Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Alex Jones couldn't stop interrupting a clip from Morning Joe that he played on his December 5th show. It takes Alex about 45 min of showtime to get through less than a minute of content, and boy, his analysis of it all is weak. Also, Alex admits that he started an entirely new sales website so he could skirt pricing agreements that he's signed with suppliers. 

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the December 4th episode of The Alex Jones Show. The episode will live in all our memories as "that time Alex Jones tried to pretend he wanted dissenters to call in, then avoided the minimal valid criticism a caller threw his way and started to fake crying talking about masculinity." Also, Jordan screams about the tax bill.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the November 17th episode of The Alex Jones Show. This episode marks the first time we know of that Alex ends his show on a cliffhanger, but definitely not the first time he's spewed intensely ahistorical racist theories or used absurd arguments to defend horrible men.

Today, Jordan picked a random day from the past for Dan to research, and he accidentally picked a huge winner. Not only does Alex Jones gloss over the CIA torture report, but he also has two of the weirdest guests on the show imaginable: Prof. Darrell Hamamoto (Dan's "favorite crazy") and Billy Corgan (singer, mad at Anderson Cooper).

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones recently put out a drunk special report that is really just a commercial trying to promote an upcoming 34 hour long broadcast marathon, which is itself just a 34 hour long commercial. It's a sad snake eating its own tail, and it sends the gents to dark headspaces and an amazing game show pitch.

Today, Dan and Jordan fulfill the request of one of their Globalist Policy Wonk donors, the great Keegan, and travel back in time to 2014. The hunt was on for an episode where Alex was drunk at work, so the search began at St. Patricks Day. We don't really think Alex was drunk on March 18th, but the utter nonsense coming out of his mouth would make more sense if he was. Also, Alex insults a Make-A-Wish kid.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the November 20th episode of The Alex Jones Show.  Alex has a lot of dumb ideas about Charles Manson's death and history, and he accidentally reveals that he has a whole lot in common with the recently deceased. Beyond that, he has a white nationalist South African on the show to be racist as shit.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the January 17, 2016 episode of The Alex Jones Show. They are sort of still exploring why Alex became a mouthpiece for Donald Trump, though that question's been pretty well answered. On this episode, you'll also learn (a lot) about Alex's feelings about the Rapture, and whether or not Alex's dad was a medical truther.

Today, Dan sits down with Jordan and explains to him some of the times over the years that Alex Jones has appeared on Russian media. The appearances range from the "apologizing for America" to "Alex actively getting compromised with excessive dishonest flattery." We're not sure this proves anything, but it is an interesting glimpse into this aspect of Alex and how incredibly stupid he is.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the day that Alex Jones first showed the indications that he had made the giant pivot from "supporting Trump" to "being a full-on Trump propagandist." Coincidentally (we're sure), Roger Stone happens to be a guest that day. Beyond that, Alex wrestles with how David Bowie's death is really about his CIA-Dentist father.