You Hate Movies

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

The culmination of 11 years, 11 franchises, and 21 films is here: Five dudes and two girls arguing about Avengers: Endgame. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, Super 8, Big Hero 6, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe

Horror maestro Jordan Peele returns to the director’s chair with another scary socio-political parable. But does the complicated weirdness of Us stick the landing? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Us and Get Out

Just when you thought DC and Warner Brothers couldn’t make a bigger mess, they arrive with Shazam!… and totally redeem themselves! Or has the bar just been set oh so low? Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, and a minor gag is spoiled for Deadpool 2

There’s a Marvel movie fronted by a female superhero, and people are either pretty excited or pretty upset. Behold, four more dudes and one more girl arguing about Captain Marvel. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Nikiforov, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Secret World of Alex Mack, Watchmen, Guardians of the Galaxy, Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Avengers: Infinity War

Nearly two decades after it began, M. Night Shamylan finally completes the Unbreakable trilogy with the final installment: Glass. But is the end result "classic Shamylan" in the good sense or the bad sense? Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Village, Brigsby Bear, The Happening, After Earth

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from February, 2019. Who is showing up for the Jumanji sequel, and who cares? Why does James Cameron love water so much? How does Abi feel about the blue Will Smith genie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Avengers: Infinity War

We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with highly anticipated 2019 movies. Faced with two 2019 options, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2018. Featuring: Abi Porter, Ivory Mobley, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: We’ve done our best to avoid spoilers, but minor or abstract spoilers may follow the movies mentioned. There are, however, certain spoilers for Sorry to Bother You, Game Night, Tully, First Reformed, and Hereditary.

Where does Creed II fits into the pantheon of Rocky greatness, and is Rocky IV is all it’s cracked up to be, or little more than an awesome training montage? Featuring: Josh Porter, Ivory Mobley, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Rocky Franchise.