Not Skinny But Not Fat

The closest person to Bravo’s Andy Cohen, aside from his adorbs son Ben, is his assistant for the past 10 years, Daryn Carp, and she's here! She is also the host of several podcasts, and PeopleTV’s Reality Check. Daryn is obvi a Bravo aficionado as well, and even has time for the Bachelor franchise (thank god). After checking that she hasn’t traveled outside the country and forcing her to wash her hands and bathe in purell, we fall in love and chat about all things Bravo rn including: VPR, the never ending Jax and Brittany wedding and our thoughts on the newbies, RHONJ Reunion, and sorry Bravo, but most importantly, The Bachelor finale, and the star of it all – The Barb. This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can anyone else not stand to hear that sentence from Vanessa Lachey’s mouth again? Thank god we don’t have to and the trending Netflix show “Love is Blind” has wrapped up (it’s first season of many probably) and Arielle is here to help me dissect it all, including the reunion! We recap the Bachelor, talk VPR season 8, RHONJ reunion part I of 3, and we have a surprise visit by celeb gossip pioneer, Perez Hilton, who spills the MF tea. Ok never using that phrase again.  This episode was brought to you by: Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I had to bring on my male counterpart of Bachelor recaps, comedian Jared Freid! Jared joins me in discussing this entire shitshow of a season, how we think it’ll end, how we both hate spoilers, what we think about the new bachelorette and what we absolutely can’t wait to see on the Bachelor Finale. Also, I peed my pants. Bring a change of undies and enjoy. This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hannah Berner makes an NSBNF encore and sits down to talk to me about the sizzling hot new season of Summer House and her sizzling hot new cast mate and potential lover on the show, Luke. I try to get Hannah to talk some shit about everyone on the show, and we also discuss our mutual love, VPR, and how she’s currently hustling as a stand up comic.  This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Arielle is on the pod and won’t STFU about how all the girls on The Bachelor already have a gazillion followers and WE DON’T GET IT. Also, peter is a whiny and needy bachelor and we discuss his spotting on a very famous celeb’s story. Does that mean he’s single? We talk about our predictions for the finale, and recap last week’s episode. I discuss VPR and how newbie Dayna is weirdly the main event of the season so far – is nothing else interesting going on??? We hate on some sappy Valentines Day posts (cough cough *Colton and Cassie*) we also continue to vom on Tyler C and discuss his new TV appearance. Also, which famous A list couple got back together and who’s our fave Bach nation couple? Tune in to find out.  This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is undoubtedly one of the worst seasons of the Bachelor but you know I’m watching and commenting like it’s my damn job. Someone needs to call out these thirst monsters! However, Peter did make some shocking cuts this week, all while looking so worried and just sad, like can you be happy all these girls want to bone you or nah? The Vandy cast is still celebrating Jax and Brittany’s Bachelor/ette party in Miami, and going to strip clubs every single night (and enjoying it WAY too much). Award season comes to an end with the 92nd Oscars, and I am judging everyone whilst wearing dirty sweatpants.  Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow, Justin Beiber’s 'Seasons' and Taylor Swift’s 'Miss Americana' out at the same time [insert mind blown emoji], so you can’t help but compare – and of course, we do. Sistager, Arielle, makes a comeback to discuss the most boring season in the history of The Bachelor, VPR and how it’s changed since the first seasons, Tyler C’s new (and odd) endeavor, Stormi World, and other important stuff.  This episode was brought to you by: Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celebrity hairstylist (slash British model) Chris Appleton comes on the pod to tell us all about how he became the go-to-guy for celeb hair; J.Lo, Kim K, Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Katy Perry and many other A listers trust his hands. Why does he think being British and hot has nothing to do with it? What did he think about J.Lo’s Golden Globes dress? Does he think pink hair is passé? Was Kim’s blonde hair a wig? I also had to ask “should I go blonder?” Do people look best with their natural hair color? How is he getting ready for J.Lo’s Superbowl hair? I ask all the important questions. And no he wouldn’t lift his shirt up.  This episode was brought to you by: Ritual Essentials have the nutrients most of us don't get enough of in our food. Make Ritual a part of your life – a subscription based service that adds up to only $1.00 per day. Right now Ritual is offering listeners 10% off during your first 3 months. Visit ritual.com/notskinny to start your Ritual today. Noemie makes beautiful, luxurious, quality, amazing jewelry for prices you can actually afford. For $50 off your first purchase go to hellonoemie.com/notskinny and use promo code "NOTSKINNY" during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This season of RHONJ is freaking iconic. From hair pulling to crying at the dinner table with Nono, I’m living for the ladies outside of the city. Newest Jersey housewife, Jackie Goldschneider gets real on the pod and tells us what she thinks about Danielle leaving the show, what she would have done if she had pulled her hair, the beef between them we don’t even know about, and so much more.  This episode was brought to you by: Prose is the healthy hair regimen with your name all over it. Get a FREE consultation and 20% off your first order today! Go to prose.com/notskinny for a free consultation and 20% off. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I can’t believe the day has come, that I am watching Vanderpump Rules with the rest of the world. Ever since I wrapped up my 7 season binge a few months ago, I have been waiting for season 8 like crazy!  Bravo’s official podcast, The Daily Dish, asked me to come on and recap the first episode and I couldn’t have been more excited to come on as a HASHTAG VPR AMBASSADOR / EXPERT. I freaking loved the first episode – I laughed, I cried, and I had SO MUCH. What did I think of the new people? How do I feel about most of the cast being grown ups with houses and lawn mowers? Listen up to find out.  This episode was brought to you by: Native is an aluminum and paraben free deodorant with over 5,000 five star reviews. For 20% off you first purchase, visit nativedeodorant.com and enter promo code “NSBNF” during checkout. Collagen For Her is the first collagen powder created specifically for women. It dissolves instantly, doesn't clump up, and has no taste at all, so it's so easy to add to coffee, tea, or smoothies. Collagen For Her is woman-owned and was created to help women find supplements that they can trust and feel good about putting into their bodies. If you want to try it out, head to CollagenForHer.com and you can use the code "NOTSKINNY" to get 10% off your order!  Betterhelp is an online counseling platform for you. Listeners will receive 10% off their first month by heading to betterhelp.com/notskinny today. Get help on your own time and pace. Check out the new podcast, Celeb News Ride Home. Every day at 5 pm, celebrity gossip guru Cait Raft will guide you through everything from Kylie Jenner's newest champagne vending machine to the state of Ben Affleck's giant phoenix back tattoo, and so much more. It's only 15 minutes long, so it's quick, it's daily, and it's essential. The Not Skinny But Not Fat Podcast is produced by The Podglomerate.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.