with serious critique. The conversation shifts to the challenges of U.S. foreign policy and the intricacies of political dynamics while dancing around the edges of race and societal perceptions. Expect engaging anecdotes and sharp insights!

May 6, 2025 • 18min
Members Only #259 - Tariffed into Chastity
Dive into the absurdity of proposed tariffs on erotic French films and their implications for Hollywood. The hosts humorously tackle the effectiveness of land acknowledgments while critiquing modern political absurdities, including prison reform. A listener's unexpected connection to Steph Curry leads to playful banter, and the pitfalls of economic subsidies in entertainment reveal a distorted market. With sharp wit and engaging discussions, they keep the conversation lively and thought-provoking.

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May 3, 2025 • 2h 11min
#503 - Mea Minima Culpa
A lively discussion ensues about the recent gala for Charles Koch and the public reactions to it. The hosts delve into the complexities of freedom as shaped by Milton Friedman and the Koch brothers, while personal anecdotes highlight the balance of charisma and authenticity in political discourse. Media dynamics and accountability are critiqued, especially regarding conservative biases. The conversation touches on U.S. foreign policy towards Ukraine, Amazon's political influence, and shifts in activism, emphasizing a rich tapestry of modern political thought.

May 1, 2025 • 18min
Members Only #258 - We Don't Talk About Fight Club (Mostly)
Explore intriguing discussions about alien oceans and the implications of finding life beyond Earth. Delve into the decline of local journalism and the rise of YouTube basketball analysts, highlighting why Luka Dončić is celebrated as the people's MVP. The hosts tackle serious topics, including federal crackdowns on campus speech and student visa censorship, while also engaging in reader mail and rants about scams and AI voice fraud. The conversation is lively and touches on ethics in media and the evolving landscape of sports journalism.