

The BeatiDudes
The BeatiDudes
A religiously funny podcast for Christian men seeking authentic fraternity. Each week, The BeatiDudes explore life from the perspective of men seeking to follow God's will while they grow closer together in holiness and humor. TheBeatiDudes.com
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Jun 20, 2025 • 54min
Jersey Shore GTL - Glorifying The Lord | Isaac Sanford | Episode #232
The BeatiDudes coming at you straight from the Jersey Shore, and it's time to GTL: Glorify The Lord. In this very special episode, we’re joined by our good friend Isaac Sanford, Director of Development at the St. Paul Center. Isaac shares heartfelt wisdom on parenting, marriage, and how to keep your prayer life alive when you’re juggling four little kids, a major capital campaign, and surprise Eucharistic processions through the streets of Stone Harbor with Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein.Together, we unpack:- How the St. Paul Center builds biblical literacy and lights up hearts with Scripture- What it’s like to balance work, travel, and being Dad of the Year- A behind-the-scenes look at the most epic, last-minute Eucharistic procession this side of the Atlantic- The beauty of offering up suffering and why real community mattersPlus: BeatiDude socks sightings, GTL jokes, and a Blessed Are the Joke Makers round that involves ding-dong insults and Olympic-level improv under Eucharistic weight training.🪑 Highlights:• Glorify the Lord: Gym, Tan, Laundry, Eucharist.• Isaac on parenting: “The easiest part is having a wife who’s a saint.”• A real-time mayoral green light for a spontaneous Eucharistic procession 🕊️• Jeff: “Suffering is where God, me, and my family are the only things that matter.”💬 Isaac’s Wisdom Drop: “Being comfortable being yourself is a tremendous part of the journey."Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

Jun 16, 2025 • 51min
From Status and Stock Price to Complete Surrender | Barry Rowan | Episode #231
The BeatiDudes recorded live at the 2025 Young Catholic Professionals National Conference with Barry Rowan, a seasoned executive whose resume includes transforming billion-dollar companies — and whose soul was transformed by something far greater: the voice of God in silence. From contemplating monastic life to navigating Wall Street, Barry’s story is a powerful reminder that your interior life is your most important asset. He shares how the Lord redirected his ambitions, reshaped his identity, and rewrote the definition of success — from status and stock price to service and surrender.Spoiler: it involves divine nudges, silent retreats, and even the time Barry asked his wife if they should give everything away. (Yeah, she loved that conversation.) Barry’s marriage advice brought great wisdom to Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein. 🪑 Highlights & Takeaways:• Barry’s transformation from a Wall Street warrior to a warrior of the heart.• The spiritual practice of silence and why it’s not just for monks.• The journey of integrating faith, business, and family into one undivided life.• “God’s not asking for your performance — He’s asking for your presence.”💬 Barry's Wisdom Drop:“When we stop striving for significance, we can finally become significant in God’s eyes.”Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

Jun 13, 2025 • 35min
Branding The Zone at Kyle Field | Brandon Coleman Jr. | Episode #230
Hold onto your Howdy hats—Brandon Coleman Jr. is back with Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein, and this episode is 100% certified Good Bull. If you’ve ever wondered how a tennis-playing “dumb jock” became a branding genius with Aggieland in his DNA, this one’s for you.Brandon takes us deep into the heart of Texas A&M tradition, from heartfelt stories about Reveille’s resting place to how he led the end zone branding at Kyle Field – The Zone. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably hear about a koala outbreak (you had to be there). More importantly, you’ll be reminded of what makes Aggie culture—and Christian brotherhood—so powerful.This episode tackles:- Brandon’s transformation from athlete to advertising ace, thanks to *Bewitched* 🧙♀️- The behind-the-scenes story of “The Zone” at Kyle Field 🏟️- Emotional memories from the Bonfire tragedy and the healing that followed ❤️🩹- Aggie traditions, humor, and humility—plus a few unauthorized construction site visits 🦺This show is a certified love letter to Aggieland, a masterclass in brand loyalty, and a powerful reminder that community, legacy, and faith go hand-in-hand.🙏 Memorable Quote:“Texas A&M is a small school in a big setting… and a small but beautiful example on earth of what heaven's gonna be like.” – Brandon Coleman Jr.Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

Jun 9, 2025 • 56min
BRAND-ON for Christ | Brandon Coleman Jr. | Episode #229
🎧 Episode Summary:Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein — sit down with branding expert, author, and Texas Aggie Brandon Coleman Jr. for a hilarious and insightful conversation that covers everything from brand alignment to grandparenting strategies. With wisdom, humor, and a whole lot of Aggie spirit, Brandon unpacks how “a brand is a promise wrapped in a delivery” — and why that’s as true for your family as it is for your business.🪑 Key Moments:✅ Brandon’s definition of a brand: a promise that meets reality.✅ The incredible story of Santa’s Wonderland — from dusty cowboy shootouts to a $35 million Texas Christmas empire.✅ Jeff’s rebrand as Jeff Incarcerated and Paul’s “fashionable belly button.”✅ The Adventures of Champ and Honey — Brandon’s grandparenting brand that’s winning over hearts (and wills!).✅ Brandon’s powerful story of faith in business — how a near-collapse turned into a 167% growth miracle, all by listening to God.💡 Episode Highlights:• “There’s no finish line for brand alignment.”• “Holiness is a competition—run so as to win it!”• “If Jesus Christ is your CEO, you’ll kill it.”• Brandon’s reminder: Grandparenting isn’t just autopilot mode — it requires intentional branding effort.🙏 Episode Challenge:Reflect on the brand you’re building in your life — at home, in the workplace, and in your faith. Is it aligned? Is it “brand on”? Let’s go!🎁 Brandon’s Gift to the Dudes:• A copy of his book “Brand On” (an Amazon bestseller and a must-read for entrepreneurs and grandparenting strategists alike!).• A crash course in “grandparent brand alignment” that left the Dudes speechless (for once).Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

Jun 6, 2025 • 21min
Fraternity & Friends in Low Places | Rich Todd | Episode #228
Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein welcome back Rich Todd, the dynamicco-founder of Innovest, for a conversation that spans from karaoke ballads andCatholic hot tubs to the power of spiritual brotherhood. Rich shares how hisinvolvement in the Catholic CEOs group, Legatus, completely reshaped his lifeand his family’s trajectory, revealing the quiet power of friendship and faith.🪑 Key Moments:✅ Rich shares how Legatus became more than just a networkinggroup — it’s a spiritual formation that shaped his family and career.✅ The BeatiDudes discover how Rich and his wife Joanie havebecome powerful mentors in their community, drawing others closer to the faith.✅ A lively discussion about the role of confession, dailyRosary, and Eucharistic adoration in Rich’s life (and in the corporate world!).✅ Rich gives a great endorsement for “Endow,” a group forCatholic women that helped his wife Joanie deepen her faith.✅ The Dudes riff on karaoke, steak dinners, and who reallyrules the Denver chapter!💡 Episode Highlights:• Rich’s personal witness: “We didn’t consciously decide tochange — it just happened through amazing people around us.”• How spiritual formation and “the average of your fiveclosest friends” go hand-in-hand.• Paul’s reminder: “We’re called to have a well-formedconscience, which sometimes means having friends who call you higher.”• Jeff’s karaoke debut and the Dudes’ comedic banter aboutthe real reason Paul always looks so judgy.🙏 Episode Challenge:Who are your five closest friends, and how are they shapingyour faith journey? Take a moment this week to thank them, pray for them, andbe that same light for someone else.Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

Jun 2, 2025 • 48min
Investing God’s Money | Rich Todd | Episode #227
Have you ever been asked to set aside your Christian beliefs and morals in the workplace? That happened to our BeatiDudes guest more than 28 years ago, and he eventually said to himself, “Enough is enough.” Rich Todd, CEO and Co-Founder of Innovest Portfolio Solutions, joins Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein for a hot topic discussion at the Tiny Table. Rich has more than 38 years of experience in investment consulting and currently provides consulting services to institutions and families. Innovest has more than 400 clients with assets of $50 billion under advisement, 61 employees, and 21 partners. Rich holds a degree in Business Finance from Western Colorado University.Rich has been a frequent author on fiduciary and investment-related matters. He has been a columnist for the Denver Business Journal and published in Financial Advisor Magazine, Journal of Compensation and Benefits, Pensions & Investments, Accounting Today, Chief Executive, Family Office Magazine, and PLANSPONSOR, among others. Additionally, Rich has been a guest lecturer at conferences nationwide.Rich is a member of Colorado Concern, an organization of influential Colorado CEOs dedicated to enhancing and protecting the state's business climate. Rich is a member of the Board of Trustees at Western Colorado University and the former President of Legatus of Colorado. He also holds a position on the Board of Trustees for John Paul the Great High School.Rich is a member of the Philanthropy Roundtable and on the Board of Regents for the Augustine Institute. Rich serves on the Presidential Advisory Council for the Fellowship of University College Students (FOCUS). Rich was also a member of the Arrupe Jesuit High School Board of Trustees. Rich and his wife Joanie have been married for nearly 40 years, and have two children, Alex and Reagan, and two grandchildren, Sofia Rose, and James Todd. Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

May 30, 2025 • 29min
She Crushes the Head of the Serpent | John Singleton | Episode #226
John Singleton is back at the Tiny Table for humor, holiness, and a hero's reflection on our Mother Mary. John is especially drawn to the image and idea of Mary and her ability to crush the evil one. John is the author and publisher of The Meaning of Mount St. Mary’s, a coffee table book on the history and ethos of Mount St. Mary’s University. For listeners who love playing TBD (aka The BeatiDudes Question of the Day), this episode promises a power punch of pontification you’ll surely enjoy. Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

May 26, 2025 • 55min
Mount St. Mary’s | John Singleton | Episode #225
John Singleton authored and published The Meaning of Mount St. Mary’s, a coffee table book on the history and ethos of Mount St. Mary’s University. He joins BeatiDudes Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein for a reflection on the greatness of his alma mater and the role that Mary has played in his life. This episode is full of humor and holiness, providing laughter, spiritual insights, and the authentic fraternity you expect with The BeatiDudes. Our Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

May 23, 2025 • 21min
The Divine Comedy Sculpture Garden | Tim Schmalz | Episode #224
Celebrated Catholic sculptor Timothy Schmalz is back on The BeatiDudes to discuss his sculptural interpretation of Dante’s Divine Comedy. To honor and celebrate the 700th anniversary of Dante Alighieri’s death, Timothy Schmalz has created sculptures of each of the 100 cantos of the Divine Comedy.This collection of sculptures narrating the Divine Comedy acts as a visual introduction to what is considered one of the greatest poems in Western society.For over thirty years, Catholic sculptor Tim Schmalz has been visually translating sacred scripture and creating spiritual artwork through his bronze sculptures. Tim believes that sculpture is just the skin that covers an idea, a belief, and a truth. As an artist, he is dedicated to making this skin as thin and transparent as possible, so the art does not get in the way of what is being expressed. After being frustrated by the games within the art community, Tim turned his focus to scripture, saints, and the life of Jesus. Over the past few decades, Tim has created some powerful representations of Christianity and several landmark, complex public bronze sculptures. Cast editions of his life-size bronze sculptures have been installed in major cities in front of some of the most historically significant Christian sites in the world, including Capernaum, the Vatican, and Florence.Learn more about Tim and his workOur Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music

May 19, 2025 • 1h 3min
Homeless Jesus | Tim Schmalz | Episode #223
For over thirty years, Catholic sculptor Tim Schmalz has been visually translating sacred scripture and creating spiritual artwork through his bronze sculptures. Tim shares the details of his journey and looks ahead with The BeatiDudes, including Paul Kolker, Nick Bezner, and Jeff Schiefelbein. Tim believes that sculpture is just the skin that covers an idea, a belief, and a truth. As an artist, he is dedicated to making this skin as thin and transparent as possible, so the art does not get in the way of what is being expressed. After being frustrated by the games within the art community, Tim turned his focus to scripture, saints, and the life of Jesus. Over the past few decades, Tim has created some powerful representations of Christianity and several landmark, complex public bronze sculptures. Cast editions of his life-size bronze sculptures have been installed in major cities in front of some of the most historically significant Christian sites in the world, including Capernaum, the Vatican, and Florence.In recent years, he has collaborated directly with the Vatican to create sculptures that highlight spiritual concerns in our modern world.The Homeless Jesus, one of his most famous works, brings Jesus down from the cross and into a relatable human context that allows people to feel a greater closeness with Christ.Learn more about Tim and his workOur Partners:Sock Religious (10% Discount)Solidarity HealthShareAquinas Wealth AdvisorsCOR Expeditions - Upcoming TripsLucid Private OfficeDivine ComedyUndivided LifeFollow The BeatiDudes:BeatiDudes WebsiteLinkedInFacebookInstagramTwitterJeff Schiefelbein on LinkedInBeatiDudes Theme Song and Music ByThe Pencil Bureau Dave Moore Music


