The Kiss Me Quick's Erotica

Voodoo Dildo Part 1 Lisa is in a rut, has a dead end job with slight perks, works with knuckle-heads that are modestly entertaining, what else could she possibly need?   When an old Gypsy has something that Lisa cannot live without, how far will Lisa go to keep it?    Contact Info:  Website:  www.thekissmequicks.com Facebook:  The Kiss Me Quick's Twitter:  @RoseCaraway Email:  thekissmequicks@gmail.com

Voodoo Dildo Part 2 Lisa finds out the true cost of the perfect lover, in part two of 'Voodoo Dildo' Contact Info:  Website:   www.thekissmequicks.com Facebook:  The Kiss Me Quick's Twitter:  @RoseCaraway Email:  thekissmequicks@gmail.com

Outland 1313 Part One Betty has been stranded on Outland 1313 for over 100 days, surviving on nothing but meager stolen scraps, defending herself with whatever the landscape offers. She treks through torrential rainstorms and over an unforgiving volcanic landscape to sneak into the vile “Blood Hound’s” encampment for food. But today is different. Betty, possibly the only survivor of the surveyor spaceship called, The Scout, sees an opportunity to escape. A mining ship, being stripped of its oar and miners is a common occurrence on Outland 1313, but when Betty sees a miner making a daring escape, her own chances of survival instantly double. If she can just get him to safety. But there is one problem, while the mining ship had been under attack for several days, Travis was unable to take his prescribed inhibitors, and now his libido is coming back with a vengeance. Betty is forced to take the miner’s “problem” into her own hands. I’d like to thank the following Musical Artists Sunsearcher (Movie Rhythm)  Chris Zabriskie (Take off and shoot a zero) The Meaner (Turn your lights out) Culprate (Mars) Grapes (Bars) Flex Vector(the Beat Goes on) Jan Morgenstern ( Snow Fight, Finding Scales-Chicken Run, The Ziggurat, Expedition, Dragon Blood Tree, Cave Fight Lament, Cerceling Dragons, Trailer Music) And the feature Credits song ‘Journey to the moon’ by DJ Code A special thanks to Jan Morgenstern. His music did most of the heavy lifting on this episode. Thanks to Cleis press for bringing us ‘Frosting First’ I’d also like to thank the Author of ‘Frosting First’ Lana Fox. She can be found at lanafox.com I’d like to send out my love and Respect to, my friend, Lucy Malone. She is amazing. Her sultry voice can be found in Amazon, Audible, and iTunes just type Lucy Malone in the search bar.  And while you’re in Audible, Amazon, or iTunes go ahead and throw Rose Caraway in the search bar as well. You can contact me  Email- thekissmequicks@gmail.com Web- thekissmequicks.com Twitter- @RoseCaraway Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/kiss.me.quicks If you liked what you heard and want more, please, please, please subscribe, rate and leave a nice little comment in iTunes This show has been hanging out on the top in iTunes and that is directly because of you guys, please keep it up. Thanks everyone for listening and supporting "The Kiss Me Quick’s" podcast. I Love all of you.  See you soon!

Today's episode features a story written by author, Chase Morgan, who also contributed a story in The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica as well other of my anthologies. Today's story is a terrifically silly Sasquatch story. When you are done listening to the episode here, and want more from Chase Morgan, just click here, let him know over at his Facebook page. He'd love to say hi! The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Audobook! Geti it right here-http://bitly.com/Dirty30Audiobook Check out my Bawdy Story telling video where tell you my true sex story! Check out Libidinous Zombie my new erotic horror project. #LZ #8Authors For More Aural Pleasure Go To- http://j.mp/carawayaudiobooks Contact Rose Phone- (202) 810-5477 Web- thekissmequicks.com Email- thekissmequicks@gmail.comFacecbook- https://www.facebook.com/rose.caraway.7 Twitter- @RoseCaraway  

Today's story is, "Close Enough" written by the truly talented Raziel Moore. Download The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 1 audiobook, or Ebook! http://bitly.com/Dirty30AudiobookRead more at http://kisstherose.libsyn.com/#zPPvcEqXeZZcpAqV.99 Contact Raziel Moore https://eroticwriter.wordpress.com/Twitter-@_Monocle_Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/raziel.moore?fref=ts Rose Caraway’s “Digits” Web- thekissmequicks.comor search Rose Caraway on Facebook and Twitter.Or you can call the Voice Mail Line at(202) 810-5477 or  (202) 810-kiss For more sexy talk just got to- http://j.mp/carawayaudiobooks

I adore Malin's imagination, and I know that you do too. Her work has been featured on the KMQ show before, including; Bound/Unbound, Christmas Yet To Come and Barcelona (Barcelona is one of her contributions to The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30 Vol.1 antho). If you are interested in getting to know Malin a little more, head over to The Sexy Librarian's Blog-cast. She stopped by the studio for a chat. We discussed her writing, talked about why she writes, what she gets out of it and her hopes for her readers. You can catch our conversation here: Inside The Erotica Author's Studio with Malin James.Download The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Vol. 1 audiobook, or Ebook! http://bitly.com/Dirty30Audiobook  Check out my Bawdy Story telling video where tell you my true sex story! Malin James can be found on: MalinJames.comTwitter: @MalinMJamesFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Malin-James/548595601888169?fref=ts Subscribe to “The Sexy Librarian’s Erotica Blog-cast” in iTunes http://bit.ly/SexyLibrarianBlog-cast Contact Rose Phone- (202) 810-5477Website- thekissmequicks.comFacebook- https://www.facebook.com/rose.caraway.7Twitter- @RoseCaraway @theKMQ Get The Sexy Librarian’s Dirty 30 Audiobook!http://bitly.com/Dirty30Audiobook   For More Sexy Stories with Rose Caraway go tohttp://j.mp/carawayaudiobooks

Alright you sexy Lurid Listeners, here is another sexy story, just for you! Today I have Alegra Verde's Alien Sex, as featured in The Sexy Librarian's Dirty 30, Vol.1. Wouldn't you just love it if a hotty came knocking on your front door in the middle of the night? Yeah, I knew you'd like the sound of that! And, you know, when your done listening--head over to Audible. If you sign up with them you will get this sexy audiobook for free! If you've already gotten your Dirty 30 on, well, being The Sexy Librarian that I am...I've got another hot audiobook waiting for ya. Eddie The Auger Harley is live in Audible, and let me tell you--he's been waiting for a long time, so you know he'll be real good to you this weekend.                           And, don't forget to subscribe to the KMQ podcast for more FREE Erotica! If you haven't yet, please subscribe to The Sexy Librarian's Blog-cast! This is where Big Daddy and I chat with many of today's hottest, smartest, sexiest Erotica Authors! Plus, Big Daddy gave the podcast a beautiful makeover! Check it out! Remember, The KMQ and SL podcasts are FREE podcasts! **Attention Erotica Authors!!! I have a new call for submissions out, right now! Check the details here: "Tonight, She's Yours"

Today I have my very first Fan-Fic piece, based on Silvester Stallone's The Expendables. I have always had a soft place in my heart for 80's Action Adventure movies. But, they always seemed to be missing one element--sex. So, I have taken it upon myself to create my own version. I do hope you enjoy. I've constructed this story in the same fashion as the movies are. Action, tension, guns, cliches, and of course my favorite element--erotica. I've also dropped my own easter eggs, as Stallone did in his original movies--my little call-backs to some memorable movies or characters that I have a special love for.   Here is the cast of my erotic-action-adventure:   Barney Ross: Silvester Stallone Lee Christmas: Jason Statham Gunner: Dolf Lungren Tool: Mickey Rourke Hail Caesar: Terry Crews Crenna: My added character   I'd like to thank the following musical artists: Tom Fahy Kai Engel Jan Morgenstern Jo Dexter Britain Docks Nine Inch Nails Fancy Mike And the feature Credit song Middle Aged Youth by The Flesh Lights.   Get your copy of The Sexy librarian's Dirty 30 Audiobook! http://bitly.com/Dirty30Audiobook

Nevae finally gets the king where she wants him, only to find some unexpected guests. For more of Rose Caraway's sexy stories - http://j.mp/carawayaudiobooks   Special Thanks to these musical artists Podington Bear BOPD Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Marcel Pequel  Cancelled Chris Zabriskie Jan Morgenstern Dustmotes Johnny Ripper Music by Motzart, Beethoven, Edvard GriegCourtesy of audionautix.com   The feature credits song "All the Ice King Wants for Christmas" by Jonathan Mann For more sexy talk come visit me at Audible Contact Rose Phone# (202) 810-5477Email thekissmequicks@gmail.comWeb – thekissmequicks.comFacebook - https://www.facebook.com/rose.caraway.7Twitter - @RoseCaraway   For more of Rose Caraway's sexy stories - http://j.mp/carawayaudiobooks

This episode features two great stories Plasticity by Salome Wilde Terminal Affair by Allen Dusk For more sexy talk just search "Rose Caraway" in Amazon, iTunes, and Audible.You can reach me at my Voicemail line (202) 810-KISS Email me at thekissmequicks@gmail.com Web – thekissmequicks.com Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/rose.caraway.7 Twitter - @RoseCarawayI'd like to thank the following musical artists.  Alex Beroza Antony Raijekov Azoora Chris Zabriskie Docks Flex Vector Grapes Nomina  Subliner  Culprate Avidd Jahzzar and the feature credits song Pocket Zombie by Flex Vector I'd like to thank Salome Wilde for bringing us Plasticity Salome Wilde can be found at salandtalerotica.comShe can also be found on twitter @SalomeWilde Which I highly recommend. She's hilarious. I'd also like to thank my good friend Lucy Malone for narrating PlasticityShe can be found at fromlucyslips.wordpress.comTwitter @LucyMalone69She's got a lot of sexy audio books in Audible and iTunes just search Lucy Malone Extra special Thank you to the Uber-talented Allen DuskHe can be found at allendusk.com Or on twitter @Allen_DuskSearch Allen Dusk in Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Smashwords, and soon Audible and iTunes (hint-hint) I do hope you guys enjoyed today's show  You can reach me at my Voicemail line (202) 810-KISSthekissmequicks.comFacebook at Rose Caraway Twitter @RoseCaraway& email- thekissmequicks@gmail.com Please remember guys, the KMQ is like the National Public Radio for sexy talk.Please Support this show and keep these stories coming by going to iTunes and Audible and searching Rose Caraway and buying an audio book. All of our support comes directly from you guys. And...After you've purchased that Audio Book, be sure to give it a lovely rating in Audible and/or iTunes and send me an email me at thekissmequicks@gmail.com to receive my new Audio Book “Tool: Eddie the Auger's Mis- Adventures in Porn” written and narrated by me FOR FREE!!! The KMQ is produced by “Big Daddy” Dayv Caraway Ok everybody, See you soon!