Who? Weekly

Today's episode isn't quite ready yet, but that doesn't mean we're gonna leave you hanging! The people wanted another terrible edition of "This is Not a Westworld Podcast" and that's what you're gonna get. Oh god, how do you summarize a show you can barely understand? Tune in to find out! (And come back tomorrow for a brand new full length episode of Who? Weekly.) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We could spend this episode description telling you about the clip of Melora Hardin singing No Doubt. We could tell you about Rachel Leigh Cook's history as an audiobook narrator. Hell, we could tell you about Nick Jonas dating Priyanka Chopra! Or the wild drama surrounding Isaiah Silva and Sam Lutfi! But we're not going to tell you about all that. No, we're going to focus on the fact that this episode is NOT a Westworld podcast. It just plain isn't! So please stop assuming that it is, even though we now have a weekly segment called This Is Not a Westworld Podcast. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fresh off a glorious long weekend (Memorial Day, to be specific, for our international community!), the celebrities are at it again. Our new mainstay, Janina Gavankar told Town & Country magazine that she was passionate about her pal Meghan Markle's privacy...then spilled the beans. Bachelor alums Ashley I. (yes, her!) and Jared H. finally got together (for the #spon?) Jennifer Garner got some ants. Kim and Kanye went after Rhymefest. Plus, Niall (sp?) and Hailee (sp)? are maybe more than friends #nialee and Ramona Singer's ex-husband's ex-mistress opened up to...Becky in Boca? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The theoretical giant red prop phone we call Who? is just ringing off the hook this week! So many good calls, and just not enough time. Here's a sneak peek at who you're talking about: Royal Wedding guests the Canadian Mulroneys (or, Mul-ROONEYS, as you claim), plus Janina Gavankar and The L Word and Casamigos. Plus, Sam Hunt? Why are Charlie Puth and Nasim Pedrad hanging out and why does the internet think Bill Gates daughter looks like Rachel Leigh Cook? Wow! What an action-packed show. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Beginning an episode without a Most Markleous Headline of the Week was rough, but you know what? We powered through anyway--mostly because there was Royal Wedding news to get through (hello Janina Gavankar!) so it didn't actually feel like our second-favorite recurring segment had ended. Anyhoo, this week, we talked about Canadian socialite (and Meghan's best friend) Jessica Mulroney and why her husband is a lot like Billy Bush, someone named Clayne Crawford who's feuding with a Wayans brother, and why you'll never be able to look at Flonase the same way again. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

WOW: only one more sleep until the Royal Wedding! In celebration, we're answering your calls, which include queries like "Whyyyyyyyy is Grimes dating Elon Musk?" and "How could she?" and also things like "Why is Hilary Duff harassing her neighbor on Instagram Stories?" and "Who is that guy, anyway?" Plus, "Did you know Kevin Can Wait was cancelled?" and "Did you know 2009 Eurovision winner Alexander Rybek has an anger problem?" (Yes & yes, sadly.) Finally, "Why were David Foster and Fred Savage all at a Rob Lowe book event?" and "Do they know each other?" and "Who was that mystery blonde kissing Timothée Chalamet at Cannes?" and "Do you care?" To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today’s episode begins with the FINAL Most Markleous Headline of the Week and transitions into a VERY LONG SEGMENT ENTIRELY ABOUT THE WHOIEST ANNUAL SINGING SHOW ON THE PLANET: EUROVISION.  YES: Lindsey and Bobby flew to Portugal to attend.  NO: This isn’t spon. YES: There’s also a Rita segment (because, yikes, “Girls” is a mess.) To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are only a few installments left of the Most Markleous Headline of the Week, and boy did one of Meghan's extremely rude half-siblings go for the gold this week. In other news: a part-time model and part-time LAPD officer named Tim Chung may or may not be the father of Kylie's baby (he's not), DJ Khaled refuses to pleasure Nicole Tuck, whom we somehow have never discussed until now, and the marriage of the century just ended in divorce. (Will someone please send Colton Haynes flowers on our behalf?) We also play a fun game of The Blinds. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We have seasonal allergies and you have LOTS of questions about your favorite (and least favorite) Whos and Thems. Why does everyone hate Kristin Cavallari's new cookbook? (It's not for the reason you might think.) Brooke Burke and David Charmet get a divorce—but, wait, who are they again? Plus, Katy Perry meets The Pope and gets spiritual with her new-old boyfriend, also a new-old Who, Orlando Bloom. Finally: Who is Caitlyn Jenner's new gal pal, Sophia Hutchins and where did she come from? All that and more. OK, not much more, but definitely more. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

ONLY THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE ROYAL WEDDING! You can watch it LIVE at 7AM on SATURDAY, MAY 19 with YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST HOSTS (I'm talking about us btw) as part of this year's Vulture Fest. For ticket info, just check our feeds because you know we're going to promote the hell out of it. Anyway, this week we discuss Meghan Markle's FIRST wedding of 2018: the one on Suits! Yep, she was written out of the show with a wedding. (We watched the episode, but still have no idea what Suits is about. I think something about lead? Whatever.) Speaking of weddings: ZANDY! LEA! THE GHOST OF COREY! Speaking of weddings again: WESTON CAGE! SOMEONE NAMED HILA ARONIAN! But enough about them, because our big story of the week is more important. Did you know Miranda Lambert's trail of exes is helping to create one of the most captivating current celebrity gossip stories? There are weird names for days, messy social media behavior, and cold calls to the out-of-the-loop FATHERS of certain parties. Who knew? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices