Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank
Jessi Cruickshank
Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets. The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW!LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 1, 2023 • 1h 10min
Bad A$$ Business B*TCHES with Selling Sunset’s Amanza Smith
WE DID IT. Selling Sunset cast member Amanza Smith is TELLING (SUNSET) ALL to Jessi. Why do the brokers dress like strippers? Why is she now feuding with Chrishell? Which NSYNC member did she used to date!? Whether you’ve seen every episode of Selling Sunset or none at all, this is the $7 million dollar penthouse condo of phone calls. Plus! PADUM PADUM It’s PRIDE MONTH and we’re celebrating with Kylie Minogue, Ursula and Beyonce. Then, remember Twilight’s Taylor Lautner?… according to the internet, he has NOT aged well and neither has the new season of The Kardashians! And ATTENTION ALL FACEBOOK STALKERS, your ex might know you're creeping him. Cue surging female songstress singing a power ballad… Let’s DO THIS. Jessi lives to hear YOUR QUESTIONS, leave her a message anytime, about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 25, 2023 • 1h 6min
Sex (tapes) and The City with Whitney Port
Whitney Port discusses Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors and falling in love on 'The City'. Jessi delves into Selling Sunset success, American Idol emotions, Meghan and Harry drama. A comedic DMV experience and fashion dos and don'ts for summer add fun to the episode. Enjoy the banter and body shots with this juicy reunion!
May 18, 2023 • 1h 16min
Feel the Rain On Your Bong with Whitney Port
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS, for the first time in 13 years, Whitney Port is reuniting with Jessi to TELL ALL about The Hills (and The After Show). Was The Hills FAKE? Is she still FRIENDS WITH LAUREN? Were those SEX TAPE rumors REAL? Does Whitney love “Bongs and Butt Sex”? (This is an actual question and you MUST listen to find out.)Plus! Martha Stewart is on the cover of Sports Illustrated, Kim Kardashian is getting DRAGGED by her 7 year old, Jessi would like to ‘FOLK’ The Little Mermaid’s ‘MERFOLK’ and she has a surprising take on the Kelly Clarkson Show staff DRAMA. Put on a “matchy matchy” look and enjoy!Your Voicemails give us LIIIIIFE! Leave them anytime about ANYTHING, here: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 11, 2023 • 60min
“The Original Homewrecker” with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay
Jessi had never seen an episode of Vanderpump Rules… until NOW. She dives DEEP into the Vanderpump Cinematic Universe with cast member Scheana Shay! What is ‘SCANDOVAL’?! Who is Raquel and why is she hooking up with every man at SUR!? Did Tom Schwartz KNOW about Tom Sandoval’s AFFAIR!? Scheana’s restraining order has been lifted (but actually), and she’s TELLING ALL. Plus! The Coronation was…. DUMB? Gwyneth’s love life with Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck is EXPOSED and we have MAJOR UPDATES on Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Ryan Reynolds, Britney Spears and PITBULL (obvs). Not to mention Mothers Day surprises!! Get VanderPUMPED for this Scandoval episode!As always, leave Jessi a Voicemail (about ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 4, 2023 • 1h 15min
Love Your Body-ody-ody with The Birds Papaya
Sarah Nicole Landry of The Birds Papaya LOVES her stretch marks and this episode will inspire you to LOVE YOURS TOO! She tells Jessi how she went from hurting her body to embracing every curve, why everybody needs a “Ho period” and why she met, then unfollowed, a Kardashian. Plus! Jessi was not invited to the MET GALA (RUDE) but that won’t stop her from judging everyone who WAS! The Best and Worst Fashion! The Cats! The Exes! The Short Shorts! (specifically on Pedro Pascal) - Jessi will make you feel like you were there. So tattoo on your freckles (or don’t, we’ll talk), undo that top button on your jeans and settle in for a body-ody-ody confident episode of Phone A Friend!As always Leave Me A Message (about misunderstood song lyrics, or anything you want!) 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 27, 2023 • 1h 8min
MAN THINGS with Arkells’ Max Kerman
Max Kerman is one of the biggest rock stars on earth, but somehow he made time to take Jessi’s call! She forces him to tell her which Canadian celebrity is NOT NICE (gasp!) and why men act the way they do. Plus, turns out Max is also a Slave 4 Nickleback and blesses us all with a cover. Jessi also reveals which celebrity couple wanted to SWING with her and her husband, why Taylor Swift staged a paparazzi shot and she’s saying F*#K Meghan Trainor (not teachers, we LOVE teachers). It’s gonna be MAY (literally) so enjoy this final April episode of Phone A Friend!Leave Jessi a voicemail (about literally ANYTHING): 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 20, 2023 • 1h 4min
I’m A Slave 4 Nickelback with a Britney Superfan
Jessi phones the man who single handedly FREED BRITNEY to TELL ALL about Britney Spears’ new TELL ALL BOOK! Jordan Miller, Britney superfan and founder of breatheheavy.com reveals the angry phone call he got from Britney’s dad, explains Britney’s instagram dancing and why this book will SHAKE THE WORLD. Plus! Jessi plays “Coachella Performer or Nickelodeon Character”, reviews the first episode of Live! With Kelly and Mark, defends Nickelback (and Creed) and has a MAJOR PENIS UPDATE. Can you take me HIGHER? This episode will. As always, leave Jessi a voicemail about ANYTHING: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 13, 2023 • 1h 14min
Brazilian Butt Dialing a Plastic Surgeon
Maybe She’s Born With It… Maybe it’s Buccal Fat Removal! This week Jessi phones Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon Dr. Daniel Barrett to find out WHO has had WHAT DONE. Did Liam Payne get a new Jaw? Does Khloe Kardashian have a new face? Is Emily Ratajowski really all natural? The answers will SHOCK YOU (and make you feel SO much better about yourself, promise).Plus! Taylor Swift is single, Kylie and Timothée are dating, Meghan Trainor pees with her husband and JLo is doing THE MOST. This episode is almost as busy as JLo, so let out your buccal fat and enjoy!And don’t forget to CALL JESSI anytime, about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 6, 2023 • 1h 5min
The Spirit of Pitbull with Madison Tevlin
The Spirit of Pitbull (and let’s be honest- Usher and Ne-yo and all singers of CLUB BANGERS FROM THE 2010’s) overcomes Jessi this week as she brings the energy of a DJ in Cabo to the podcast. She’s telling stories about the time she pumped in Ben Affleck’s bathroom, the time she watched a Ryan Gosling sex scene with 50 Cent and she’s spilling EVERYTHING (except for her own breast milk) about getting detained at a Mexican airport. Plus! Jessi phones her first movie star! TV Host, Down Syndrome advocate and star of the movie "Champions", Madison Tevlin talks about her big break, her dream wedding, her dream LOVER and… she has notes for Jessi. It’s a CLUB BANGER of an episode, turn up the Pitbull and ENJOY!Phone Jessi ANYTIME and leave a message at 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 30, 2023 • 1h 8min
Bras on Ice with Elvis Stojko
Jessi’s FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH (and Olympic Medalist, World Champion Figure Skater) Elvis Stojko takes her call to talk pleather pants, hate faxes, Tanya Harding and getting bras, panties and marriage proposals on ice- and not all from Jessi!Plus, Harry Styles is a bad kisser, Gwyneth Paltrow is a great defendant and Shawn Mendes has fashion tips that nobody asked for! If that’s not enough boy news for one episode, Jessi throws in Zayn, Liam Payne, and AJ Mclean, because she can. Throw on a $600 beige turtleneck and enjoy! Don’t forget to Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
