

The Fifth Column
Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
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Aug 2, 2025 • 1h 28min
#517 - "Pimp-o-nomics: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace the Male Gaze" w/ Robbie Soave
Robbie Soave, a writer at Reason and Rising, joins the conversation fresh from reporting his stolen scooter. The lively discussion includes Epstein conspiracies and thought-provoking debates on dating, especially with AI. They humorously dissect the societal impact of Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and explore the economics behind prostitution, emphasizing cultural and political complexities. The group also navigates controversial themes like affirmative action and the cultural obsession with violence, offering witty insights into today’s hot-button issues.

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Jul 25, 2025 • 1h 27min
#516 - "Treasons, Tiny Packages, and the End of Late Night" w/ Eli Lake
Eli Lake, a writer at The Free Press and host of the podcast Breaking History, brings insights on national security and foreign policy. The conversation dives into the decline of late-night comedy, particularly Stephen Colbert's shift away from satire. They explore the troublesome relationship between political discourse and media freedom, especially a historic lawsuit against a major news outlet. Lake also discusses the complexities of Russian interference in U.S. elections and the implications of accountability in political scandals, all while injecting humor into the mix.

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Jul 21, 2025 • 19min
Members Only #268 - Every Pump is Patriotic
Dive into the mysterious connection between Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump through a provocative drawing. The chaotic atmosphere of a Mar-a-Lago party reveals bizarre dynamics of celebrity friendships. There's a critical take on media narratives surrounding high-profile relationships and conspiracies. Discussions also spotlight Steve Bannon's secret ties to Epstein, raising questions about elite connections and the nature of public interest. Perfect for those curious about the intersection of wealth, politics, and media intrigue!

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Jul 17, 2025 • 1h 31min
#515 - Big Trouble in Little MAGA
Delve into the absurdities of politics, where conspiracy theories about Epstein intertwine with humor and personal anecdotes. The hosts explore the complexities of political candidacy, critique foreign policy under Trump, and discuss the implications of pop culture on politics. Unearth quirky tales about Kurt Russell and UFOs while pondering economic turbulence and the relationship dynamics between Musk and Trump. Expect a blend of satire and nostalgia throughout this entertaining dive into contemporary issues!

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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 43min
#514 - Big Boats! Big Patriotism! Big Pedophile Rings??
The conversation kicks off with a humorous take on cruising and socializing with notable figures at sea. They delve into the controversial Epstein case, discussing the credibility of various narratives and media portrayals. The speakers share nostalgic Fourth of July memories while reflecting on patriotism and Americana. They analyze conspiracy theories' role in public trust and political discourse today, highlighting the alarming rise of political violence and radical rhetoric, all wrapped in light-hearted anecdotes about summer adventures.

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Jul 10, 2025 • 16min
Members Only #267 - Everything's Our Fault: The U.S. and the Iranian Coup (w/ Abbas Milani)
The conversation dives into the complex U.S. involvement in Iran, highlighting the 1953 coup that ousted Mohammad Mossadegh. Hosts critique modern media's simplified views of these events, emphasizing the nuanced ties between Mossadegh and the Shah. They also explore how economic motivations influenced U.S. foreign policy, particularly concerning oil interests. The discussion reveals varying historical perspectives on the Iranian coup and its lasting effects on current U.S.-Iran relations.

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Jun 30, 2025 • 1h 49min
#513 - Birthright Jamaican Babies and Russian Trashmen (w/ Damon Root)
Damon Root, author of 'Overruled' and staff editor at Reason Magazine, dives into recent Supreme Court rulings affecting birthright citizenship and executive power. He unpacks the broader implications of presidential overreach and judicial interventions with wit and clarity. The conversation then shifts as hosts share a wild tale of a car accident involving Russian trash men, leading to humorous commentary on political identities and the chaos of contemporary protest movements. Expect humor mixed with sharp insights into legal and cultural dynamics.

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Jun 27, 2025 • 1h 27min
#512 - Escape from New York
The conversation kicks off with a humorous take on a chaotic New York exit, likening it to a disaster film. They dive into the political future of Andrew Cuomo, examining the implications of his legacy. The critique of nepotism in the arts takes center stage, highlighting flaws in meritocracy within the rap industry. Discussions on cultural nuances reveal tensions in contemporary politics and housing woes in NYC. They tackle youth unemployment in Spain, segueing into complex global tensions over Iran, and finish with exhilarating insights from the basketball playoffs.

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Jun 22, 2025 • 25min
Members Only #264 - Domino's, Hand Jobs, and WWIII
A deep dive into recent U.S. military actions in Iran reveals parallels to past conflicts and highlights the role of social media in shaping public perception. The conversation shifts to the blend of humor and politics, critiquing U.S. foreign policy. Navigating the complexities of presidential power, the discussion questions the balance between authority and constitutional limits on military decisions. The impact of Trump's foreign policy is also examined, particularly regarding Israel and the volatile dynamics in the Middle East.

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Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 35min
#511 - Iran on the Brink, NYC on the Brink (w/ Harry Siegel)
Harry Siegel, a savvy chronicler of New York City politics and a podcaster, joins the discussion on pressing geopolitical issues. They dive into Iran's complex relationship with Israel and the internal conflicts within the MAGA movement regarding foreign policy. Transitioning to local politics, Siegel tackles the thrilling New York mayoral race, questioning whether an anti-capitalist candidate could lead the city. The conversation also touches on the impact of grassroots campaigns and identity politics in shaping the future of NYC.