New Rory & MAL

This week on New Rory & Mal, the guys recap the Nicki Minaj vs Dez Bryant Twitter battle, debate if Will.I.Am. has a point saying that Black Thought is better than Jay-Z, preview the new Bryson Tiller EP, and Offset affirms Mal's take that Drake put the Migos on #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got Offset on the pod for a very special bonus episode to talk how he got a bunch of doppelgängers to pull off a stunt in Times Square, guess whether lyrics were written by Sabrina Carpenter or Future, and explain why the Migos would wipe everyone in a Verzuz #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the pod noticing the WNBA dildo bandits are still at it smh (2:20). What does Chris Paul showing up in Mal's dreams REALLY mean? (10:15) Beyonce vs Michael Jackson has been circulating around social media (21:25), but we know it ain't really a competition. We preview new music Friday with album releases from JID, Gunna, and Bryson Tiller (27:30). Rory says Howard Stern has nobody but to blame but himself for SiriusXM cancelling his show (1:12:45). Plus, a pair of voicemails lead to conversations about our biggest red flags in a potential partner's family, and what a Rory & Mal NYC Mayoral platform would look like (1:25:20) #volume *TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY BASED ON ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Legendary comedian Gary Owen checks in with Rory and Mal to talk how he cheated his way into Comic View, making the leap from standup comedy to the big screen, why he decided to get married again after a very public divorce #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back fresh off the weekend where the crew went to WWE's SummerSlam together (8:30). Not a single person had a Nicki Minaj-Dez Bryant Twitter War on their 2025 Bingo Card (23:55). Rory got his money on Gillie Da Kid if he were to ever box Johnny Manziel (28:35). Mal doesn't feel it's a hot take to think DJ Quik is on Dr. Dre's level (35:15) Mal doesn't believe that Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish had a child together and that this has to be the simulation we're living in (55:10). Plus, we place our bets on the color of the next dildo to grace the court during a WNBA game (1:10:25), and Rory and Mal give Demaris advice on how to shop for a man (1:40:10). #volume  *TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY BASED ON ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on New Rory & Mal we hit on the Tea app's data breach, Rory and Mal get the 9-spot on this year's Complex Hip Hop Media Power Rankings, Demaris and Mal debate if the show "Martin" was colorist, and Jade Cargill stops by before her championship match at SummerSlam #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got a bonus Friday episode for the Fam. Rory and Mal are joined by WWE Superstar Jade Cargill to preview her SummerSlam title match vs Tiffany Stratton, and get a few lessons on what it takes to become a WWE Superstar. #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made some waves on social media with our last episode, so we had to give Baby D props for holdin' it down for the pod (8:30). It looked for a second like Gilbert Arenas was about to see some serious jail time until he snitched (13:25). ESPN fired Shannon Sharpe because he couldn't stay away from young women (22:00). Let that be a lesson to everyone. Mal doesn't believe the new YouTube Monthly Listener statistics (30:42). Plus, Rory and Mal try their best to be excited about Chance The Rapper's new album (50:35), Demaris and Mal debate whether Ari Lennox had a point in implying Martin was colorist (59:00), and "De" calls back to update us on her situation and call out Rory (1:50:55) #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter Rosenberg checks in with Rory and Mal to discuss Complex's Hip Hop Media rankings, Kanye West's fall from grace, and Peter's perspective on Hulk Hogan's death as an avid wrestling fan #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shout out to us for grabbing the number 9 spot on Complex's 2025 Hip-Hop Media Power Rankings. That still didn't stop us from getting honest about a few people who made it (8:24). Demaris has something to say to lames who wanna play nice in Rory and Mal's face, but act funny behind their backs (45:50). Plus, Freddie Gibbs went nuts on Alfredo 2 (54:10), the Tea App gets hacked (1:08:30), and what would Demaris would've done to see a Destiny's Child reunion? (1:16:37) # volume   ** TIMESTAMPS MAY VARY DUE TO ADVERTISEMENTSSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.