You Hate Movies

Our panel of expert cinephiles (and readers) have all read and seen Dune 2 and are fully prepared to offer praise, to nitpick, and to argue about whether or not Timothy Chalamet ruined the movie. Featuring: Abi Porter, Gavin Bennett, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

Glamorous! Who are you wearing? It's award season at You Hate Movies, and we have thoughts about the Oscars. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Your resident expert cinephiles reveal their top 10 movies of 2023, discussing their movie-watching habits, disappointments, and favorites. They share thoughts on 'Self Reliance' and 'Leave the World Behind,' explore action scenes in movies and video games, and review 'Barbie.' The speakers discuss Oscar nominations, social media power, and their favorite movies of 2023. They highlight 'Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning' and 'Godzilla minus one' for their enjoyable movie-going experience and unique focus. The podcast also analyzes 'The Iron Claw' as a family tragedy disguised as a wrestling film.

Join our expert cinephile panel as we rank the top five greatest cinematic depictions of Santa in movie and Christmas history! Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, Peter Hornberger, and Tyler Hanns

Longtime fans and a newcomer discuss Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem. Childhood memories, impact of Spider-Verse on animation, animation style, and favorite turtles discussed.

Well, all of us saw Oppenheimer, but only one of us saw Barbie. But that won't stop us from arguing about both!   Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Spanning four decades, nine movies, and two franchises, Rocky Balboa and Adonis Creed come head to head as we rank every Rocky and Creed movie from worst to best. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Matt Hughes, and Patrick Porter

What better way to end the year than with our top ten favorite movies of 2022? Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

Happy Halloween! It's time to complete David Gordon Green's Halloween quasi-reboot trilogy. Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, and Tyler Hanns

There’s still time to immerse yourself in Halloween through the power of movies. We’ll tell you how! Our panel of cinephiles has assembled their own respective Halloween movie recommendation lists. Featuring: Josh Porter, Levi Warren, Patrick Porter