
The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 43min
#514 - Big Boats! Big Patriotism! Big Pedophile Rings??
The conversation kicks off with a humorous take on cruising and socializing with notable figures at sea. They delve into the controversial Epstein case, discussing the credibility of various narratives and media portrayals. The speakers share nostalgic Fourth of July memories while reflecting on patriotism and Americana. They analyze conspiracy theories' role in public trust and political discourse today, highlighting the alarming rise of political violence and radical rhetoric, all wrapped in light-hearted anecdotes about summer adventures.

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Jul 10, 2025 • 16min
Members Only #267 - Everything's Our Fault: The U.S. and the Iranian Coup (w/ Abbas Milani)
The conversation dives into the complex U.S. involvement in Iran, highlighting the 1953 coup that ousted Mohammad Mossadegh. Hosts critique modern media's simplified views of these events, emphasizing the nuanced ties between Mossadegh and the Shah. They also explore how economic motivations influenced U.S. foreign policy, particularly concerning oil interests. The discussion reveals varying historical perspectives on the Iranian coup and its lasting effects on current U.S.-Iran relations.

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Jun 30, 2025 • 1h 49min
#513 - Birthright Jamaican Babies and Russian Trashmen (w/ Damon Root)
Damon Root, author of 'Overruled' and staff editor at Reason Magazine, dives into recent Supreme Court rulings affecting birthright citizenship and executive power. He unpacks the broader implications of presidential overreach and judicial interventions with wit and clarity. The conversation then shifts as hosts share a wild tale of a car accident involving Russian trash men, leading to humorous commentary on political identities and the chaos of contemporary protest movements. Expect humor mixed with sharp insights into legal and cultural dynamics.

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Jun 27, 2025 • 1h 27min
#512 - Escape from New York
The conversation kicks off with a humorous take on a chaotic New York exit, likening it to a disaster film. They dive into the political future of Andrew Cuomo, examining the implications of his legacy. The critique of nepotism in the arts takes center stage, highlighting flaws in meritocracy within the rap industry. Discussions on cultural nuances reveal tensions in contemporary politics and housing woes in NYC. They tackle youth unemployment in Spain, segueing into complex global tensions over Iran, and finish with exhilarating insights from the basketball playoffs.

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Jun 22, 2025 • 25min
Members Only #264 - Domino's, Hand Jobs, and WWIII
A deep dive into recent U.S. military actions in Iran reveals parallels to past conflicts and highlights the role of social media in shaping public perception. The conversation shifts to the blend of humor and politics, critiquing U.S. foreign policy. Navigating the complexities of presidential power, the discussion questions the balance between authority and constitutional limits on military decisions. The impact of Trump's foreign policy is also examined, particularly regarding Israel and the volatile dynamics in the Middle East.

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Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 35min
#511 - Iran on the Brink, NYC on the Brink (w/ Harry Siegel)
Harry Siegel, a savvy chronicler of New York City politics and a podcaster, joins the discussion on pressing geopolitical issues. They dive into Iran's complex relationship with Israel and the internal conflicts within the MAGA movement regarding foreign policy. Transitioning to local politics, Siegel tackles the thrilling New York mayoral race, questioning whether an anti-capitalist candidate could lead the city. The conversation also touches on the impact of grassroots campaigns and identity politics in shaping the future of NYC.

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Jun 14, 2025 • 1h 3min
#510 - BONUS EPISODE - The View from Israel (w/ Nadav Eyal)
Nadav Eyal, a leading journalist from Yedioth Ahronoth, shares captivating insights about the geopolitical landscape of Israel and Iran. He discusses the surprising successes of Israeli military operations against Iranian threats, the emotional toll of escalating tensions, and the implications for Netanyahu's political future. Eyal also analyzes the complexities of U.S.-Israeli relations and the narrative around Iran's nuclear ambitions, adding depth to the understanding of these crucial international dynamics.

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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 19min
#509 - The Rise of the Knuckleheads (w/ Sen. Rand Paul)
Senator Rand Paul, a U.S. Senator from Kentucky with libertarian beliefs, expresses concerns about his party's move towards populism and the implications of current economic policies. He critiques the excessive military parades and discusses the contentious issues around immigration and civil liberties. The conversation also touches on executive overreach and media dynamics, highlighting the need for integrity in political discourse. Paul’s insights reflect his advocacy for limited government and personal freedoms amidst a polarized political landscape.

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Jun 6, 2025 • 1h 18min
#508 - The Breakup Episode
The hosts reflect on a grim anniversary tied to social justice protests, exploring its impact on politics and culture. Elon Musk’s knack for trolling and his complex political influence come under scrutiny. The fallout between significant political figures reveals how friendships can twist into rivalries, spiced with history's trolling tactics. Discussions on modern warfare highlight the role of drones in asymmetric conflicts, while Palantir's governmental ties raise alarms about surveillance and civil liberties, all wrapped in humor and camaraderie.

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Jun 3, 2025 • 21min
Members Only #252 - For Our Girls (The Message)
Dive into the cultural nuances of parenthood terminology and the fascinating world of Mike Tyson's memoir. Explore ABBA's impact on Swedish culture while uncovering the complex layers of Tyson's life and boxing legacy. Enjoy humorous anecdotes from early boxing matches and unexpected insights from a firefighter's experiences. The conversation weaves through everything from political commentary to dating app quirks, keeping listeners engaged with a blend of wit and thoughtful analysis.