
Flightless Bird
Flightless Bird follows journalist David Farrier as he learns about what makes America special from his unique perspective as a Kiwi accidentally marooned in the Land of the Free. Infinitely curious but never judgmental, each week, David (along with cohost and American Rob) seeks to understand what makes America so unique, strange, and wonderful.
Latest episodes

Mar 25, 2025 • 1h 6min
Quiverfull
In this weeks Flightless Bird, David sets out to understand the Quiverfull movement, which advocates for having lots and lots of children. He talks to a Zach, a man raised in this environment, before find out his parents literally wrote the book on Quiverfull - so David calls Zach’s mom.
Upcoming live shows:
- Portland on April 13: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/80185968/flightless-bird-with-david-farrier-portland-revolution-hall
- San Fransisco on April 18: https://www.ticketmaster.com/flightless-bird-live-with-david-farrier-san-francisco-california-04-18-2025/event/1C0062589BAC1D9F
- Flights of Fancy Submissions: https://bit.ly/fbfancy
Contact us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
Flightless Bird T-Shirts: https://www.flightlessbirdpod.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 18, 2025 • 1h 23min
Goodyear Blimp
In this weeks episode, David goes for a ride on the Goodyear Blimp in an attempt to learn more about this iconic piece of America, celebrating its 100th birthday this year. He is shocked to find out that it's not even a blimp!
Get tickets to our live shows:
- Portland on April 13: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/80185968/flightless-bird-with-david-farrier-portland-revolution-hall
- San Fransisco on April 18: https://www.ticketmaster.com/flightless-bird-live-with-david-farrier-san-francisco-california-04-18-2025/event/1C0062589BAC1D9F
- Flights of Fancy Submissions: https://bit.ly/fbfancy
Links:
- Plugged in - Focus on the Family’s stupid reviews: https://www.pluggedin.com/movie-reviews/wolf-of-wall-street
- Helium Shortage: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/helium-shortage-doctors-are-worried-running-element-threaten-mris-rcna52978
- New Blimp for travel: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/feb/24/the-flying-bum-uk-firm-airships-airlander-hav
Contact us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 snips
Mar 11, 2025 • 1h 6min
Prisons
Bianca Tylek, founder of Worth Rises, and Alana McMains, a federal criminal defense attorney, dive into the harsh realities of the U.S. prison system. They tackle the staggering incarceration rates and the influence of capitalism on mass incarceration. Bianca shares insights on the advocacy for ending financial incentives tied to jails, while Alana highlights systemic failures and the need for rehabilitation. Their engaging discussion unveils the complexities of inmate experiences and challenges common misconceptions about life behind bars.

Mar 4, 2025 • 1h 23min
Focus on The Family
This week on Flightless Bird, David looks at Dr James Dobson and Focus on the Family, a Colorado Springs based fundamentalist Christian group formed in the 70s. Using his status as a child psychologist, Dobson wrote over 30 parenting books, creating a media empire that changed how many parents raised their kids. With a very strong focus on discipline and breaking the will of the child, Dobson’s ideas travelled far and wide, ending up in places like New Zealand. With hundreds of millions of dollars in donations, Dobson turned his focus to lobbying, extremely angry that females and gay people were getting a voice in society. David talks to people raised by adherents of Focus on the Family, before talking to DL Mayfield of the “Strongwilled” podcast about Dobson’s problematic roots and ideas. He then tracks the influence of Focus on the Family in New Zealand, talking to Michael Frost and Shane Meyer-Holt of the “In The Shift” podcast.
Email us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
“In The Shift” Podcast: https://intheshift.com/
“Strongwilled” newsletter and podcast: https://strongwilled.substack.com/
4/13 Tickets for Portland: https://bit.ly/lostkiwiPDX
4/18 Tickets for San Francisco: https://bit.ly/lostkiwiSF
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 2025 • 1h 32min
Live in Seattle
David and Rob take Flightless Bird to Seattle, doing a live episode to a sold out crowd at the Neptune Theatre. They interview a former homicide detective who penned a book on Seattle’s forgotten serial killer Gary Gene Grant, before turning their attention to the Rain City Jacks - a “jackoff club” preparing to celebrate its 20th year. What makes a group of over a 100 men come together to masturbate, and why? Rob and David also share what they love about the city, before David goes back into old interviews and finds one with grunge legend Chris Cornell.
Links:
- David’s full 30 minutes with Chris Cornell: https://www.webworm.co/p/chriscornell
- Chris Cornell tribute by Frank Guan: https://www.vulture.com/2017/05/chris-cornell-lyrics.html
A giant thanks to:
- Real Don Music for performing an amazing opening set, and live theme song (https://linktr.ee/realdonmusic)
- Paul Rosenberg of the Rain City Jacks (NSFW: https://www.raincityjacks.org/)
- Cloyd Steiger, author of “Seattle's Forgotten Serial Killer: Gary Gene Grant” (https://www.amazon.com/Seattles-Forgotten-Serial-Killer-Grant/dp/1467143626)
- Sydney Paulsen for her amazing photography
- Betty Putnam for her taxidermy to dress our set (https://www.eputnamstudio.com)
- Matt & Kate for stage managing
- The staff at the Neptune!
- All those in the audience who came to our first live show - stay tuned for me.
Email us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 18, 2025 • 1h 10min
Gallagher
In this week’s Flightless Bird, David and Rob are joined by Gareth Reynold’s from “The Dollop” and “We’re Here To Help” podcasts. Gareth tells them about the story of Gallagher, an American comedian who pioneered the "Sledge-O-Matic" - and got into a bitter feud with his younger brother Ron. Along the way they talk infomercials, Carrot Top, and the dangers of impersonating someone else.
LINKS:
Mental Floss story: https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/gallagher-vs-gallagher-ii | Pop culture hyperfixations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCbYP2mzFhQ
The Dollop podcast: https://www.dolloppodcast.com/podcast
We’re Here To Help podcast: https://www.heretohelppod.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 11, 2025 • 1h 2min
Kanye's Squatter
This week, David meets the man who squatted in Kanye West’s Simi Valley house, sleeping in Kanye’s bed, eating Kanye’s pasta, and shitting in Kanye’s backyard. While there, John wrote a book called “Squat” which is, in this podcast’s opinion, fantastic. David then has an update about Melbourne’s Fake Seizure Guy, and reads listeners emails about other local legends around America, Canada, and the world. NOTE: While this episode about Kanye may seem incredibly timely, we actually recorded the studio part of this episode a day before Kanye’s latest X/Twitter tirade, which saw him saying a bunch of mindnumbily dumb, stupid, and offensive stuff. He was racist, extremely anti-semitic, and sent out porn. In a way it doesn't really change anything because we already knew all this about Kanye West - he’s done all this before - but in the chaos of keeping up with everything that’s going on in the world right now, some of that felt a million years ago. I guess I could sum up my feelings by what I texted Rob just now - “I wish we’d gone a little harder here”.
Links:
- John Safran’s book, Squat: https://www.amazon.com/Squat-John-Safran/dp/1760890170
- Beware the Serial Squatter of Malibu’s Point Dume: https://www.vanityfair.com/style/story/serial-squatter-malibu-point-dume
- Update on Fake Seizure Guy’s Arrest: https://www.webworm.co/p/fakeseizureguy2
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 4, 2025 • 1h 17min
Australia: Fake Seizure Guy
"In this week’s Flightless Bird, David continues his series in Australia. This week, he arrives in Melbourne to try and solve the mystery of “Fake Seizure Guy”, a local man who appears to fake having a seizure so locals can sit on him. Why does he want people to sit on him, and how long has this been going on?
Do you have more information? Email us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
Links:
- Webworm article on Fake Seizure Guy: https://www.webworm.co/p/fakeseizureguy
- Flightless Bird on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
- Carrot Man: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/nov/12/melbourne-fitzroy-carrot-man & https://www.instagram.com/whereiscarrotman/ "
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 28, 2025 • 1h 22min
Inauguration Week
In this week’s episode, David and Rob take a pause on regular programming to try and make sense of what’s happened since the inauguration of Donald Trump. From social media chaos, Elon Musk’s “hand gesture” and mass deportations, to the new D.O.G.E logo and presidential pardons - we are all just trying to make sense of this together.
Email us: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
Find us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
Show Links:
- David Farrier’s Webworm piece on inauguration: https://www.webworm.co/p/welcome-to-american-hell
- The Present Age with Parker Molloy: https://www.readtpa.com/p/news-organizations-are-tiptoeing
- Ezra Klein: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/22/opinion/ezra-klein-podcast-trump-inauguration.html
- Presidential Pardons: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-proud-boys-tarrio-rhodes-release-pardon-b2683691.html
- Officer beaten by mob works 14 hour day at Trump’s inauguration. Comes home to pardons: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/officer-jan-6-trump-protection.html
- “Trump pardons Silk Road dark web market creator Ross Ulbricht”: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz7e0jve875o
- “Trump pardons two police officers convicted in murder of Black man in Washington”: https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-pardons-two-police-officers-convicted-murder-black-man-washington-2025-01-23/
-The Bishop who angered Trump: https://time.com/7209222/bishop-mariann-budde-trump/
- How We Learn To Be Brave book: https://www.amazon.com/How-We-Learn-Be-Brave/dp/0593539214/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=
- “Only two genders”: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/23/trump-executive-order-fetal-personhood
- Royalty Family YouTube video on LA fires: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7K1FKOV9ns
- The Shit You Should Care About newsletter: https://shityoushouldcareabout.substack.com/
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jan 21, 2025 • 1h 40min
LA Wildfires
In this week’s Flightless Bird, David and Rob reflect on the California wildfires, talking to a variety of people affected both directly and indirectly. We hear from one of the team from Watch Duty (the app downloaded by over 2 million people in the last week) about how it works and how it’s saved lives, before talking to one of the people organising at Mutual Aid LA. We then hear from Flightless Bird listeners about various aspects of American wildfires - and what makes this wildfire different.
HOW TO HELP:
-Lydia & Ryan's GoFundMe: https://gofund.me/fa89b9fc
-Mike Rothschild’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MikeRothschild
-GoFundMe main list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/10gvOxituYvxxknoY9IQa-YEqfK8WvCjcLBcg4hsmME4/htmlview?ref=theconsciouscitizens.org
-Where to volunteer: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eaSXTYlLY_spJ-_w43ac55qu6X4YtgApgRGfads3cM4/htmlview
-Mutual Aid LA - what is needed and how you can help: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlview?gid=439359427#gid=439359427
ARTICLE MENTIONED IN EPISODE
-What Happens When a Plastic City Burns
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2025/01/los-angeles-fire-smoke-plastic-toxic/681318/
-David Chamberlin - Creed-tastic cover of our theme song: www.RecordLA.com
-Lingering Effects of the wildfire: https://yaleclimateconnections.org/2025/01/indirect-death-toll-from-the-l-a-fires-may-end-up-in-the-thousands/
-Gunman at the LADWP building: https://www.foxla.com/news/ladwp-headquarter-center-heavy-police-presence
-Incarcerated firefighters: https://www.teenvogue.com/story/wildfire-camp-incarcerated-teens
-Thread from former inmate who fought fires: https://www.threads.net/@5456236980/post/DEkYYlPv4H1
CONTACT US:
-Email Flightless Bird: flightlessbirdchat@gmail.com
-Watch Flightless Bird on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@flightlessbirdpodcast
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices