
They're Just Movies
Each week our small group of nerds sits down for a not-so-serious, SPOILER-FILLED chat about the movies you love.
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Jan 15, 2021 • 1h 42min
LotR: The Return of the King - I AM NO MAN!
There's no denying Peter Jackson's final Lord of the Rings film is a triumph...but how does it stack up against Fellowship and Two Towers- and can the upcoming Amazon Prime series possibly compete?
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Jan 8, 2021 • 1h 25min
Soul - Pixar's never done THIS before...
Soul is Pixar's tentpole film for 2020 (sorry, Onward) and stars Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey in what may be the least for-kids movie Pixar's ever made.
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Dec 31, 2020 • 1h 20min
Wonder Woman 1984 - DC Does it Again...
The 'Critics discuss DC Comic's Wonder Woman 1984 (WW84), the first movie to be simultaneously released in theaters and the HBO Max streaming platform.
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Dec 24, 2020 • 1h 27min
LotR: The Two Towers - MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
The 'Critics discuss the second Lord of the Rings movie (extended edition) and - in a special segment at the end - their favorite Christmas movies!
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Dec 17, 2020 • 1h 48min
The Dark Knight Rises - I WAS BORN IN THE DARK
The final film in Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, Rises is a big, ambitious, messy conclusion to one of the greatest superhero franchises of all time.

Dec 12, 2020 • 1h 50min
LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring - AND MY AXE!
This is Part 1 of our coverage of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings franchise! The 'Critics discuss the merits of the theatrical vs extended releases, and the ways in which the movie is better than the book!

Dec 10, 2020 • 1h 14min
Mank - Only Smart People Like this Movie
The 'Critics discuss David Fincher's new movie 'Mank'- written by his father Jack Fincher about a legendary screenwriter's journey writing Citizen Kane. Is it a work of art...or an impenetrable snoozer? That depends who you ask...

Nov 27, 2020 • 1h 18min
Mortal Kombat - featuring Linus Sebastian
The 'Critics and special guest Linus from Linus Tech Tips argue over whether Mortal Kombat (1995) is campy on cringe on purpose or if that's just how the 90's looked.
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Nov 20, 2020 • 1h 28min
The Dark Knight - I'M NOT WEARING HOCKEY PADS
The 'Critics discuss - possibly the best comic book movie ever - Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight. Heath Ledger's joker amazed audiences, while Christian Bale's incomprehensible Batman voice spawned hundreds of hilarious parodies that we're still thankful for.
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Nov 13, 2020 • 1h 11min
No Country for Old Men - Is this country getting WORSE?
No Country for Old Men swept the Oscars in 2007 despite being up against films like There Will be Blood and Zodiac. But is it better (or even different from) the Coen Brothers' previous classic, Fargo?
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