

The Therapy Crouch
Tall or Nothing
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 20, 2025 • 36min
50% of Men Have Never Done WHAT?! The Therapy Crouch
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are letting loose with another Ask Me Anything special!Abbey shares her latest travel disaster, from missing clothes to margarita-fueled airport chaos, while Peter dives into a shocking statistic—apparently, 50% of young men have never asked a woman out in person?! The couple debates whether modern dating has officially killed chivalry and relives the pure terror of making a house phone call to ask someone out back in the day.In Agony Abs, a listener wonders whether she should warn her ex’s new girlfriend about his shocking web of lies, and another seeks advice on helping her son handle school bullies. Peter gets personal about his own childhood struggles, offering some brutally honest words of wisdom for anyone facing criticism.Want Abbey & Peter’s advice? Leave your questions in the comments or DM them to be featured in the next Ask Me Anything!I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 – Intro01:16 – Abbey’s first solo airport experience04:53 – The Blur documentary08:04 – True or false headlines13:49 – Squat for a bus ticket?!15:57 – Engagement ring size & divorce18:43 – Should you warn your ex’s new girlfriend?24:48 – Harsh realities of childhood bullying26:35 – Household chores28:10 – Bed making30:52 – Peter’s bidet experience34:08 – Confident kids—Abbey & Peter’s adviceEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 18, 2025 • 57min
Jordan Stephens on ADHD, Fame & Finding Himself on The Therapy Crouch!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by the ever-entertaining Jordan Stephens—one-half of Rizzle Kicks, author, and all-around creative force. Jordan gets candid about his journey through heartbreak, therapy, and self-discovery, revealing the deeply personal experiences that shaped his new book. From toxic breakups and wild retreats to Brazil, to the unbreakable bond between humans and their dogs, Jordan’s reflections strike a perfect balance between raw emotion and hilarious storytelling.The trio also dive into the quirks of modern relationships, road rage-induced meltdowns, and the age-old debate over serving food on wooden boards. Plus, in the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter tackle a listener’s relationship dilemma about a boyfriend who acts single in public—red flag or just a different love language?If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/stf Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!00:00 Introduction04:22 Balancing Boundaries07:03 Staying Sober13:17 Keeping Creative16:46 ADHD20:43 Weekly Whine Club24:59 The Truth Hurts32:47 Book Club37:39 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 14, 2025 • 29min
‘Why Did He Lie?!’ Abbey Is Left VERY Unimpressed By One of Our Listeners, Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey is left very unimpressed by a listener admission who has gone to great lengths to hide an upcoming golf trip from his loving life partner, leaving her pondering….why did he lie?!Abbey and Peter also ponder what makes a shabby zone acceptable when it comes to the great outdoors, and we hear some of Peter’s favourite Stoke City memories.And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Peter give their final verdict on what makes the perfect no alcoholic beverage this hot girl winter…. I f you want to submit a question to the pod, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Intro06:34 First Impressions09:24 Peter's Stoke City Memories12:48 Social med22:31Agony Abs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 2025 • 36min
Love Is In The Air! Abbey and Peter Talk Romance, Valentine’s Day Disasters and Hot RODENT Boyfriends!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is in the air on the podcast as Abbey and Peter talk all things romance ahead of Valentine’s day this Friday. Peter is spitting facts and stats as he enlightens us on the history and traditions behind Valentine’s Day as well as some of the surprising spending habits of lovebirds around the globe. We also hear some of your guys’ valentines day disasters including an awkward dinner encounter with an ex and what to do when your thoughtful(ish) gifts backfire spectacularly. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener who is concerned her ‘hot rodent’ taste in men is going to leave her in the lurch as well as advice on how to handle a parent’s midlife crisis!If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction05:20 Valentine's Day Disasters11:20 Valentine's Day Fun Facts18:31 Love Around the World22:22 "Hot Rodent" Boyfriend26:32 Social Media Parenting32:00 Midlife Crisis Fashion and FlirtingTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 6, 2025 • 28min
Abbey Reacts to her SHOCKING WikiFEET Rating! Ft Salmon Sperm Facials #AMA
On today’s edition of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, there is drama on the couch as Abbey reacts to her shocking ‘WikiFEET’ rating and an even bigger surprise as Peter discovers he has a dedicated fan page too!!The gang also touch upon their self care routines, and Abbey addresses the current trend of ’Salmon Sperm Facials’ that are all the range in tinseltown at the moment. The ever confident crouchy also gives his verdict on whether he would be able to land a plane in an emergency situation, and Abbey is on hand for a mother-to-be listener whose morning sickness is ruining her pregnancy! And hang around until the end where Abbey and Peter reveal the recent parenting hack that has turned their lives around… If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA, hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Introduction04:14 True Romance 07:41 Underated Undies11:37 Online Dating13:29 Managing Morning Sickness15:02 Wikifeet 19:02 Travelling with Kids23:18 (Not So) Gentle ParentingTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 4, 2025 • 42min
‘It Was Unjust, I’m STILL not Over It!’ Abbey’s Biggest Grudge Revealed!!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the slopes on their first ever ski trip and are still feeling the effects from their Apres Antics!In the weekly whine club, Abbey reveals her biggest celebrity grudge after being unfairly kicked off last year’s cooking with the stars - the injustice!We also hear all the goss from the big man’s birthday, after he selfishly decided to do exactly what he wanted on his own big day!And stay tuned for the Weekly Whine Club and Agony Abs, where we hear from a listener whose partner’s scruffy cooking antics is driving the to distraction as well as from an office worker who needs advice on how to deal with the office kiss a** who keeps giving her opinions even when they aren’t wanted! If you want to submit an Agony Ab, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Intro03:12 Family05:31 Weekly Whine Club08:17 Coffee Culture14:30 Apres Abbey20:06 Style over Substance23:55 Chinese New Year28:58 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 2025 • 29min
‘Can This Marriage Even SURVIVE?!’ When Tomfoolery Goes WRONG! #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back in action answering the nation’s burning questions that have been on your mind over the past 7 days!We hear from a husband who is unsure if his marriage can even survive after his shabba tomfoolery has caught the ire of his suffering wife and left him in the doghouse. Abbey and Peter also contemplate what they would name the other’s biography if ever given the opportunity and the Clance takes a walk down memory lane when remembering her pregnancy journals And stay tuned for the return of Abbey’s dreaded ‘would you rather’ style questions where your favourite pair contemplate life in a post apocalyptic world where pig human hybrids rule the streetsIf you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch #AMA - hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Introduction 06:34 Super Ally09:37 Telly picks12:45 Makeup tips14:45 Walking Tall18:11 Would You Rather20:41 Epidural Please23:37 Cool CarsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 28, 2025 • 50min
‘You’ve Got an ADDICTION!’ Crouchy Calls Out Abbey’s Shopping Sprees
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is a family first for Peter and Abbey as recent events in the household have forced them to hold their first ever family meeting! Abbey rocking a rather eye catching Canadian tuxedo on today’s record, hears from a listener who is determined to get her in some Denim ski-wear next time they hit the slopes! As we head ever closer to the end of January, Abbey and Peter also have a little reflective time on how they have started 2025, as well as getting ready for Peter’s Big Birthday Bonanza in the next couple of days. The gang also tease the idea of setting up their own dating agency, exclusively for our listeners after one of our unlucky-in-love listener’s bemoans the fact all she can get at the moment is a non committal situationship!And stick around until the end, as we have a very special update for all of you who were just dying to know how Abbey’s ‘boring brother texts’ played out last week after her attempts to convince her dad she didn’t recognise and ICONIC Liverpool landmarkIf you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction04:53 Fashionistas!06:02 Double Denim09:02 Sick Skiing, Bruh14:09 Birthday Bonanza16:47 Abbey’s Addictions23:32 January Roundup26:21 Boring Brother Texts32:28Situationships37:28 Honeymoon Bliss43:55 Therapy Crouch Goes Dating!To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 23, 2025 • 32min
‘Your Favourite Memory of Me Is……SOMEONE ELSE?!’ Abbey and Peter’s Greatest Hits
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are reliving some of their best (and worst) moments together over the past 20 years! Abbey drops the bombshell that her favourite memory of Peter revolves completely around somebody else, and Peter reveals his proudest achievement during his high school glory days, spoiler alert it isn’t anything academic!We also lay down some Therapy Crouch ground rules of where and when a shabby is acceptable after one of our listeners hubby’s went a little gung ho with his trigger finger after she picked up a nasty injury….And hang around until the end, where Abbey and Pete give their final verdict on the Liverpool vs London debate!If you want to submit a question to The Therapy Crouch, hit the link below!https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd-4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/edit00:00 Intro05:08 Shabba Etiquette09:23 Trippin14:17 Health is Wealth18:58 Caring or Controlling?20:35 All About the CONFIDENCE!23:37 Trendy Pete29:19 Liverpool or London?To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 21, 2025 • 59min
‘I Literally BURST into TEARS’ Peter’s Party Planning Takes a Dramatic Turn
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are giving the debrief on Abbey’s recent birthday celebrations, which took a dramatic turn and left the birthday girl in floods of tears!!Abbey who wants to leave no doubt that she is still down with the kids even at the grand old age of 39, reveals just what apps the Gen Zers are using when stalking their other halvesYour favourite comedy duo also take a look at some of the double standards that have traditionally plagued even the strongest of relationships! Pete discusses how men’s appearances are fair game for ridicule even in 2025 whilst Abbey calls out Pete for expecting a father of the year award for looking after his own kids! And hang around for the Agony Ab section, where a listener whose husbands denture denial is driving her to distraction, as well as from another listener who is concerned her boyfriend may never take the plunge and pop the question on everyone’s mindIf you want to submit your Agony Ab to the pod - hit the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/crouchTry it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee!00:00 Introduction 04:30 Surprise Success08:02 Personal Preferences11:29 Childhood Nostalgia13:29 Car Cleanliness 19:17 Weekly Whine Club28:14 Subscribe!39:05 Double Standards45:07 Bill Please50:31 Agony AbsTo contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.