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Apr 5, 2024 • 1h 53min
Episode 257 | The Steel Rod Pod
I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apology (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him getting made fun of (47:37). Let's react to the PartyNextDoor album cover and Metro Boomin claiming his iCloud was hacked (53:00). Also, Mal claims he doesn’t have an iCloud. G Dep is free which leads to a learning moment for the crew about the classic Dostoevsky novel (1:10:49). The women’s college basketball tournament keeps getting better (1:14:51). We recap the games last week and predict the upcoming ones. It’s time for voicemails and we have a callback! This leads to a discussion about carnival games (1:30:10). We miss the interlude days in music. We go over our favorite ones (1:43:59). Mal predicts Drake will respond this weekend (1:48:32). We cover how we think Dreamville Fest will go. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apr 2, 2024 • 2h 14min
Episode 256 | Reality TV Is A Lie
Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you.” (54:18) Then we debunk more right wing scare propaganda regarding Easter. Demaris presses Mal about the Drake clip and him getting killed on the timeline all weekend (1:00:34). The clock keeps ticking and all we have are more IG captions. Let’s talk about music that was actually released. We give Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ a review and speculate on the genre of Act III (1:17:27). It’s the biggest day in women’s basketball history. By the time this releases the winners will be determined but we discuss the rematch, Iowa v.s. LSU. (1:38:31) Rory has an issue with Chloe cozying up next to Gunna and Eminem plays an April Fool’s prank. It’s time for voicemails! We answer two fun ones today (1:50:16). Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 29, 2024 • 2h 43min
Episode 255 | A Mule On The Wall
We picked a great week to plan a vacation. Before we get into the big stories we cover the DC show and the fight that broke out. After the show everyone went on vacation. Demaris was throwing cheeks in Turks and Rory was in Miami taking helicopter rides over Diddy’s house. Diddy’s homes were raided and we predict what’ll happen to everyone involved (15:02). If you missed our three hour Twitter Spaces (available on YouTube) we get into the short term aftermath of Kendrick’s verse (56:38). When will everyone respond and who will come out on top? Unfortunately, the real victim here is Big Sean (1:54:59). While we were recording Ye decided to post on Instagram and comment on the current beef (2:09:16). We briefly talked about Beyonce’s album (2:14:45). Then it’s time for the guys to make fun of Julian’s pen game again (2:19:10). It’s time for our voicemail (2:23:49). We try to help our guy get out of the game and get a girl. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 26, 2024 • 1h 43min
Episode 254 | Friends With Benefits
Post pandemic NY hits differently. The city is full of dogs. We reminisce over our first gaming systems as kids and how to properly diagnose our friends' learning disabilities (7:32). Rory shares a very specific story about a kid who went to high school with him. We take an early voicemail about boundaries being tested (22:59). This leads to a very personal conversation about half siblings. We take another voicemail about hooking up with an old fling following a divorce (51:15). We learn when the team first smashed a white girl. When does a friend with benefits no longer quality as fwb? We break down the rules and establish our parameters (1:05:43). Our final voicemail is a callback about supporting another YouTube content creator (1:25:08). Speaking of content, go subscribe to Julian & Demaris’s instagram subscription pages. We end up talking about why we can’t come around to filming ourselves. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholasThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/rorymal and get on your way to being your best self! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 22, 2024 • 1h 58min
Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool
We’re joined today by our dear friend Kevin F*cking Clancy from Barstool Sports. We have a rolling start and get right into conspiracies: we cover the classics and a couple current ones. Then we talk about life before podcasting and how we choose our social handles (19:12). We discuss the anomaly that is Elon Musk (28:12). This leads to a conversation about fan culture, the jersey buying days, and other early 2000s fashion trends (37:14). Well unfortunately we live in a sick world. Nickelodeon turned out to ruin a whole bunch of childhoods. We cover the recent doc and the nasty entertainment industry culture (48:12). We apply Rory’s “shirt in the pool” logic. Sidebar, Harvey W. had a mangled piece that we clown(1:13:40). We send our condolences to Flaco (NY’s favorite owl) Should Amber Rose be paid for being a muse (1:21:36)? And why has Rory been audited three times? It’s time for voicemails (1:37:23). We get into divorce culture and how to handle a break up. Tune in as the team & KFC discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 22, 2024 • 2h 23min
Episode 252 | Money, Powder, Respect
New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the summer and if rappers can rap about violence/drugs and still have their integrity. We review Justin Timberlake’s album and cover the change in club culture (1:08:14). We miss the good old days. Speaking of old days, Julian shares an old Palooza story with the guys that leaves Rory speechless (1:25:48). Kanye lashes out at Kai Cenat for his unfavorable review of his oversized sweatpants (1:32:52). It’s time for voicemails (1:48:11). Rory goes on a tangent about ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ and asks for help to line up the proper thr**some. For our second voicemail we did a lot of editing. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 15, 2024 • 2h 5min
Episode 251 | Prose & Consequences
We’re stressed out. Rory and Demaris were on the Discord Wednesday night holding a Def Poetry Slam. Mal takes this as an opportunity to bring up Julian’s new photography instagram account (14:04). This amount of laughing from this segment caused Mal to walk off set to gather himself. Once the funnies settle we get to the “beef”. Recently Consequence took shots at the guys on another podcast. Rory & Mal use this time to clear the air (with receipts) (28:50). Speaking of receipts, Yes Julz was fired from YZY for allegedly failing to abide by an NDA. We provide how mismanaged this situation has been and the odd type of work environment Ye must create (49:29). This reminded Rory and Julian of being put in the middle of label, manager, and artist drama. In corny news, Gilbert Arenas & Swaggy P felt compelled to reminisce on Draya for no apparent reason(1:08:39). It’s time for voicemails (1:20:46). We answer a riddle called all the way from Australia. For the second voicemail, listening once wasn’t enough. We replay it, take notes, and comment throughout for this wild scenario. This phone call starts a really fun conversation to take us into the weekend. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 12, 2024 • 2h 14min
Episode 250 | International Women’s Day
This one goes out to all the women. Especially the pioneers like Draya. Yes, Draya and Jalen Green are expecting a daughter. We discuss the origin of Women’s History Month which leads into women on women conflict (12:26), LSU vs. South Carolina (16:36). In other basketball news, LeBron was cozied up courtside (21:08). Then Mal corrects Rory about a recent interview which led to a conversation about us going on other people’s podcasts (27:11). Are podcasters celebrities (39:42)? Shaun King is definitely a celebrity…he’s also muslim (conveniently in time for Ramadan) (47:42) Well it’s official…North West is taking the reins from Kanye and releasing an album (54:08). We speculate who she’ll diss (Adonis/Willow Smith) among other things. Then the guys provide an update on Dame’s standing with Rockafella (1:06:24). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:23). Both voicemails today revolve around a heavy conversation, but like always we find humor in them. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 8, 2024 • 2h 10min
Episode 249 | Fly On The Wall
We have great news everyone…Rory & Mal hangout outside of the pod! Before we get into that we divert to talk about how bad b*tches ruined our favorite spots . Anyway, the guys hit the studio together and Mal quickly has criticism for Rory (9:00). We break down Rory’s studio swag, or lack thereof. We decide to take another voicemail early in the episode where we learn about each other's career/personal milestones (29:25). Anyone check on Ryan Garcia? We get into the depths of this conspiracy (47:17) which leads us to another conspiracy regarding Matt Rife (57:42). Then we discuss Nelly’s comments about the competitiveness of hip-hop in the 2000s (1:08:00). We discuss how certain lyrics/shows shaped us as kids (1:16:00). It’s time for more voicemails (1:48:24). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, Vegas culture, Bryson Tiller, South Park, & Joe Rogan.Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 5, 2024 • 2h 16min
Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness
We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.