Today, Dan and Jordan declare their independence from Alex Jones to check in on a recent Project Camelot interview featuring a man who telepathically communicates with Sasquatch.  Also he went to Mars for a year. Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on how Alex is doing, and find him throwing out all of his news-covering plans after Roger Stone stops by to drop a bombshell on him.  Also, Alex interviews an annoying dork. Citations Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser

Today, Dan and Jordan check in on Alex's reaction to the news of the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.  You may be slightly surprised by Alex's reaction, as well as by the intense bigotry of Judge Joe Brown. Dreamy Creamy Fundraiser Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan celebrate Alex's return to the studio after an over two week breaky.  In this installment, Alex takes a ton of calls, the Infowars crew are reimagined as the castaways on Gilligan's Island, and an Italian weirdo warns of sentient cities and robot armies.

Today, Dan and Jordan reel from the news that Alex has still been out of studio.  To cope with his absence, they discuss an unearthed PSA Alex recorded in 1998 and listen to an episode from 2003 where Alex gets really mad about an episode of Malcolm In The Middle. The PSA

Today, Dan and Jordan dip back to the past to check in on Alex's roots.  In this installment, Alex clarifies his position on the death penalty, gets all worked up about an op-ed, and dreadfully misreports the details of a 1982 bank robbery. Citations

Alex has been out of the studio since June 6, so Dan and Jordan check in with a few of his call-ins to the show during his work-cation, while the world awaits his return to Occupied Texas.

Today, Dan and Jordan check in and see how things went when Alex sat down for a very drug-filled head-to-head with Mike Tyson, who Alex declares the biggest philosopher in 2022.

Today, Dan and Jordan come full circle on their coverage of Alex's coverage of the Uvalde shooting.  In this installment, Alex sort of apologizes for his actions, and admits that he believes in leprechauns. Citations

Today, Dan and Jordan continue observing Alex's confusing coverage of the Uvalde shooting.  In this installment, Alex changes his mind and declares that there was a "stand down" and The Archangel Michael of Common Sense shows up to challenge Michael Moore to a debate. Citations