

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Oct 23, 2025 • 1h 21min
#529 - I Don’t Want You to Go to Jail for That, Jeffrey Toobin!
Jeffrey Toobin, an experienced legal analyst and author known for his insights into high-profile cases, joins to dissect crucial legal topics. He shares captivating stories about Patty Hearst and the infamous F. Lee Bailey. The discussion delves into rising right-wing extremism, ideological violence, and the implications of Donald Trump’s pardons. Toobin also critiques media overreach during investigations like Russiagate and reflects on the O.J. Simpson trial's cultural impact. Expect a thought-provoking blend of history, law, and current events!

Oct 21, 2025 • 11min
Members Only #282 – There Will Be Spoilers (One Battle After Another, Cartoon Politics, and Car Chases)
The discussion kicks off with complaints about romanticizing left-wing violence in a recent film. Car chases reminiscent of classic cinema receive high praise, igniting thrilling debates. Sean Penn's cartoonish performance faces criticism, contrasting sharply with a standout supporting actor’s authentic portrayal. Jim Downey's legacy in SNL adds a nostalgic touch. Themes of left-wing terrorism echo throughout the film, raising provocative questions about politics in cinema.

Oct 17, 2025 • 22min
Members Only #281 - When You've Eaten the Poison, You Might as Well Lick the Plate (w/ Jake Adelstein)
Delve into the intriguing world of Japanese culture with a literacy test that surprises. Jake Adelstein shares insights from the world of the Yakuza, including their unexpected Halloween parties and even their unique pension plans. The conversation raises eyebrows with humorous takes on drinking in journalism school and the bizarre allure of penis enlargement ads. Plus, there's a playful nod to the modern entertainment industry with the 'Ansel Elgortification' of certain personalities.

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Oct 15, 2025 • 1h 15min
#528: President Comacho Delivers Peace, w/ Mary Katharine Ham
Mary Katharine Ham, a political commentator and journalist, dives into the evolving landscape of U.S. foreign policy and Trump-era dynamics. They discuss the dramatic impact of Trump's Knesset speech and the emotional return of Israeli hostages. Exploring the shift in party attitudes towards Israel, Ham critiques political messaging and the influencer model in politics. The conversation also touches on the complexities of a potential second Trump administration and what could come next for the GOP. Expect sharp insights and lively banter!

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Oct 11, 2025 • 18min
Members Only #280 - Megyn Kelly Blowback, Principled Sanity, and Nihilistic Dread
Hot takes on Hollywood shakeups spark lively debates among the hosts. They delve into the complexities of separating art from artists, discussing figures like John Cusack and Susan Sarandon. Anecdotes about Ben Dreyfuss and reflections on the MeToo movement add an intriguing layer to their conversation. Plus, listener feedback on a controversial Megyn Kelly interview ignites discussion about interview styles and combativeness. A nostalgic revisit to 'Stand By Me' questions how a director’s politics influence their classics.

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Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 41min
#527 - War is Over (If Hamas Wants It)
Hosts banter about everything from toothpaste shirts to whiskey while tackling serious topics like Antifa's threat level and media coverage of protests. They dive into Israel-Gaza dynamics, discussing hostage strategies and the potential for Trump to broker peace. The conversation also touches on governmental shutdown impacts, media shakeups with Barry Weiss, and controversial debates around racial language in journalism. Throughout, they add a humorous twist with anecdotes about shock culture and offensive music.

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Oct 7, 2025 • 1h 40min
UNLOCKED: Russ Roberts, on the Weight of History & the Elasticity of Memory
The guest is Russ Roberts, an economist and the eminent host of the EconTalk podcast, celebrated for his deep dives into culture and economics. In a captivating talk, Russ shares his insights on the production processes behind everyday items like potato chips. He discusses the tension between artisanal and mass production, reflects on historical economic lessons to avoid bad policy, and shares his experiences living in Israel. Russ also emphasizes the importance of kindness in persuasion and the enduring relevance of economic thinkers like Hayek and Smith.

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Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 9min
#526 - Megyn Kelly is All Out of Generosity
Megyn Kelly, a former network news anchor turned independent podcaster, dives deep into her controversial experiences in media. She shares how leaving legacy media and daily current events shaped her strong opinions. Megyn discusses her complicated views on Trump and the GOP, while distinguishing herself from traditional conservatives. She critiques partisan politics and emphasizes the importance of free expression. Her personal evolution and plans for the future showcase her commitment to fostering diverse conservative dialogues.

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Sep 29, 2025 • 16min
Members Only #278 -- Goliath’s Curse Author Luke Kemp on Why (and When) Empires Collapse
Luke Kemp, an author and researcher focused on societal collapse, dives into the intriguing dynamics of empires and their downfall. He explores the sudden rise and fall of Cahokia, highlighting its mounds and rapid disappearance. Kemp reveals how human sacrifice served as a tool for elite power, and discusses how agricultural practices contributed to societal formations. He challenges popular notions of pre-state violence, showcasing evidence that suggests it peaked during state emergence and collapse. Kemp advocates for the health advantages of hunter-gatherer lifestyles over settled agriculture.

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Sep 27, 2025 • 19min
Members Only #277 - Andy Rooney Hangovers, Nazi Beekeepers, and Ex-Canadians
The hosts dive into hilarious tales of rough mornings and unexpected consequences from Polish vodka. They discuss the quirky charm of Alex Jones while debating the reactions of college students to political figures. A special upcoming live show with Megyn Kelly is teased, alongside quirky anecdotes from past performances. You'll hear about bizarre topics like Nazi beekeepers and the unforgettable charm of past guests. Plus, prepare for a unique LA event blending science and psychedelics!


