
Satansplain
Satanism talk with Church of Satan Magister Bill M.
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Jul 10, 2025 • 34min
Satansplain #095 - Christian Conspiracy Theorist Prank Call, "When Words Collide"
With Satanists interacting with Satanists in this day and age of internet tribalism, we'll take a look at the essay "When Words Collide" by Church of Satan High Priest Peter H. Gilmore. Also answering listener mail about lesser and greater magic, plus Magister Bill's prank call recording on a Christian conspiracy theorist's talk show. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support "When Words Collide" essay: https://churchofsatan.com/magus-gilmore-discusses-rules-of-conduct-in-the-church-of-satan/ 00:00 - Intro 01:10 - Candles in ritual 04:48 - Using Lesser Magic before Greater Magic 09:08 - Autism and "reading people" 14:41 - Radio Free Satan shows 18:47 - "When Worlds Collide" 27:39 - Necessary background story on the call 31:52 - The call

Jun 30, 2025 • 52min
Satansplain #093 - Listener mail, "On Parties and Party"
Hear answers to listener mail on a variety of topics, including Satanic ritual, translations of Satanic works, Church of Satan membership, expectations on meeting fellow Satanists, and finishing with a related essay, "On Parties and Party". Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:21 - Radio Free Satan merch? 02:35 - Infernal Names 06:56 - German translations in Satanism 10:50 - Plans for year 60? 12:42 - Membership questions and meet-up expectations 14:44 - Religious, not spiritual! 21:48 - Lesser magic and caring what people think 24:44 - All 3 conjurations in one ritual? 31:43 - Bill's Satanecdote 34:13 - Colin's essay on politics 35:45 - Politics, because it needs to be said again 39:31 - Comparing Colin's approach with Jordan's 43:09 - "Of Parties and Party" essay

Jun 16, 2025 • 51min
Satansplain #092 - "What To Do When Empathy is a Sin"
Bill shares his thoughts on the Church of Satan article "What To Do When Empathy is a Sin", as somebody who actually read it beyond the headline, along with an email from somebody who seemingly did not. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:36 - Reminder: "LaVeyan Satanism" is a redundant term 04:12 - The email 08:57 - Oh no! Not ChatGPT! We're doomed! 14:47 - As long as we're playing the A.I. game... 16:10 - But first, a side rant 20:46 - And the opposite problem 27:18 - My take on the essay 35:32 - ChatGPT's lame attempt at the essay 43:36 - Its summary

May 25, 2025 • 47min
Satansplain #091 - Satanic ritual, success, Siths, and learning
Magister Bill responds to your questions about Satanic success, the construction of Satanic rituals, joining the Church of Satan, a Satanic look at Star Wars "Sith" mythology, and the impact over the years that technology has had on learning Satanism itself. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:05 - Satanic Success 07:41 - Praise from New Zealand 08:54 - Sith and Satanism? 14:00 - Some misconceptions of "DIY ritual" 21:48 - Satanecdote 27:00 - On mailing addresses and 6/6/60 31:51 - Technology and the experience of Satanic resources 40:11 - The real power of Satanic ritual tools 43:45 - Miscellaneous personal questions

May 17, 2025 • 54min
Satansplain #090 - Satanism and Racialism (accusations of Naziism/Zionism, part 3)
This discussion dives into the accusations linking Satanism to Nazism and racialism, challenging the misconceptions surrounding these ideologies. It explores how alternative social media platforms can amplify extreme views and the Church of Satan's nuanced stance on race. The conversation also highlights the importance of personal identity beyond ethnicity, critiques the media's portrayal of Satanists, and encourages critical thinking about societal norms. It concludes with reflections on the history of independent Satanism publications that have shaped the discourse.

May 5, 2025 • 49min
Satansplain #089 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 2)
The podcast tackles absurd accusations against Satanists, dissecting claims of fascism and Zionism. It explores the psychology of conspiracy theorists clinging to debunked beliefs. Anton LaVey's complex legacy is scrutinized, revealing misconceptions about his life and views. The historical ties between Zionism and fascism are examined, alongside the Church of Satan's advocacy for merit-based values. A critical comparison of fascism and Satanism emphasizes individuality, urging listeners to reject totalitarian ideologies.

May 2, 2025 • 54min
Satansplain #088 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 1)
This discussion tackles the bizarre allegations that Satanists are both Nazi fascists and Jewish Zionists, emphasizing the need for critical thinking. It explores the paranoia surrounding political identities and the misuse of fascism as a label. There's a deep dive into the complexities of identity, particularly regarding anti-Semitism, and a critique of how extremist views distort perceptions. Misconceptions about the links between Satanism and anti-Semitic beliefs are debunked, clarifying the differences between these ideologies.

Apr 12, 2025 • 40min
Satansplain #087 - "Mr. Satan", 12-step programs, Church of Satan in the media & Google
A man sparked controversy by threatening assassination while using the name 'Mr. Satan,' leading to a discussion on the media's misrepresentation of Satanism. The hosts tackle listener questions about the Church's portrayal in popular media, the absurdity of conspiracy theories, and the implications of Google searches related to Satanism. They also delve into the compatibility of Satanism with recovery programs like Alcoholics Anonymous, critiquing its religious foundations and exploring alternative approaches.

Mar 27, 2025 • 48min
Satansplain #086 - Ten Commandments in Schools
American schools are being forced to display the Ten Commandments in the classroom! It's a complete takeover by Christian nationalists! Or is it? Join me in deep examination of a selected sensationalist news headline, as we separate fact from fiction, and explore a Satanic third side with questions nobody seems to be asking. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support HB 71: https://legiscan.com/LA/text/HB71/id/2920274 Act no. 676: https://legis.la.gov/legis/ViewDocument.aspx?d=1382697 00:00 - Intro 04:59 - The headline / Clueless people tagging us 08:24 - Let's stop and think first. Novel concept! 11:30 - Arguments Christians use 14:26 - Did you read it? What does it say? 17:55 - Which commandments? Who pays for it? 20:54 - Why are they doing this? 23:39 - What to do and not to do 31:00 - Bill's Satanecdote (new-age author spam) 36:52 - Surface (TV show) and Chaos Magic 43:59 - Spock the Satanist?

Mar 10, 2025 • 44min
Satansplain #085 - The Goodguy Badge
Everybody wants to be seen as "the good guy". In this episode of Satansplain, we'll look at Anton LaVey's essay, "The Goodguy Badge", what this Satanic concept means, and the various sellers of this badge of self-righteousness. Perhaps it's a lesson more applicable today than ever before. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 03:17 - The Goodguy Badge: Opening lines 04:54 - The Goodguy Badge: Continued 12:57 - Other wholesalers of Goodguy Badges besides religion 18:50 - An audience: the Goodguy's vital ingredient 22:29 - How refreshing it would be to hear a political candidate say... 25:46 - Stephen Flowers quote on Satan/God/Nature 28:25 - Satanecdote on Facebook 33:11 - "Once again, that isn't Satanism" (teachers passing out Christian tracts)