

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Aug 26, 2025 • 41min
On "The Summer of Our Discontent" w/ Thomas Chatterton Williams
Thomas Chatterton Williams, a writer renowned for his focus on culture and identity, dives deep into the themes of his latest book, *The Summer of Our Discontent*. He reflects on the optimism of the Obama era and the complexities of the Trump years, highlighting how the summer of 2020 reshaped societal conversations on race. Williams explores the dynamics of 'wokeness' and its impact on personal identity versus group identity, advocating for deeper empathy and understanding in today's cultural discourse.

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Aug 21, 2025 • 1h 40min
#520 - Wear a Tie, Kids Won't Die / White Hippies / Ancient Chinese Custom, Huh?
Dive into the wonders of a Tahoe plague and its chilly waters as the hosts share relatable parenting tales. They uncover the absurdity of clothing choices in politics, exploring Zelensky's attire amidst serious geopolitical tensions. A critique of the Smithsonian sparks discussions on cultural narratives and historical representation. The humor flows as they dissect a quirky incident involving cash in a bag of chips, alongside lighthearted takes on celebrity culture and political predictions. Expect an engaging mix of satire and insight!

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Aug 19, 2025 • 23min
Members Only #272 - Bosom Buddies, Nazi Historians, Late Capitalists
The discussion starts with humorous reflections on parenting and urban life through amusing anecdotes. They delve into the world of film, unpacking mysteries and unexpected twists without revealing spoilers. Music brings nostalgic family connections to light, weaving tales of heavy metal and cherished moments. The humor continues as they reminisce about 'Bosom Buddies' and analyze the clash between genuine talent and viral fame. Expect a blend of insightful commentary and light-hearted banter throughout!

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Aug 14, 2025 • 1h 48min
#519 - Creed, Crimea, Crime...and a City of Baby Newts
They discuss the evolution of the 'Creed' franchise and its ties to the 'Rocky' series. A critical look at the media’s shift from substantive commentary to fleeting narratives is shared. They analyze Trump's diplomatic tactics and the repercussions of sidelining key nations in negotiations. Insights into crime reporting in D.C. reveal biases and stereotypes perpetuated by the media. Personal anecdotes illuminate urban versus rural political dynamics, all wrapped in a humorous take on the absurdities of contemporary American culture.

Aug 13, 2025 • 20min
Members Only #271 - America the Antidote (Second Sunday Rebroadcast!)
In a lively rebroadcast, the hosts dive into the clash between hip-hop and music critique, unraveling cultural stereotypes in a humorous light. They share anecdotes from a barbershop visit, interweaving style with deeper conversations about race. A trip to Muir Woods inspires playful reflections on social dynamics and music's emotional ties. The dialogue wraps up with a spirited defense of free speech, addressing global crises while debunking existential fears linked to the economy. It’s a blend of wit and wisdom layered throughout.

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Aug 8, 2025 • 1h 29min
#518 - Angry Indians, the Socialist Right, TikTok's Propaganda War
Delve into the tech disaster humor and everyday frustrations that kick off the show. Explore the tangled web of tariffs and planned obsolescence impacting consumer tech and business. Laugh and ponder over D.C.'s political landscape and the implications of recent federal actions. Unpack the geopolitical dynamics of India's relationship with Russia while navigating international trade complexities. Finally, scrutinize media narratives around the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the evolving public opinion that shapes these pressing issues.

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Aug 7, 2025 • 23min
Members Only #270 - Norwegian Pizzas, Italian Meterologists, Fake Dissidents
Get ready for a wild ride through the eccentricities of Europe! The discussion drifts from the absurdity of a $50 Norwegian pizza to cultural quirks in Denmark. Tune in for hilarious takes on Billy Joel's colorful life and the pitfalls of musical marketing across borders. The hosts take playful jabs at their own generational gaps in music taste while diving into the linguistic chaos of Danish society. Plus, personal stories spark laughter as they explore the challenges of learning music. It’s a delightful blend of humor and insight!

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Aug 2, 2025 • 1h 28min
#517 - "Pimp-o-nomics: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Male Gaze" w/ Robbie Soave
Robbie Soave, a writer at Reason and Rising, joins the conversation fresh from reporting his stolen scooter. The lively discussion includes Epstein conspiracies and thought-provoking debates on dating, especially with AI. They humorously dissect the societal impact of Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and explore the economics behind prostitution, emphasizing cultural and political complexities. The group also navigates controversial themes like affirmative action and the cultural obsession with violence, offering witty insights into today’s hot-button issues.

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Jul 25, 2025 • 1h 27min
#516 - "Treasons, Tiny Packages, and the End of Late Night" w/ Eli Lake
Eli Lake, a writer at The Free Press and host of the podcast Breaking History, brings insights on national security and foreign policy. The conversation dives into the decline of late-night comedy, particularly Stephen Colbert's shift away from satire. They explore the troublesome relationship between political discourse and media freedom, especially a historic lawsuit against a major news outlet. Lake also discusses the complexities of Russian interference in U.S. elections and the implications of accountability in political scandals, all while injecting humor into the mix.

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Jul 21, 2025 • 19min
Members Only #268 - Every Pump is Patriotic
Dive into the mysterious connection between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump through a provocative drawing. The chaotic atmosphere of a Mar-a-Lago party reveals bizarre dynamics of celebrity friendships. There's a critical take on media narratives surrounding high-profile relationships and conspiracies. Discussions also spotlight Steve Bannon's secret ties to Epstein, raising questions about elite connections and the nature of public interest. Perfect for those curious about the intersection of wealth, politics, and media intrigue!