

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 22, 2025 • 56min
Coldplay Nerd Alert
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her exciting cameo in 'The Bad Guys 2' coming to cinemas in the UK July 25th. She slags off the family a bit in press interviews, but obviously loves them enough to feel free to do so and explains WHY she said she would experience 'gender disappointment' with a baby boy. Katherine tried to attend a cervical smear this weekend and was rightfully turned away, and she gives advice to waitstaff on how to augment their tip by at least 20 percent. Plus. THAT COLDPLAY COUPLE caught on the jumbotron that everyone can't stop talking about. Is it too much for two nerds? Also, Late Night Chat Shows are FINISHED in America. What can we expect from television in the UK? Is there any chance of saving it? Plus, your letters on becoming the 4th baby mum, accessing therapy for children and dying your hair in pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 16, 2025 • 44min
Two Weeks Til Stalker, Epstein Files and Diabetic Barbie
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything by sharing your letters for the young woman faced with her stalker's release in August. What can she do to protect herself? Is the system broken or are the police at fault? What's her CCTV situation and digital footprint like? This week, the Ryan-Kootstras faced issues with the council and a hefty tax bill so admin was at the top of the list as they hosted guests and attended 'Just For One Day', the magnificent Live Aid Musical in the west end. Katherine's cannot BELIEVE that Lena Dunham's actual husband has only seen three episodes of GIRLS as 'Too Much' gets rave reviews on Netflix. Also, The Epstein files aren't coming out after all, but if it's any consolation, Bezos might be buying Vogue and Mattel releases a Barbie with type one diabetes. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 9, 2025 • 40min
The Cuck Chair
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's summer of sadness as trees are cut down and yet another online tradesman does him wrong. Katherine considers getting a fully reclining massage chair rather than a nursery chair and THERE'S ONE CHAIR that's got to go. Lauren Sanchez should write books to inspire side chicks, Katherine looked a mess at Mel B's wedding and P Diddy dodges many of the charges against him! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 25, 2025 • 49min
Stalker Being Released in August
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why we can't change all the words we don't like just because it hurts our feelings. We're sorry, but she's doubling down on sex workers being considered 'low status' in our society's current model, even though she respects them. MANY mums from the school and nursery went to see Chris Brown in concert this week and even brought along their teenaged daughters! 'But he has so many hits'......exactly. Importantly, a young woman from one of Katherine's tour shows reached out for help with the dilemma that her CONVICTED STALKER is being released into her community after repeatedly violating orders of protection and spending time in prison for harassing her. Can anything be done to protect her!? Also, Sabrina Carpenter is Man's Best Friend, Ricki Lake has a more budget-friendly facelift than Kris Jenner and Tattle gets exposed. Plus, a listener dilemma on how to manage hurt family feelings by getting eloped. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 2025 • 41min
Breastfeeding Rows and Fathers Day
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how nesting and admin go hand-in-hand. June is perhaps the busiest month in the Ryan-Kootstra diary and Katherine is managing the mental load of new schools, renovations, birthday parties, trips to New York and prom, all while still on tour and growing another baby. Poor Karen Millen popped on a breakfast show and answered a question about breastfeeding only to find herself cancelled by the granola moms online! Plus, what kind of toxic feminism have we found ourselves in when we're having babies and getting facelifts at the exact same time!!?! (or just me) x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 2025 • 55min
Bieber's Red Flags and THOSE PIES
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being influenced by an artisan pie maker's visit to a London bakery and planning the week around the acquisition of key lime, cherry bourbon, chocolate, and strawberry custard cream pies. Are pies the new sourdough? Also, Katie Price is a guest on Katherine's SCIENCE podcast 'What's My Age Again?' and Katherine can't quite believe the relentless public scrutiny of a woman she loves. Justin Bieber said to his wife that she would 'never be on the cover of Vogue' during an argument and publicly apologises but it seemed backhanded to us..... Will Trump pardon Diddy? Elon Musk seems to be out of the White House and CROSS about it (or just on Ketamine). Will we ever see the Epstein files? Plus, your emails on Meg's passing, getting married at 20, and a reality star who won't pay his bills. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 4, 2025 • 41min
Cancel Mighty Hoopla
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's upcoming prom and wondering why the 16 year olds themselves cannot be responsible for knowing so much as THE TIME AND DATE when Katherine herself literally hired security, crafted decorations, booked a DJ, did budgeting and made all the decorations for her own in 1999. It looks like she's back on the mum's group chat for three more weeks. (The mums are lovely lol). Bobby's got a yucky man in the family who's been predictably pathetic and his children are reaching out to express their disgust. Plus, Katherine is bummed not to have been able to attend another Mighty Hoopla festival in Brixton. It's homophobic at this point and she won't take it anymore. Also, Katherine's recent interest in facelifts makes sense as she embarks upon a fat girl summer. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 1, 2025 • 47min
RIP Meg Ryan
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the devastating loss of Megan and her early morning trip with Fred to deal with the consequences of that. It's very difficult to lose part of your family so be careful listening to this episode if you have or have lost a special pet. Also, your letters on wedding drama and divorce consolation/congratulations and Katherine's feelings on Cardi B's FINAL split from Offset who is asking for spousal support. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 2025 • 42min
Bobby's 9/11
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's gardening woes as an innocent trip to Costo is interrupted by a felled tree in the garden. Nobody exists in a vacuum of their own rights so Bobby and Katherine want to support all their neighbours in their pursuit of a dream home, but Katherine has no choice but to support her husband when it comes to his grass. It's been a week of Bobby K loyalty as the two have just retuned from a whirlwind ancestry trip to Friesland, the northern province in The Netherlands where Bobby's family are from. Plus, now the dust has settled on Kris Jenner's STUNNING new facelift, Katherine regrets commenting on it at all. Does she have a neurodivergence about being wrongly corrected or is she just a dick? x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2025 • 54min
Chris Brown, Diddy and Of COURSE I've Seen The Facelift
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family trip to Canada for the finale of Got Talent as well as FIVE tour shows in Ottawa, Montreal and Toronto. The fancy children did not enjoy their premium economy experience but some people don't want to see kids in business class anyway. 'A Private Audience with BK' has inspired Katherine and Bobby to never host another party as it's too much at once and a few mums took issue with Violet being left in London to write her GCSE exams. Violet stirred up controversy at home posting her thoughts on Chris Brown being granted a VISA by the British Government just to be arrested at the Lowry Hotel in Salford and held in a Manchester prison (lol). Also, Diddy trial updates that come with a severe trigger warning. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.