Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! (or just me) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Will Trump pardon Diddy? Elon Musk seems to be out of the White House and CROSS about it (or just on Ketamine). Will we ever see the Epstein files? Plus, your emails on Meg's passing, getting married at 20, and a reality star who won't pay his bills. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have been able to attend another Mighty Hoopla festival in Brixton. It's homophobic at this point and she won't take it anymore. Also, Katherine's recent interest in facelifts makes sense as she embarks upon a fat girl summer. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled on Kris Jenner's STUNNING new facelift, Katherine regrets commenting on it at all. Does she have a neurodivergence about being wrongly corrected or is she just a dick? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the British Government just to be arrested at the Lowry Hotel in Salford and held in a Manchester prison (lol). Also, Diddy trial updates that come with a severe trigger warning. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the news that Cheryl's son Bear will inherit Liam Payne's millions which is exactly what she would want in the deceased's posthumous position. Beyonce's girls, Blue Ivy and Rumi are on the Cowboy Carter Tour but should they be at home being kids? Bobby's musings on sport-adjacent topics have been of interest to Katherine lately even though she doesn't like sports. Donald Trump has inserted his opinion into the NFL draft and a very old Football Coach seems to be being BOSSED by a student-cheerleader he might doing her homework on a flight. Is this elder abuse or plain genius on her part? Plus, your letters on herpes, venting about marriage to a friend, and a barking man in an alleyway. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine is joined by BOBBY K and is Telling Everybody Erecting about their date night in London where they visited Mr Porter Steakhouse on Park Lane with some charming and talented Gen Zs before spending the night at beautiful Claridges Hotel. Bobby has specifically be asked on the podcast to discuss 56 year old multimillionaire Shannon Sharpe and the recent accusations against him made by a woman who can't yet legally drink in America. Plus, they didn't watch this series of CBB but even Katherine and Bobby have some thoughts on the JoJo Siwa drama. Plus, your letter about dumping a boyfriend for a colleague. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how even when disaster strikes, maybe the super religious people have got the right idea 'trusting God's timing'. The Easter Bunny is coming as the Ryan-Kootstras (but mostly Katherine) prepares to go OTT on yet another children's party that will have Bobby heading to the recycling centre. Katherine announces her EXCITING new podcast, 'What's My Age Again?' launching April 22nd where celebrities give her their actual blood to test their biological age. The Americans are at it again with their 'feminist' all-female space expedition to advertise commercial space travel and SNL comes under fire for mocking Aimee Lou Wood's teeth and Manchester roots. Katherine is surprised by press attention for her over-indulgent mention of her favourite recipe box company on a popular Sunday morning breakfast show but hopes people will understand that 'she was hungry'. Finally, a letter about a teacher's inappropriate relationship with a student. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.