
Binchtopia
If Plato and Aristotle had internet addictions and knew what "gaslighting" was, they'd probably make this podcast. Hosts Julia Hava and Eliza McLamb guide you through our current cultural hellscape, share sociological and psychological perspectives on pop culture, and deconstruct everything you've ever loved. Come have a laugh with us through the end times of late stage capitalism! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Nov 2, 2022 • 1h 9min
Keeping Up With the Antisemitism
The girlies discuss Kanye’s unfortunate foray into antisemitism and the history of Jew-hatred with a returning beloved guest #GavOnThePod. Digressions include Julia’s run-in with the Try Guys, Eliza’s philosophical defense of lying for the bit, and the bone that Gav has to pick with the podcast’s outro theme music. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 2022 • 1h 4min
A Spooking Today
In a special spooky Halloween episode, the girlies discuss the origins of Hallows’ Eve — from its Celtic roots to the moral panic about poisoned candy that still exists today. Plus… a discussion of our most iconic costumes and a Halloween soundscape Julia created while high. SOURCES: Halloween in America: Contemporary Customs and Performances Those Treats May Be Tricks (NYT) The Razor Blade In the Apple: The Social Construction of Urban Legends Cyanide-laced Tylenol kills seven The Truth About Rainbow Fentanyl Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 2022 • 1h 31min
Say Yes To the Debt
The girlies walk you down the aisle through the history of American weddings — everything from the origins of the white dress to the deranged people who still decide to get married on plantations. Digressions include tomato soup activism, Ye’s antisemitic turn for the worst, and a DJ tag that couldn’t have dropped at a worse time. Support the podcast on patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia SOURCES: A Natural History of the Wedding Dress The Wedding Complex: Forms of Belonging in Modern American Culture The Radical Idea Of Marrying For Love I Thee Dread (chapter in Trick Mirror by Jia Tolentino) Despite Everything, People Still Have Weddings at Plantation Sites Tacky Trips Down the Aisle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 12, 2022 • 1h 7min
Glowing on the Job
The Girlboss Summit returns to discuss some of the women who we have to thank for our labor rights today - Dolores Huerta and The Radium Girls. Digressions include a baby Ilaria update, the debatable use of Uggs as snow boots, and how we saved the day on one listener's wedding. Click here to learn how to help Iranian protestors. Support the podcast at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 5, 2022 • 1h 21min
Womb Service
The girlies talk surrogacy - from its Biblical roots to the sticky legal and ethical realities of today. Digressions include a warm welcome to baby Ilaria Baldwin, why the Polish army trained a bear for war, and how one listener solved Eliza’s mystery head dent. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 28, 2022 • 1h 10min
Too Pious to Pipe
The girlies dedicate an entire episode to reading submissions of your most embarrassing moments. Digressions include the coquette teens selling indulgences on Depop, what the bad bitches wear to synagogue, and why famous men keep cheating on their model wives. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 21, 2022 • 1h 22min
Deploying the Barbz
The girlies talk stan culture and come for all your faves. From the Directioners of the mid-2010s to Nicki Minaj's digital paramilitary, fandom has pushed the bounds of internet friendship, devotion, and doxxing. Digressions include a brief review of Jennette McCurdy's memoir, why Eliza would be a great candidate for a gambling addiction, and the question...does anyone still wear their retainer? Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 14, 2022 • 1h 12min
Swiping Right Into Hell
The girlies investigate the 21st century travesty known as dating apps to answer important questions - Is creating a dating profile akin to selling yourself at the meat market? Do apps mitigate the uncertainty of meeting someone IRL? Is Tinder just Grindr for straight people? Digressions include Julia’s visit to a mystic energy healer, the death of the Queen and #herimpact, and one listener’s scientific study proving that men will overlook all obstacles in order to smash. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 7, 2022 • 1h 35min
It's Not You, It's My Attachment Issues
The girlies unpack attachment styles. They review Mary Ainsworth’s original research on attachment, how we can view attachment theory through the idea of a multiplicitous mind, and talk about the many babies who were traumatized for the sake of science. Digressions include two iconic celeb sightings, Dr. Marten’s checkered past, and what happens when you play Binchtopia over the frat house aux. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 31, 2022 • 1h 13min
My Year of Shakespeare and Cancellation
The girlies are back and attempting to catch up with the culture after their summer vacation. They discuss the Problematic Authors list, Gabbie Hanna and the failure of the “mental health umbrella,” why Bama rush and Navy Seals training is basically the same thing, and so much more. Support the podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/binchtopia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.