Blocked Party

merritt k (writer) joins the show for the very first time to discuss a rare Bluesky block from video game developer and noted weirdo Brianna Wu. Do not assume the moon is or isn't a tactical battleground. In addition to discussing the moon we also discuss Canada, as merritt has moved back home and that leads to talks of Doug Ford's "Buck a Beer" campaign strategy, No Frills commercials, the racist Trader Joe's logos, catnip, and Dan gets in trouble from his landlord, who watched the show on YouTube and saw something he didn't like. Plus, merritt gets in trouble from zoomers for a tweet, JD Vance visits a donut shop, and babies apparently can't say the word popsicle.If you want a sweet treat, why don't you head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where we have tons of them! For just $5/month, you'll get THREE bonus episodes every single month, plus access to our entire back catalogue, access to our Discord, merch discounts, ad-free episodes, AND MORE! Last week, Lane Moore joined us for another great Word Up! episode about the horrible things happening on Cameo, and this week, Libby Watson triumphantly returns to discuss an insane block John had to mete out after an insane Jeopardy! fan came after him and Emily. Don't miss out!merritt k is a writer who is currently working on a video game called Fledgling Manor. You can sign up for the mailing list to get all the news about it over at insecretplaces.com. You can also follow merritt on Twitter at @merrittk.This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy hell! Kick us into a pit, we've reached Episode 300! Nick Wiger (Doughboys) joins us to celebrate almost six years of this show by getting blocked by a right-wing-leaning account for telling them straight up that their hero died jacking off. Thankfully we don't die on this episode as we debut our brand-new theme song (thanks to the wonderful Howell Dawdy) and get into the Despicable Me/Minions franchise, which of course, leads to a wide-ranging Rule 34 discussion. It wouldn't be Episode 300 without it. Plus, Wiger details how a book has helped him mostly quit social media, JD Vance brags that he's starting the new Entourage, and our friend Josiah has some fun with the entire country of Australia thanks to a Bluey tattoo tweet.If you wanted to get a tattoo of our show...please don't. But! That probably means you are a big fan, and you should maybe think about donating to us over at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every month! This week, Lane Moore rejoins the show for another instalment of Word Up!, where we find the worst that Cameo [dot] com has to offer. It's a great time and you won't wanna miss it. We also have ad-free episodes, a Discord, and more, so donate today!Nick Wiger is a podcaster whose two pods, Doughboys and Get Played, are available now wherever you get your podcasts.This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does your underwear smell of poop? If it does, you might be the guy who blocked Chris after an exchange on Twitter borne out of some of the horrible stuff happening in the UK right now. That's right, Chris James (comedian) is finally back on a main episode and we predictably have a lot of fun as we discuss the audio editing of Chris' podcast "Guys", menial jobs, sex underwear, and a weirdo sneaks backstage at a Comedy Bang! Bang! show. Plus, Chris uses an alt account to troll some British nutjobs, Stefan just learns about the Hawk Tuah girl, and Joe Rogan has a brand-new comedy special. Chris also misses a lot of basketball shots.If you want to MAKE a great shot, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the show, because it's all buckets, baby. We've got three new bonus episodes a month. We've got ad-free episodes. We've got our entire back catalogue. We've got merch discounts. We've got a Discord. It's all waiting for you. Last week, our pal Dead Blossom Jesse joined the show to finally finish off all the mailbag questions for our historic 50th Blocked Bag, and next week, we go back to the Cameo well to see what our crazy celebrity friends are up to. Don't miss it!And of course, we are going LIVE in a couple months' time with Top Three Weekend II! Live from the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver on October 11 and 12, Chris will be there, Bryan Quinby will be there, and we hope you will be too! Guys, Blocked Party, and Not Even a Show, what a weekend! Weekend passes are on sale now at bit.ly/top3weekend. Don't delay!Chris James is a comedian and podcaster whose podcast, Guys, is available now wherever you get your pods. His long-running YouTube prank show, Not Even a Show, is also available on YouTube. You can follow him on Twitter at @thecjs.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam Burns (comedian) joins the show for the first time to tell us about a hot tip that he received that the Facebook group for the small town of Woodstock, Ontario, was a happening time...and about how he got blocked from that Facebook group. It's a real "remember some times" episode as we discuss X-rated video games, games that are banned from Twitch, Outlaw Golf, Grand Theft Auto, smoking weed in college, and Sam tells us how he randomly ended up seeing the Michael Jackson concert documentary film "This Is It". Plus, Sam gives us an update on his Facebook feed, Republicans are being weird about being called weird, and John relives an old, funny viral tweet.If you want to relive a bunch of old tweets (and moments) with us, then head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and support the show! For $5/month, you'll get THREE new bonus episodes every month, PLUS you get immediate access to our entire back catalogue of bonus content, totalling some 200 episodes. What a deal! Last week, Demi Lardner joined us as we attempt to clear out every mailbag question we've ever been asked in our 50th mailbag, and this week, our friend Dead Blossom Jesse returns to help us finish the job. Also: ad-free episodes, merch discounts, Discord access, and MORE! Check it out!REMINDER: Blocked Party is going LIVE once again this fall! Bryan Quinby and Chris James are joining us for Top Three Weekend II, with "Guys" going live for the first time, "Word Up!" going live for the first time, and live episodes of Blocked Party and Not Even a Show rounding out the weekend. It's October 11th and 12th at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver and we hope you'll join us! Weekend passes available now at bit.ly/top3weekend.Sam Burns is a comedian and his first special, "LMNOP", is out NOW on his YouTube. You can also follow him on Instagram at @samsamburns.This episode is available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Raft (comedian/musician) has returned to the show for another wild ride, as we learn about how they got blocked by the infamous Foodgod, a consort of the Kardashians, who blocked Raft for writing a poem about him. Very rude. The episode, let's be honest, is also rude too, as we discuss napkin bibs, fish sandwiches, our dream fast food meals, night cereal, and yes, poop and Raft's recent top surgery. Plus, we meet a guy whose whole deal is awkwardly singing at celebrities, MLB player Reese McGuire gets called out for jacking off in his car in a Dollar Tree parking lot, and JD Vance is a really huge weirdo. If you want some more weirdo content, head on over to our Patreon, support the Blocked Boys, and get tons of extra content. One click at patreon.com/blockedparty and you'll have access to THREE bonus episodes every single month, including this month, as we clear out every mailbag question ever asked that we didn't get to on the first 49 mailbag episodes. Racquel Belmonte joined us last week for Part I, and Demi Lardner joins us this week for Part II! It's a doozy! Check it out.AND we are going LIVE for only the second time ever, and Guys and Not Even a Show are joining us. October 11 and 12 in Vancouver, we'll be live at the Biltmore Cabaret for 4 shows in what promises to be an amazing weekend. Tickets are on sale now at bit.ly/top3weekend.Raft is a comedian and musician whose new music project, Yellowstar, is online and crushing it over on Instagram at @yellowstarmusic. You can follow Raft there at @caitraft.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Howell Dawdy (musician) returns to the show with a familiar tale of getting banned from Twitter for too many DMCA strikes, but what isn't familiar is that many of those strikes came from one source: the rapper Eminem. Howell takes us down a road of terrible mashups and horrible parody songs as we discuss our new theme song, plastic straws, our favorite pies, and we learn about the guy who is in love with his car. Like, sexually. Plus, Howell introduces us to the social director of a Florida golf course, Sammy Hagar loves tornadoes, and a tattoo artist has a bizarre interaction with a potential customer.If you want to hear more of our bizarre (but great!) interactions, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the damn show! Just $5/month gets you THREE bonus episodes every month, including this week, as Racquel Belmonte makes her triumphant return to the show to celebrate our 50th mailbag with a full clean-out of our old, unanswered mailbag questions. There were so many that this is just Part 1! Speaking of old episodes, your donation immediately gets you our entire back catalogue of 150+ episodes, ad-free episodes, and more! So check it out!Howell Dawdy is a musician and comedian whose latest album, "I Need Some Help" is available now wherever you get your music. "Mexican Coke" is the song of the summer. You can also find him multiple times a week at twitch.tv/bighowelldawdy.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Weldon (comedian) returns to the show to tell us about the time Jeff Ross blocked him after he clearly name-searched his own name and didn't like what he found. You probably remember why that might be. We remember lots of stuff on this show, including the Oilers and Hawk Tuah girls having their moments, the UK holding their elections, Vancouver's bad mayor, and Stefan and John prepare for their annual hockey pool trip, and Will really hates Bill Maher. Plus, Will gets suspended on Twitter, John is checking in on Book Twitter, and Mikey Miles has a truly horrendous new video.If you want to see some other horrendous videos (and laugh at them with us), then you can donate to the show at patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every single month. This past week, Stefan dipped into the archives to share his block by a parody account of the show The Newsroom, and Christine Bortolin came along for the ride. Plus, we have ad-free episodes, merch discounts, and a lot more! Don't delay!Will Weldon is a comedian whose brand-new podcast, "I Hate Bill Maher", is out now. John has been a guest already and it's a delight. You can follow him on Instagram at @oldmanweldon.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alex Berr (comedian) is probably the smartest guest in the show's history, as she has a Ph.D. in Biomedical Engineering but also has muted just about every person's stories and posts on Instagram that she follows so it restricts her app use. She has "blocked" Instagram. It's impressive, and so is this episode, as John screws a bunch of stuff up, Alex joins a secret society, and Stefan talks about Cuckold Night on Go Off Kings, which leads us to go way deep on gimp masks and weird pet items. Plus, we discuss the carnivore diet, Stefan gives us a Joey update where he has an actually funny tweet, and speaking of tweets, John goes viral for an observation he makes in London and gets Dutchposted.If you want to learn about Dutchposting and many other brilliant concepts, you can head on over to our Patreon and donate to the show. Help the Blocked Boys, do some learning, it's a beautiful thing. For your $5 donation, you'll get THREE bonus episodes every single month. This week, fan fave Christine Bortolin is back on the show discussing the time Stefan got blocked by the guy pretending to be Will McAvoy from The Newsroom on Twitter. We also have ad-free episodes and much more, so check it out!Alex Berr is a comedian who has a brand new comedy podcast about the cool lives of scientists called Uncontrolled Variables, the first episode of which is out now. You can follow her for information on that and her shows at @al.berr on Instagram.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In our first episode with everyone back from vacation, Matt O'Brien (comedian) joins us for a rousing time, as we reconnect and discuss why pre-emptively blocking your landlord is probably a good idea. We also get into turning 40, working at SportChek, the water-skiing/wakeboarding/tubing scene, and John talks about seeing Limp Bizkit in Belfast and meeting Fred Durst. Plus, Matt jokingly asks for a job and then is horrified to learn he might get it, Stefan picks his favorite tweet from the cursed Trump/Biden debate, and John pays tribute to the recently passed lead singer of Crazy Town, Shifty Shellshock.If you want to be our butterfly, sugar, baby, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty and donate to the show! We'd love it if you did. It's just $5/month and you get THREE bonus episodes every single month, including last week, as John and Stefan did a guestless and producer-free mailbag episode with Dan still in Japan and John recovering from jetlag. It was a fun time! We also have ad-free episodes, a Discord, and more, so check it out!Matt O'Brien is a comedian who is recording his next comedy album on July 9th at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. Tickets are available now by clicking right HERE. You can also follow Matt for all his tour dates on Instagram at @mattobrien.This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Clare Belford (comedian) returns to the show on the last of our pre-tapes before Dan gets back from Japan, and it's a fun one, as Clare blocks any "sexy chat" spam DM she gets invited into but notices one commonality...a fellow comedian showing up in these chats, and subsequently following some of these women. We don't reveal who it is, but you can maybe guess! No guessing about this episode being fun though, as Clare tells us about her new dog (who snores adorably throughout), and we discuss The Leftovers, Clare's dad's dog obedience tips, falling asleep at comedy shows, and our friend DBJ trapped themself in a box. Plus, Clare gets a confusing tax slip, a man gets caught in a court proceeding, and Twiggy owns an interviewer.If you want something to do that's a lot less confusing than your taxes, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where a simple $5 donation gets you access to our entire back catalogue and THREE brand-new bonus episodes a month. Last week, Sequoia Holmes returned to the show for a Canadian Education episode, as we watched the MuchMusic staple "intimate & interactive" with Canadian legends Our Lady Peace. We also have ad-free episodes, an exclusive Discord, and more, so check it out!Clare Belford is a comedian who will be at Edmonton's Grindstone Comedy Festival in a couple of weeks from July 3-7. You can follow her for all her other dates on Instagram at @clarble. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices