
The Fifth Column
Your weekly rhetorical assault on the on the news cycle, the people who make it, and occasionally ourselves. Kmele Foster (Freethink), Michael Moynihan (Vice), and Matt Welch (Reason) talk and laugh and drink their way to at least quasi-sanity in a world gone mad, often with the aid of clean and articulate guests. Weekly Members Only subscription edition often comes with listener mail and professional-quality (if inappropriate) singing. Analysis. Commentary. Sedition. www.wethefifth.com
Latest episodes

Jun 22, 2025 • 25min
Members Only #264 - Domino's, Hand Jobs, and WWIII
A deep dive into recent U.S. military actions in Iran reveals parallels to past conflicts and highlights the role of social media in shaping public perception. The conversation shifts to the blend of humor and politics, critiquing U.S. foreign policy. Navigating the complexities of presidential power, the discussion questions the balance between authority and constitutional limits on military decisions. The impact of Trump's foreign policy is also examined, particularly regarding Israel and the volatile dynamics in the Middle East.

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Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 35min
#511 - Iran on the Brink, NYC on the Brink (w/ Harry Siegel)
Harry Siegel, a savvy chronicler of New York City politics and a podcaster, joins the discussion on pressing geopolitical issues. They dive into Iran's complex relationship with Israel and the internal conflicts within the MAGA movement regarding foreign policy. Transitioning to local politics, Siegel tackles the thrilling New York mayoral race, questioning whether an anti-capitalist candidate could lead the city. The conversation also touches on the impact of grassroots campaigns and identity politics in shaping the future of NYC.

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Jun 14, 2025 • 1h 3min
#510 - BONUS EPISODE - The View from Israel (w/ Nadav Eyal)
Nadav Eyal, a leading journalist from Yedioth Ahronoth, shares captivating insights about the geopolitical landscape of Israel and Iran. He discusses the surprising successes of Israeli military operations against Iranian threats, the emotional toll of escalating tensions, and the implications for Netanyahu's political future. Eyal also analyzes the complexities of U.S.-Israeli relations and the narrative around Iran's nuclear ambitions, adding depth to the understanding of these crucial international dynamics.

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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 19min
#509 - The Rise of the Knuckleheads (w/ Sen. Rand Paul)
Senator Rand Paul, a U.S. Senator from Kentucky with libertarian beliefs, expresses concerns about his party's move towards populism and the implications of current economic policies. He critiques the excessive military parades and discusses the contentious issues around immigration and civil liberties. The conversation also touches on executive overreach and media dynamics, highlighting the need for integrity in political discourse. Paul’s insights reflect his advocacy for limited government and personal freedoms amidst a polarized political landscape.

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Jun 6, 2025 • 1h 18min
#508 - The Breakup Episode
The hosts reflect on a grim anniversary tied to social justice protests, exploring its impact on politics and culture. Elon Musk’s knack for trolling and his complex political influence come under scrutiny. The fallout between significant political figures reveals how friendships can twist into rivalries, spiced with history's trolling tactics. Discussions on modern warfare highlight the role of drones in asymmetric conflicts, while Palantir's governmental ties raise alarms about surveillance and civil liberties, all wrapped in humor and camaraderie.

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Jun 3, 2025 • 21min
Members Only #252 - For Our Girls (The Message)
Dive into the cultural nuances of parenthood terminology and the fascinating world of Mike Tyson's memoir. Explore ABBA's impact on Swedish culture while uncovering the complex layers of Tyson's life and boxing legacy. Enjoy humorous anecdotes from early boxing matches and unexpected insights from a firefighter's experiences. The conversation weaves through everything from political commentary to dating app quirks, keeping listeners engaged with a blend of wit and thoughtful analysis.

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May 30, 2025 • 1h 8min
#507 - Trans Pee Wee and Tariffed Dresses
The hosts dive into the legacy of Pee Wee Herman, reflecting on societal changes around identity and sexuality. They humorously tackle tariff policies, discussing unexpected costs of a fancy dress. There’s playful banter about music legends and their quirks, alongside nostalgic tales from their past at the Reason offices. A critical look at modern conservatism emerges, with anecdotes about figures like Elon Musk and musings on historical economic policies. The mix of satire and insightful commentary keeps the discussion lively.

May 28, 2025 • 20min
Members Only #251 - I Learned It from Watching Nick Gillespie
A lively discussion kicks off with reflections on the racially charged events surrounding George Floyd's death. The hosts share humorous takes on memorable anti-drug PSAs and their impact on society. They recount a bizarre park encounter during a FaceTime call, adding a comedic twist to 2020's chaos. Nostalgia strikes as they delve into quirky films like 'The Glug' and their significance in adolescence. The conversations are peppered with personal anecdotes and offer a unique blend of humor and societal commentary.

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May 22, 2025 • 1h 26min
#506 - Kill the White People
The conversation ignites with provocative discussions on the narrative of white genocide in South Africa, humorously critiquing political speech and historical contexts. It explores contradictions in American foreign policy, particularly after the Khashoggi incident. The hosts dive into the implications of U.S. tax legislation and the burdens of proposed defense systems. They examine the intricate dance of media and politics, revealing how narratives shape public perception amidst ongoing geopolitical tensions.

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May 15, 2025 • 1h 38min
#505 - A Saudi Summit. A Delaware Freakoff.
Dive into a lively critique of Oakland's political history, from Jack London to today's governance failures. Explore the tangled web of U.S. foreign policy, especially under Trump, where personal interests often overshadow diplomatic priorities. The discussion turns to the absurdity of drug pricing in America, exposing contradictions in political rhetoric. With humor and insight, they also reflect on the rise of crypto firms and question their legitimacy, all while navigating the complexities of political corruption and freedom today.