Live from a Holiday Inn in Maryland, Tim talks about people who don't get ahead because they live in fear, why a lot of his friends should die in war, the time he was a juror on a murder trial, and his most recent move to the hills. For weekly Bonus Episodes: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Tim Dillon Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Please Support Our Sponsors: BlueChew! Visit www.BlueChew.com and get your first order FREE when use our special promo code TIM -- Just pay $5 s Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from the car on the way to Manhattan Beach and back, Tim recaps his Christmas fiasco with his family, James Charles saying the n word, the fetishization of mental illness, the "new" information on Epstein, and Tim's Jewelry line he's launching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim has on Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano of the History Hyenas podcast. They talk boomers, reactionary political groups, and why Tim cancelled his trip to Epstein's Island. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this special Christmas episode, we play a holiday rant from an archived episode that is Patreon only titled "My Last Christmas" that was recorded last year. Then Tim sits down with the great Sal Vulcano of Impractical Jokers to talk his comedy beginnings, what it takes to make it, and how you will not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reach out to Tim if you were in Skull and Bones or any secret society. On this episode, Tim and Ray discuss whether the human era is over, performing for Skull and Bones, and real Hollywood activism like Lizzo being a truther. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, navigating the holidays sober, what December means to him, and the greatest Christmas movie of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gets picked up from LAX and rants in the car about Chik-Fil-A, Kanye West merging with Joel Osteen, and his deep respect for a corporate steakhouse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Brendan Schaub joining Tim today. They talk his own path in comedy, Brendan's personal life, the future of social media, the first time he did stand up, and discuss some controversial questions near the end. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Gillis joins Tim in New York to discuss the SNL controversy, and stick around for the 30 minute patreon teaser where Tim discusses his potential presidential campaign and how he would seduce David Hogg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices