Today, Dan and Jordan convene an emergency episode of the podcast to discuss the fake bans that Alex Jones has been dealt by social media sites in the last few days. The gents discuss how the meaningless actions further Alex's interests, and how Facebook and Youtube have completely sabotaged their own ability to ever deal with Alex appropriately. Also, they talk about a horrible, monsterous preacher who comes on the show.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a time travel request from Listener Johnathan, where the gents listen to Jim Bakker and some of his dumb friends talking about CERN. That is where the episode starts, but it goes so far off the rails that nothing in this description could ever help you make sense of what it is about.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened between Feb. 12-16, 2009 on The Alex Jones Show. Basically, Alex can't stop talking about state legislatures introducing meaningless resolutions, but gets sidetracked from it just long enough to give some of the most reckless advice a radio host could possibly give. Also, he sings along with some country songs. [Note: apologies about the slight audio glitch]

Today, Dan and Jordan abandon knowing anything ahead of time and listen to random InfoWars videos and see what happens. Does David Knight sneak his dirty ass into the show? Do the hosts get sidetracked by the glitter of InfoWars? Tune in to find out.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about an episode of The Jim Bakker show that he found that demonstrates the very overt correlations between the world of religious con-men and political con-men like Alex Jones, and how many who preach about the "end times" really just yearn for a Christian theocracy.

Today, Dan tells Jordan about the August 16, 2016 episode of the Alex Jones Show. They decided to talk about this episode because "king of living The Best Life" Roger Stone was clearly indicted for communicating with Russians the day before. What happened on InfoWars that day? Something normal? Nope.

Today, Dan takes Jordan for a hard side-tour to talk all about the time that Jim Bakker had Paula White-Cain on his show and revealed how badly he wants to have sex with a pen. Also, Dan tells a fun story about church camp. Also...turns out the band Journey sucks more than you think.

Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how bored he is about Alex Jones in the modern day. In order to deal with Alex's stupid takes on the news of the day, the gents go off on a lot of sidetracks, a couple tangents, and a little talk about Scatman John. 

Today, Dan tells "Replacement Jordan" Marty DeRosa about the time that Rowdy Roddy Piper unfortunately appeared on the Alex Jones Show. It's real sad to wrestle with how dumb Piper is, given how cool he seems to have been, but reality is reality. Also, Dan and Marty get off-track about a hundred times, mostly about cop TV shows.

Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate surviving the July 4th Civil War by breaking down a little episode of Project Camelot where our intrepid host interviews a half-Pleiadian. Tune in to hear collaborative writing masquerade as an interview, and stay to hear everything go horribly off the rails.