Seeking Derangements

Today we talk about Drake being gay to throw off grooming allegations, stanning Megan Trainor, using babies for clout, Tar again, and how scary it would be to be lesbian. Subscribe to our Patreon for two bonus episodes a week :)

Today we fight about who would survive the longest in the wilderness, we talk about Elon's takeover of twitter, the sexy ass Brazilian guy we saw leaving Paul Pelosi's house, Hesse gives a review of Tar and we end it all with very special quiz...mwah As Always you can find two weekly bonus episodes on our Patreon! Our intro music today is from our amazing friend Kimbucha Kardashian, we love her and her IG @Kimbuchakardashian intro/// Kimbucha Kardashian - Kin Euphorics

Welcome back brokies! Hesse, Jake, and I are back in the boardroom. We open with how I made a gravedigger buy me a hotel room, we do some scheming for Jake's new bar, and how the economy of bushwick nightlife hits its ceiling at $400. Then of course we get into our favorite billionaire's most recent antics(plus Monique ((ew))) This is our last free review episode! The remaining 11 episodes with special guests will all be paywalled. Find that on our patreon:)

Kaye joins Hesse and Ben to discuss this seasons horror movies, Alex Jones' settlement, that big boob teacher lady in Toronto, and queer adult babies Find Kaye's many amazing projects here: https://linktr.ee/timewharp Subscribe to Seeking Derangements for weekly bonus episodes :)

It's review number two mamas! We hit you with some business tips of our own, reveal the fattest girl food ever, get drunk, roast Moniques lame ass, thirst for Grant, and worship miss Elaine. Follow Jake @hoe_slut_hoe on IG, go to Heaven in Bushwick, and keep your eyes peeled for Rash's reopening.

Subscribe to us on Patreon to unlock this episode, and for a weekly bonus episode. We open todays episode running through an insane twink's list of must-haves for potential boyfriends, my recent card abuse in vegas, Jacques gets hot sauce in his eye, Jacques freaks out because Hesse tells him he can't put milk product in his eye, and we end the episode with a quiz in which exposes me as an completely evil person.

We randomly ran into April Clark and Grace Freud of Girl God and decided to record. We talk about the No Loads Refused Pimped Out Cum Dump Event, Joe Biden implying Elton John has given thousands and thousands of men HIV, Mariah Carey randomly talking about 9/11 on stage, and all the pranks we've pulled over the years. GIRLD GOD IS IN NEW ORLEANS TN YALL! Tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/girl-god-the-porch-at-the-howlin-tickets/12298615 Reminder that we have weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/seekingderangements

On tonight's episode we start our newest review series! This is a show you definitely haven't heard of but its going to be your new obsession. It's called Undercover Billionaire and it's deranged. Joining us in our exploration of the American Entrepreneurial Spirit is businesswoman extrordinaire and hate crime victim Jake Sillen (Rash, Heaven, Club Cringe) Join us as we identify key players in the town!  Follow jake on IG! @hoe_slut_hoe

Welcome back Mama's, today we open the episode up with some live gambling (which letter will be added to LGBTQIA+), get into Jacques cursing pregnant women's non-binary babies, and end with a very illuminating quiz... Follow us on Patreon for a weekly bonus ep Follow us on IG for memes @seekingderangementsssss Follow us on Twitter for Jaques Thoughts @SSDERANGEMENTSS We Love!

On this episode we answer listener questions, discuss what senators we think lay the best pipe, and discuss the drama occurring across the pond in Venice with the film Don't Worry Darling. You don't wanna miss this one! We Love! Find us on Patreon at patreon.com/seekingderangements (weekly bonus episode) Follow us on IG: Seekingderangementsssss (banned 5 times) and Twitter: SSDERANGEMENTSS