
Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

Sep 6, 2024 • 40min
Rainbow Park
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a designated 'homeless encampment' (?!?!?) in her hometown of Sarnia, Ontario that's driving residents mad. Drug dependency is a very complicated subject, but rounding addicts up together like a chicken pox party doesn't seem to be a solution that sits well with taxpayers. How can we help? Also, Ozempic has gone too far in Hollywood and Katherine believe's it's the thing that will finally end fat phobia. The Ryan-Kootstra household continues filming their reality show as Katherine departs for the European leg of her tour show BATTLEAXE all alone. Also, queuing for Oasis tickets, dynamic pricing, Katy Perry's strange interview, Lily Allen's dog goes back, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 30, 2024 • 42min
Yoga Studio Update
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about WHAT THE LADY DID after first writing to ask advice about seeing a grown married man with a fifteen year old 'love interest' aka VICTIM OF ABUSE being affectionate in a yoga studio. Spoiler alert: she rang the girl's mother. Nice. PLUS, an update from the girl whose boyfriend was encouraging a friendship (or maybe more) with his exes. Plus, colour readings, Bobby lovers and haters, 'Should I Sleep With Him Before I Leave?', and a plea to scan all men's brains routinely. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 2024 • 40min
Unwelcome To The Scottish Fold
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet strutting out of the house alone one day and returning with a kitten she wasn't allowed to have. Is this the beginning of the end? Violet joins the podcast to discuss her decision and also recounts fainting at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour. PLUS, J-Lo and Ben Affleck are getting a divorce (which we've known for months) and Jennifer's PR team are working overtime to soften her public image. Speaking of splits, Tommy Fury and Molly Mae seem to be posting instagram thanks at the exact same intervals. What's really going on there? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 2024 • 1h
Does Scott Peterson Have Brain Damage?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about breaking her rule of NOT passively consuming femicide for entertainment. The haunting documentary about the disappearance of Laci Peterson brought back memories of seeing the story on the news in real time, and offered new insights into a theory we have about what might be wrong with Scott Peterson's actual BRAIN. Plus, your letters on bringing young ones to Frozen, Sliding Door Problems, High-Achieving Women being annoyed by everyone else, a garbage-fire of a boyfriend who is pushing his lady to make 'friends' with his exes, and why Katherine should stop giving medical advice. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 2024 • 30min
Blake Lively - Too Demure?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about date night at Magic Mike London, Violet's time in the medic tent at Taylor Swift Eras Tour, why everyone suddenly turned against Blake Lively and some very demure, very mindful odds and ends. We're not like the other girls. We don't do too much. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 16, 2024 • 49min
Furious
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about this week's celebrity breakup that took us all by surprise. (It's mean, but my job is to punch people in the face BUT WITH WORDS. A boxer won't be offended). Plus, listener letters about teen safeguarding and advice for last week's badminton coaches, 'why do we keep putting women in subcultures?', slutshamed by a slag, western Canada on fire, creepy tik tok and an exciting request from hip hop legend, Joe Budden. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 2024 • 34min
Internet Breaking
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the struggle to remember ten things today and coming back from the house with only a pickle sandwich instead of the ten things. We do NOT appreciate an interval at Peppa Pig Live, though it gave Katherine a chance to make a friend and fellow fan of full disclosure. The Olympics have gifted us with yet another viral moment from Paris where Rachel 'RAYGUN' Gunn represents Australia with a wild and wacky breaking performance. The 'she's only a little woman' defence doesn't sit right with us. Not at all. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 9, 2024 • 32min
Should I Raise My Baby With My Sugar Daddy?
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to deal with life's pesky problems as well as learning lots of new things from beloved listeners. This week, a woman was raised in a fringe catholic trad women cult, an OBGYN demystifies and debunks claims that Imane is not a woman, a listener suggest that GHOSTING may be a symptom of ADHD, a mom of boys offers support to another experiencing gender disappointment, a pregnant woman on a walk sends a beautifully articulate rage-filled message of praise, a badminton coach has trouble with teens, and a 23 year old wonders whether to raise her baby with her sugar daddy. Lucky for some....x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 7, 2024 • 29min
His Pole Vaulted His Dreams
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the marked tonal shift as the mainstream media who've long been very comfortable blatantly objectifying women's bodies on the front page are all of a sudden bulge-obsessed after years of pearl-clutching at the mere thought of a hefty member. Anthony Ammirati of Team France wishes he served a little less POLE and a little more VAULT last week as his Olympic dreams were dashed. Also, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, they're making a Britney Spears movie, and Robert Kennedy JR speaks openly about a mad prank with a baby bear. Plus, is Taylor Swift engaged? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 2024 • 43min
Can I Ban Dad's Mistress From His Funeral?
Katerine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to navigate life's dilemmas. Today, a woman wants to ban her father's mistress from attending his funeral, a listener wonders whether Violet has impacted wisdom teeth, the 'going down' guy goes MISSING, lots of people recommend s*x guru, Jenny Keane, someone is sick with the dreaded breakup hangover, a woman struggles with gender disappointment, a single mum feels miffed and alone in a sea of trash men, and a gal wonders whether her BF's secretweed habit is a sign of more lies to come. (It is). x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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