Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Vir Das!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSkiwico.com/chaosshipstation.com code chaosClick the [vessi.com] and use my code tastebuds for 15% off your entire order! Free shipping to CA, US, AU,JP,TW, KR, SGPv CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by Sean Evans from Hot Ones on  @FirstWeFeast  They talk about his new teeth he got installed. Chris test Sean's taste in HOT MEN when they play HOT ONES (GUYS). How did Hot Ones start? We ask Sean how annoying it is to deal with people being desperate to be guests on his show. WORST HOT ONES GUEST?!?! Have people got sick from the wings on Hot Ones? Does hot sauce hurt ya BUTT. Chris talks about his family and if Sean wants children. Chris wants to go full gay so he can break up with his baby mama. Shout out brazil!!! Your problems arent insane stop focusing on them!!! Sean is a size 30 waist and Chris is JEALOUS!!!! Sean talks about how he likes to eat candy in a very strange way.  @homelesspimp  asks Sean about his ghost experiences. Sean tells a few WILD paranormal experiences. Soda is linked to baldness WTF. We take some patreon questions from the fans! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy. What is the worst job Sean ever worked? Being famous is hard in strange ways. Sean is the best vibes YASSSSS!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSbetterhelp.com/chaostrueclassic.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joined by his BABY MAMA Jazzy Method!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSPIAVPN.com/CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrissyChaos #PATREONThis is a BEST OF  @chrisdcomedy  patreon content! Chrissy goes to an all star softball game and bothers some legendary players. Some behind the scenes of Chris selling out the Beacon Theatre in New York City.  @Meals_by_cug  and  @newyorknico2593  join us for a patreon episode and in this clip Chris attacks the way Cug looks. We have a FULL CHAOS montage of all the craziest moments from  @chrisdcomedy  patreon. A clip from Chris' trip to Washington DC.  @rickglassman   @BrendanSagalow   @TigerBelly   @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger   @JoeSantagato   @homelesspimp  all pop on the patreon over this year. Behind the scenes of Chris' lowest moment of the year in Vegas at the Wynn. Don't miss out on all the Chaos that goes on @ patreon.com/chrisdcomedy. These were all clips from full 45 minute episodes that will only live on the patreon. LOVE YOU BABES!UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedyFollow us Muffin Butt!🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris DistefanoInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedyWebsite - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/🎥 @homelesspimp our producerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=enhttps://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/featured🎤More Chris D ComedyWebsite: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#ticketsMerch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is SANTA! MORE EDDIES AND MORE CHAOS BABES LETS GO! We are celebrating ALL holidays today on the program. The holiday season is about love. Chris relapsed on social media and gets crazy jealous that the adam friedland show got to interview the lead singer of the 1975. Chris wonders aloud why he isn't cool enough to be loved by his heros. Chris wants to get a tattoo behind his ear. The role music played in war over the years. Lady loves to have elephant in her house. Chris is over Trump and Elon Musk. Sam bankman-fried is weird but Chris isn't sure if he's guilty or innocent LOL. Chris wants to make love to a female avatar character.  @homelesspimp  went to a weed fair in NYC. WEED is legal in new york. Will Smith is gonna have a comeback. The royal family STINKS. Lions attack keepers at a road side zoo. Zoo's are gross. Viral Tik Toks from prison! MERRY EVERYTHING EVERY1!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSfansly.com/promo/chaosprizepicks.com/chaosfreezepipe.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is BACK with the KING Mike Cannon! The boys are fresh off the set of Distefano's new tv show. Mike is a drug addict and gets Chris hooked on weed edibles. CHAOS!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSfansly.com/promo/chaosbetterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is recovering from a long GAY weekend in New Hope, PA. Christmas trains suck. Guy falls off cruise ship and loses 20 pounds in a night. Shout out the guy chris' daughter called fat! Chris is a baileys boy now!!! HES GONNA GET FAT FAT FAT! Christmas spirit is RAGING THIS YEAR! Chris reads his daughter's Christmas list on air. Shout out LOL dolls. Chris talks what movie he watched with his family this week. Smile is SCARY! Is Chris raising Joe DeRosa?! Eric Adam's is going after mental illness. Chris talks about his NEW TV show thats filming this week. Should we exile Trump and Kanye West?  @JoeSantagato  gets pranked live on air LOL GOT EM. Chris is getting his home defense game up with some night vision goggles. CHRIS BOUGHT NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. Jazz joins the program! People are showing up to trans events with guns. Jan 6 was really so strange. Everyone should wear their emotional night vision goggles and STFU!!!!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSGet 90% off RexMD with our exclusive link -> RexMD.com/CHAOS! #rexmdpodkiwico.com/chaoshellofresh.com/chaos18 code chaos18trymiracle.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is fresh off the flu! Sorry for the late ep!!!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOSprizepicks.com/chaosgo.factor75.com/chaos60 code chaos60 CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nigel Ng  @mrnigelng  in LONDON! Chris learned a lot about English history while in London. Being asian and skinny is EASY! Kim Jong-un cool or piece of shit? Distefano 2024 LET'S BRING BACK AMERICA! How to stop incels and idiots online. Chris never wants to wait in line again. Japan is the worst country to be colonized by. Nigel teaches us about hostess bars in Japan. Why are so many asian men virgins? Nigel's favorite porn star. Touring Japan would be PURE CHAOS! The lifestyle of living in Malaysia. Growing up in Malaysia is WILD! Asian's are the supreme race! We talk about how Nigel became known as Uncle Rogers. BUSH IS LIFE! Why are people so angry right now. Chris saw the CRAZIEST protest in London. Why are protestors gluing themselves to stuff?! Royalty used to be FAT FAT FAT! SHOUT OUT  @The Tim Dillon Show  Chris talks about being in a long term relationship and how social media almost destroyed it. Social media is toxic. Nigel talks about being jumped during the Asian hate period of the pandy.SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS https://ridge.com/CHAOS use code CHAOS PIAVPN.COM/CHAOSTheFreezePipe.com and code CHAOS for 10% off.  CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Mark Gagnon from the Flagrant podcast!SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS https://ridge.com/CHAOS use code CHAOS TryMiracle.com/CHAOS and use the code CHAOS Get $30 off a subscription with Trade at drinktrade.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show datesFOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social MediaInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep!patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​Filmed and Edited byTHEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices