
You Hate Movies
The podcast where casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles argue about movies. Our full catalog of episodes is available to stream and download at youhatemovies.com.
Latest episodes

Feb 13, 2017 • 51min
First Impressions: Green Room
Join a panel of hosts who believed Jeremy Saulnier’s tense punk rock thriller Green Room was the best movie of 2016, some hosts who liked it a little less, and someone seeing it for the first time.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: Green Room, Home Alone, 10 Cloverfield Lane, and District 9.

Feb 7, 2017 • 50min
Split
We can’t leave M. Night Shyamlan’s filmography alone! Join as we argue about the controversial directors possible return to form, Split.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: Split, The Visit, Unbreakable, The Sixth Sense, Signs, Lady in the Water, The Village, and The Happening.

Jan 30, 2017 • 43min
Best Movies Ever: Josh’s Top Ten
Who in the world cares about some host of You Hate Movies’ top 10 favorite movies of all time? Maybe you do! Who knows? Join as we celebrate and mock Josh’s all-time favorites.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: As we work our way through the ten, some spoilers may accompany the movies as they are listed.

Jan 23, 2017 • 58min
Masterpiece Theater: Children of Men
Good grief, we love Alfonso Cuarón’s dystopian masterpiece Children of Men. Listen to us fawn over it for an hour!
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, Tyler Hanns
Spoilers: Children of Men

Jan 10, 2017 • 2h 16min
Best Movies of 2016
Many felt as though 2016 was a sad year at the movies. With so much negativity in the world of film this year, how can one possibly select 10 movies to celebrate. You Hate Movies is here to lift your movie going spirits! Here are our top 10 favorite movies of 2016.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.

Jan 3, 2017 • 1h 18min
Movie News: Dec, 2016
Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from December, 2016. What is the Godzilla sequel called? Which role did David Bowie almost play in Lord of the Rings? Which movie was pirated most in 2016? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you, followed by our most anticipated movies of the fall.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: Star Wars Episode 7, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Godzilla, X-Men Apocalypse, American Psycho, Dallas Buyers Club, The Lost World, Rubber, Super Mario Brothers, Prometheus, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Dec 19, 2016 • 1h 28min
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
As if our previous seven episodes on Star Wars weren’t enough, here’s another one! Casual Star Wars fans to full-on fanatics debrief and argue about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: All Star Wars films, Jurassic World, Speed, The Sandlot, Godzilla (2014), Monsters, Terminator: Salvation, Captain America: The Winter Solider, Suicide Squad, Spaceballs, Fantastic Four (2015)

Dec 11, 2016 • 1h 9min
Home Alone vs. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
In this episode we’re hyped up on Home Alone excitement as we challenge a panel of hosts to Home Alone trivia, argue about which film is better—Home Alone or Home Alone 2: Lost in New York—and wrap things up with a special game of Home Alone Save or Kill.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Sarah Hanns, Tyler Hanns, with special appearances from Katie VanDomelen and Erik Peterson.
Spoilers: Home Alone, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Back to the Future, 101 Dalmatians (animated and live action), My Girl, Christmas Vacation.

Dec 6, 2016 • 46min
Save or Kill: Christmas Movies
We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with Christmas movies. Faced with two Christmas classics, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The holiday stakes are high! Who will survive?
Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Matt Hughes, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: Fred Claus, Home Alone, White Christmas, It’s a Wonderful Life, Silver Linings Playbook, Gremlins, Home Alone 2. When two choices are presented on the save or kill chopping block, it stands to reason spoilers may follow.

Nov 27, 2016 • 1h 48min
Best of Marvel Studios
Having redefined the possibilities of blockbuster franchise genre filmmaking, Marvel Studios is an enterprise unlike any other major film studio. With more than a dozen beloved pictures under their belt, we set out to rank the entire cinematic universe from best to worst.
Featuring: Abi Porter, Matt Hughes, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.
Spoilers: Every Marvel Studios movie, Ang Lee’s Hulk, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Spider-Man 2, Watchmen, The Count of Monte Cristo, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Deadpool, Uncle Sam, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, the Marvel Comisc Civil War storyline, and Star Wars: The Force Awakens.