

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
Dan Cummins
Jump down new rabbit holes with Timesuck, the weekly podcast that takes you on a fascinating and bizarre journey through history’s darkest corners, most shocking conspiracies, and wildest true stories. Hosted by acclaimed standup comedian and storyteller Dan Cummins, each episode blends dark humor with deep research to uncover hidden truths about infamous historical figures, unsolved mysteries, notorious serial killers, and more. If you crave the weird, the wild, and the unexpected, Timesuck is your next obsession!
And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)
And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect for when you want a quick dose of Timesuck (or need more addictive content to consume while you’re waiting for your next Timesuck!)
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Sep 9, 2024 • 2h 35min
419 - Joey Buttafuoco and Amy "The Long Island Lolita" Fisher
Joey Buttafuoco, famously entangled in a scandalous affair with Amy Fisher, better known as the Long Island Lolita, discuss their dramatic past. They dive into the shocking 1992 shooting incident that garnered massive media attention. Listeners learn about the psychological turmoil behind Amy's actions and the chaotic aftermath for both. The pair also tackle the cultural implications of the term 'Lolita' and explore the complexities of age of consent laws, offering a thought-provoking take on their controversial story.

Sep 2, 2024 • 2h 16min
418 - A Brief(ish) History of Torture
Explore the chilling history of torture, from ancient methods like crucifixion to medieval devices like the blood eagle. Discover how cultural acceptance influenced these brutal practices and their use in social control. Learn about the evolution of military training designed to prepare individuals for torture scenarios. Amidst dark tales, there’s humor as listeners share relatable experiences, creating a blend of laughter and learning. The discussion concludes by reflecting on the ongoing ethical implications of torture in today’s society.

Aug 26, 2024 • 2h 52min
417 - The Slavemaster: Serial Killer John Edward Robinson
This one is a doozy! John Edward Robinson may be the most intelligent serial killer I've ever come across. This guy fooled so, so many people with over 40 years of brazen crimes. Doctors, psychiatrists, detectives, and so, so many victims. In addition to being a serial killer, this BDSM-obsessed dirtbag, scammed hundreds if not thousands of people for four decades. Merch and more: www.badmagicproductions.com Timesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious PrivateFacebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat.

Aug 23, 2024 • 59min
Short Suck #16 - Clinical Vampirism: Are Vampires Real?
Have you ever heard of "clinical vampirism," more commonly known today as Renfield's Syndrome? One review of psychiatric literature claims that over 50,000 people addicted to drinking blood have appeared in case studies from 1892 to 2010. But does that mean that any of them are actually, at least medically speaking, vampires? For Merch and everything else Bad Magic related, head to: https://www.badmagicproductions.com

Aug 19, 2024 • 2h 31min
416 - Alexander Hamilton
An in-depth look at the Founding Father behind the hit musical Hamilton. How did Alexander contribute to the founding of the United States? And how did he end up dying in a duel with fellow politician Aaron Burr?Merch and more: www.badmagicproductions.com Timesuck Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious PrivateFacebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" to locate whatever happens to be our most current page :)For all merch-related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast.Sign up through Patreon, and for $5 a month, you get access to the entire Secret Suck catalog (295 episodes) PLUS the entire catalog of Timesuck, AD FREE. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. And you get the download link for my secret standup album, Feel the Heat.

Aug 12, 2024 • 2h 21min
415 - The Kidwelly Sex Cult
In a shocking tale from Kidwelly, Wales, a hidden cult exploited vulnerable individuals under the guise of occult teachings. The dark influence of cult leader Colin Batley is revealed, exposing his manipulative tactics and the harrowing experiences of survivors. They explore how Victorian sexual repression contrasts with liberation within the cult, while a young girl's escape highlights the trauma endured. The chaotic courtroom drama following the cult's exposure uncovers the complexities of justice for victims, all laced with dark humor and chilling revelations.

Aug 9, 2024 • 1h 5min
Short Suck #15 - Ruby Franke
Ruby Franke, a once-beloved momfluencer, explores her shocking fall from grace after being charged with child abuse. Alongside Jodi Hildebrandt, her controversial therapist, they discuss the dangers of misinformation in parenting. The conversation delves into Franke's rise as a social media star, the contradictions of her public persona, and the alarming realities behind her family's struggles. Issues of accountability, the ethics of therapy, and the chilling impact of their practices on children take center stage in this cautionary tale.

Aug 5, 2024 • 2h 32min
414 - The Taiping Rebellion: The Craziest, Bloodiest Civil War Ever
Hong Xiuquan, a 19th-century visionary who claimed to be Jesus's brother, led one of history's deadliest uprisings against the Qing Dynasty. Discover how his divine revelations transformed into a brutal civil war, resulting in staggering casualties. The discussion delves into Hong's early failures, his radical break from traditional values, and the horror of the Taiping Rebellion, exploring its socio-political impacts and the internal turmoil that ultimately led to its downfall. Learn about the profound consequences of this historical chaos.

Jul 29, 2024 • 2h 35min
413 - The Gainesville Ripper
Danny Rolling, a career criminal infamous as the Gainesville Ripper, recounts his chilling spree that left five students dead in 1990. He discusses his troubled upbringing marked by abuse and the psychological descent into violent crime. The podcast reveals the lasting impact of his horrific actions on Gainesville's community and explores how these events inspired the 'Scream' film franchise. Listeners will discover the chaotic investigation and the shocking transformation of initial suspects amid the rising fear during this dark chapter in history.

Jul 26, 2024 • 55min
Short Suck #14 - Michael Collins: The Man Who Made Ireland
Michael Collins, known as 'The Big Fellow,' was a key figure in the Irish revolutionary movement and a vital player in the fight for Irish independence. The discussion covers Collins’ strategic brilliance in intelligence warfare and his role in establishing an Irish Parliament. His daring prison break and leadership of the covert Squad reveal his audacious spirit. The conversation also delves into the brutal history of the Irish Rebellion and the complexities of Collins' legacy, including his tragic assassination and the ongoing tensions in Northern Ireland.