Today, the show takes a Wacky Wednesday break from the present day to let Jordan take over the show and present a topic of his choosing. In this installment, he tells Dan about a couple of televangelists, and Dan in return tells him about a few wrestlers.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the stretch of time when Alex Jones should have just gone on vacation. In this installment, Alex claims that at least six sci-fi movies are real and interviews Ted Nugent's wife as an expert about coronavirus.

Today, Dan and Jordan self-quarantine from Alex Jones' nonsense by taking a vacation into the exotic, very trivial world of Lionel's career. 

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the very tumultuous days at the end of last week on The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex gets very defensive about news articles about how he has been selling his silver, comes out as a Tom Hanks truther, and almost accidentally says that he enjoys killing people.

Today, Dan and Jordan set out to cover the period of the Alex Jones Show in the immediate aftermath of him shaving his head to see if it changed his vibe. In this installment, Alex's convoluted coronavirus narratives continue, Alex tells a tale of a night in jail, and has his mind blown by Rush.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the beginning of last week on the Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex's coronavirus narrative shifts considerably, Alex desperately tries to start a fight with Sebastian Gorka, and a disproportionate amount of time is spent mocking Bloomberg's eating habits. [CW: At approximately 3:05:00, Alex and a guest discuss BPD and self-harm in a very gross way.]

Today, Dan and Jordan have to stop the presses on Alex Jones because the newest installment of the Mark Richards interview series was released over at Project Camelot, and that is not something that can wait. In this installment, the gents learn about UK UFO business, dumb takes on public health, and the coming X-Men threat.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss Alex Jones' horribly misguided rally at CPAC. It was an event full of real dumb weirdos, from doomed congressional candidates and longshot grifters to Nick Fuentes. The goal was to get Trump's attention about the cause of free speech, but the end result is probably everyone waking up the next day not feeling like they did a good job.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the last episode of The Alex Jones Show before Alex takes off for a week out of town trying to get attention by bullhorning people around CPAC. In this installment, Alex talks to three jerks and spends most of his time trying to sell his survival food.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the episode of The Alex Jones Show where Alex covers the sentencing of his buddy Roger Stone. In this installment, Alex tries to yell at reporters through an intermediary, becomes overwhelmed with his own narratives about the coronavirus, and takes a big swing-and-a-miss with covering a Trump speech live.