

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Dec 23, 2025 • 18min
Sweet Baby Jesus! Are We Really Arguing About Sodomy with John Fugelsang? - Members Only #292
This week, John Fugelsang, a comedian and political commentator, shares his insights on the intersection of faith and politics. He discusses his Catholic upbringing and how it shaped his views on spirituality. John offers a sharp critique of religious fundamentalism, explaining how it fuels authoritarianism and justifies violence. He contrasts this with his personal journey towards a more compassionate practice of Christianity, while also exploring the parallels between religious and political ideologies in today’s society.

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Dec 18, 2025 • 1h 29min
Black Irish, Ice Queens, and Body Snatchers (w/ Tina Nguyen) - #537
Tina Nguyen, a Senior Reporter at The Verge, dives into the heated clash between big tech and government. She shares insights on how tech companies shifted from adversaries to allies of Trump. The discussion hilariously veers into Mariah Carey’s whiskey branding and examines the influence of figures like David Sacks. They also explore the strategic storytelling attempts of conservatives and critique new adaptations of Orwell’s works. With a mix of humor and sharp analysis, this conversation dissects the intricate webs of media, politics, and culture.

Dec 16, 2025 • 19min
Not Even Matt Drudge Can Make Today Better - On Rob Reiner, Bondi Beach, and DJT (Members Only #291)
The hosts dive into the reactions surrounding recent tragic events, mixing humor with serious commentary. They dissect Donald Trump's controversial post about Rob Reiner, highlighting its vicious nuances. A discussion emerges on the responsibility of politicians to avoid exploiting tragedy for political gain. The panel contrasts U.S. integration practices with those in Europe, asserting America's strengths. They reflect on the shifting tolerance for Trump's rhetoric among voters and question how this might impact Republican support.

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Dec 11, 2025 • 1h 39min
Nobody Likes a Gossip Cop (w/ Dan Abrams) - #536
Dan Abrams, media entrepreneur and legal analyst, shares insights from his extensive career, including his roles at Mediaite and ABC News. He discusses the enduring value of legacy media amid today's niche online ecosystems. Delving into corruption and political prosecutions, he critiques how politicization shapes public trust. Abrams also reflects on the appeal of gossip and conspiracism in the media landscape, weighing it against the importance of nuanced coverage in policing and other hot-button issues.

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Dec 10, 2025 • 28min
Members Only #291 - Leader of the Asshole Nation (w/ Kevin O'Leary)
Kevin O'Leary, the sharp-tongued entrepreneur known from Shark Tank, joins the conversation to discuss a wide range of captivating topics. He dives into the economics of hockey and why athletes earn big bucks, critiques Trudeau's policies for hindering Canadian investment, and analyzes Pierre Poilievre's campaign missteps. O'Leary also warns about the dangers of restricting tech sales to China and emphasizes the importance of bipartisan support for small businesses. With humor and candor, he navigates the intersection of politics and economics.

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Dec 9, 2025 • 1h 19min
UNLOCKED Members Only #290 - AI George Washington, LSD Margaritas, and Tara Reid
Join three witty hosts as they dive into heliocentric anime recommendations and the questionable quality of a 50 Cent documentary. They hilariously critique an AI George Washington, explore the nuanced history of the Revolutionary War, and unpack the political fallout from migrant relocation. From discussing the costs of housing migrants to wild tales of LSD margaritas and Tara Reid, the conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking. And don't miss their takes on the Pentagon press corps shakeup and contemporary national security strategies!

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Dec 4, 2025 • 1h 51min
#535 - America's Top Breshnevist (w Brace Belden)
Brace Belden, co-host of the TrueAnon podcast and a leftist activist, dives into eclectic themes with the hosts. They explore drug anecdotes and discuss racial politics surrounding the Minnesota Somali fraud case. Brace shares his personal experience fighting with Kurdish units, while the group reflects on the influence of figures like Curtis Yarvin and the DSA's internal struggles. They also touch on the complexities of immigration and foreign policy, adding a layer of depth to contemporary leftist discourse.

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Dec 3, 2025 • 1h 53min
UNLOCKED: Atheist in a Foxhole, w/ the Great Sebastian Junger
Join bestselling author and documentary filmmaker Sebastian Junger as he shares insights from his harrowing near-death experience. He discusses how his aortic rupture prompted reflections on mortality, fatherhood, and the risks of life. Junger contrasts the urgency of war with domestic life, explores the emotional aftermath of trauma, and delves into fascinating concepts like quantum consciousness and the patterns in near-death experiences. With his trademark depth, he underscores the importance of community and honest storytelling.

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Dec 2, 2025 • 1h 59min
UNLOCKED - Members Only #289 - Destroy All Robots…Before They Destroy US (w/ Andy Mills)
Andy Mills, a podcast journalist known for his investigative work on AI, dives deep into the complexities of artificial general intelligence. He discusses the concept of AGI as a new species and its potential to reshape humanity. The conversation explores various perspectives on AI, including the looming 'hinge moment' predicted for 2025. Mills emphasizes the risks of runaway intelligence and economic dependence on AI, while reflecting on how creators like Elon Musk have called for regulations amid a rush to develop. This crucial dialogue is both alarming and thought-provoking.

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Nov 29, 2025 • 19min
Members Only #288 (LIVE in Los Angeles) - American Canyon Revisited
The hosts bring laughter and candid humor to a live audience, joking about parenting and pill mix-ups. They perform a provocative poem that sparks lively discussion. Insightful recaps reveal chaotic moments from recent live appearances, including interactions with Megyn Kelly. The investigation into Epstein's emails unveils intriguing journalism efforts. Tensions rise over housing policies during a recap of an LA mayor interview. Finally, they dissect Trump's political maneuvers, revealing the ever-changing landscape of current events.


