You Hate Movies

Happy holidays to all casual movie goers, film lovers, and cinephiles! For the third year in a row, You Hate Movies is bringing a grand tradition from out of our homes and into your yuletide movie room: The 33 Days of Christmas Movies!

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we talk about the surprise hit of the summer and about who was clueless enough to bet on Transformers: The Last Knight. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns.  

Like most of the world, we saw the new adaptation of Stephen King’s "It." Listen to three hardcore fans of the novel sort out their feelings with two ladies who just learned about Pennywise this week. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter Spoilers: It, Marvel's Avengers, (and at the very end, with warning) The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Can you believe there are folks in the You Hate Movies camp who had never seen Sacha Baron Cohen’s mockumentary masterwork, Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan? Okay, it was just Bethany, but still! Listen as we revisit this unique moment in cinema and find out if Bethany Allen survived the shock. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Borat, and Hated: GG Allin & The Murder Junkies

We're playing Save or Kill once again, this time with beloved action films. Faced with two action flicks, which would you save if it meant killing the other? The stakes are high! Who will survive?  Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: When two Save or Kill options are listed, spoilers for those movies may follow.

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from August, 2017. What fate awaits the Transformers cinematic universe? How does Woody Harrelson describe the Han Solo spinoff? Is Bruce Willis sleeping through his new movie? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Death Wish trailer

Hey! Six films in, Spider-Man got his best movie! Let’s argue about it a bit. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: All Spider-Man movies, Superman, and Batman Returns,

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode is the grand finale: War for the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: War for the Planet of the Apes, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Logan, and the original 1968 Planet of the Apes.

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, District 9, Batman Begins, Alien Covenant, Batman v Superman, Congo

It’s Road to War for the Planet of the Apes! Join us as we argue and celebrate our way to the rebooted Planet of the Apes trilogy finale! This week’s episode, Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Josiah DePaoli, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Rise of the Planet of the Apes, The Planet of the Apes, Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes reboot, Forrest Gump, The Terminator