

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oct 1, 2025 • 54min
Bobby's Micropeen, Tylenol and NFL
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 2025 • 40min
Legoland and Why You Can't Trust A Man With Numbers in His Name
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 15, 2025 • 1h 4min
Another Strictly Cheater, Charlie Kirk and WOMEN
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a clip where she talked about men casually cheating going viral for a second time. But why? OOooooohhh it seems YET ANOTHER MAN HAS MINDLESSLY CHEATED. Katherine congratulates him on getting ahead of the Strictly curse by cheating a whole three years BEFORE appearing on the show. Inspired. Also, we take a (mostly) unbiased and WHOLLY empathic look at the life, influence and murder of conservative political activist, Charlie Kirk. You might not have known much about him if you didn't have teenagers, so we break it down for the millennial moms and boomers alike. Plus, Katherine experiences a new phenomenon - being annoyed by WOMEN. Finally, your letters on a fat husband losing weight for his side chick and a future mother-in-law with no boundaries. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 2025 • 43min
Violet Joins to Discuss Taylor & Travis ENGAGEMENT
Katherine *AND VIOLET RYAN* are Telling Everybody Everything about 'The American Royal Wedding' also known as the engagement heard round the world as Travis Kelce pops the question to Taylor Swift. 'Your English Teacher and Your Gym Teacher are getting married'. This Swiftie Special has everything - from when and where they got engaged to the importance of full glam for the occasion. The Ring, Celeb Reactions, PreNups, The Takes, The Gaylord and Wild Wedding Speculations JAM PACK this episode with Taylor intel and just the right amount of Violet Ryan Gen Z spice. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 2025 • 52min
Cardi B in Court and The Bop House
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the ABYSMAL behaviour of the prosecution cross examining Cardi B on the witness stand over a 'verbal altercation' (that may have been assault) from 2018. Why has it taken so long to go to court? Why is Cardi even there in the first place? Why is this barrister allowed to ask whether she's DISABLED and why she has a wig on!? okkkurrrrrr? Also, The Bop House influencer collective claim to be earning up to two million dollars A MONTH each just by posting jailbait-y content to a thirsty market. What are these girls all about? Is theirs a smart business decision or creating an appetite for something BAD BAD BAD. Plus, your letters on friends for Bobby K, husbands going to see exotic dancers and a baby-trapped friend abroad. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2025 • 49min
Professional Father
Katherine is joined for part of today's episode by Bobby where they're Telling Everybody Everything about K-Fed's new memoir. What's with exes uniting this week? It's not just Britney's ex, but Katie Price also has former partners promising 'the truth' as women on social media leap to her defence. Plus, Violet and her teen cousins head off to Reading Festival with security to protect them, Katherine braces herself for WEEKS of family visits as everyone descends on London for Joanne's wedding, and the Daily Mail delights us with an adorable headline. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 2025 • 41min
Too Fit to Fly?
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about teen boundaries being broken abroad. Who's in the wrong when a parent's boundaries have been rewritten by the adults on the ground? Bobby and Katherine decide last minute to take the smaller kids away for a luxury holiday in Crète, and Katherine narrowly (or not-so-narrowly) makes it onto the flight home having forgotten she needed a fit-to-fly letter. Is luxury travel even possible with toddlers? Katherine wants to get into hotel management and fix a few bugs in that department. Also, a listener letter who questions which approach to take at her cousin's upcoming wedding: Queen of Serene or PETTY REVENGE. Katherine prepares for tonight's red carpet premiere and asks herself, 'What Would The Real Housewives of London Do?' x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 6, 2025 • 1h 7min
Lyme Disease With Bobby K
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's last minute plans to go on a holiday curated by expert planner, Bobby K. Bobby joins us to discuss a disgraced Christian Rock star, Brandy Glanville's miracle face cure, why he grew up terrified of Lyme's Disease and what swayed their decision to plan for an upcoming delivery at The Portland Hospital. Violet is spending the month in Canada under the strict supervision of party animal, auntie Kerrie. What could go wrong?? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 3, 2025 • 46min
Deadbeat Dads and Oasis
Katherine's Telling Everybody what she really thinks of a hot topic last week - 'Deadbeat Dads'! Also, Is Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau? We've also received SOOOOO many messages about reality star Sam Faiers letting her children build up a 'natural tolerance' to the sun rather than slathering them in SPF. Vogue magazine publishes its first AI model in a Guess advert and Katherine attends the OASIS concert at Wembley Stadium with friends from home. Will she ever dance again? Plus, a listener letter about getting in touch with an estranged and now sick sperm donor. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 2025 • 56min
Coldplay Nerd Alert
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.