Today, Dan and Jordan welcome Alex Jones back from his Floridian grocery store based vacation.  In this installment, Alex lies about some celebrity deaths, decides that Avatar is predictive programming, and ruins Jordan's faith in people named Stew.

Today, Dan and Jordan are disappointed to learn that Alex Jones has been hanging out in a Florida grocery store all week, so they turn their attention to the Infowars morning show, The American Journal. In this installment, Stewart Rhodes makes poor excuses for his actions, and conversation on the Journal takes a turn toward the Nazi side of things.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss the viral clip that came out last week of Alex Jones saying he wished he'd never met Trump, and the conflicted path that led Dan down.

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time-traveling adventure to gather some more information about the day back in 2010 when Alex supposedly first covered the "Operation Lockstep" document. In this installment, Alex says "hanky panky" twice, and a painfully transparent SEO scam is hatched.

Today, Dan and Jordan take a look at the Sunday episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this installment, Alex does running commentary over Trump's speech at CPAC, and airs one of the most bewildering commercials Dan has ever heard.

Today, Dan and Jordan go on a time travel adventure to enjoy a chat between Alex Jones and Steve Pieczenik from years past. In this installment, the gents learn of the Poop Bandits, enjoy an Alex Movie Review, and find shocking connections between the past and present.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how last week ended at Infowars studios. In this installment, Alexander Jones has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see how things are going around Infowars studio. In this installment, Alex Jones gets back to work in a half-powered studio, filling his time by dancing with white supremacy and eating way too much survival pasta.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in to see what Alex Jones is up to as Texas deals with an unprecedented winter storm, and as the Infowars studio deals with a power outage that threatens their ability to broadcast.

Today, Dan and Jordan discuss how Alex Jones came into studio on Valentine's Day, in the middle of a horrible winter storm, for basically no reason, other than to be a big dumdum.