

A Drunk History Of Middle-earth
A Drunk History of Middle-earth
Have you ever wanted to know more about the world of Lord of the Rings?
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
Maybe you even started the Silmarillion but couldn't get into it. Too many names (usually beginning with 'Fin', let's be honest).
I feel you. And I have your back.
Join me and my wife as I do all the research for you and explain all the amazing stuff hidden within Tolkien's works. There's like 50 years he was writing for so there's a lot.
The podcast breaks down Middle-earth's history like I'm your pal at the pub. I keep it accessible and relatable because as many people as possible should appreciate Tolkien's world.
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May 8, 2023 • 37min
10 - Ents and Entwives - You won't Be-leaf how sad this story is.
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Welcome to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where Chris and Rebecca, a married couple, discuss the works of J.R.R. Tolkien as if explaining it to a drunk person. In this episode, it's the fascinating, but very sad story of the Ents and Entwives. Where they came from, how Tolkien conceived of them (suddenly) and their actions throughout history. If Ents were still around, would they be selling bath water online? Who knows.
With humor and insight, Chris and Rebecca share their thoughts on this topic and offer a unique perspective on Tolkien's world. Along the way, they share a fun fact about language that will leave you amazed and give you something to impress your friends with.
Chris and Rebecca's engaging and accessible approach will help you understand the complex world of Middle-earth like never before.
Whether you're a die-hard Tolkien fan or new to the series, "A Drunk History of Middle-earth" is the perfect choice for a fun and informative podcast. Tune in now to join Chris and Rebecca on this epic journey through Middle-earth!

May 3, 2023 • 1h 42min
09 - Drunk Talk - Fellowship of the Ring Part 2
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Welcome back to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where
Chris and Rebecca continue their discussion of J.R.R. Tolkien's works as
if explaining it to a drunk person. This episode is a reupload of their (now removed)
second podcast episode, now with actual editing and noise
reduction.
They continue with their journey of Fellowship, where Becca makes her feelings about Gandalf known.
So if you're a fan of Middle-earth or just looking for a fun way to
experience the films, grab a drink and join Chris and Rebecca on their
epic journey through the world of hobbits, wizards, and rings of power.
Cheers!

Apr 30, 2023 • 43min
08 - Orcs - How do they work?
Our links: https://linktr.ee/lotradhome
Welcome back to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where
Chris and Rebecca continue their discussion of J.R.R. Tolkien's works as
if explaining it to a drunk person. This episode is all about Orcs. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did they come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?
As they share their thoughts on the delightful and sophisticated culture that Orcs enjoy, Chris puts forward several theories on their origins, as well as a brief look at their history during the first three ages of the world.
So if you're a fan of Middle-earth or just looking for a fun way to
learn more about the films, grab a drink and join Chris and Rebecca on their
epic journey through the world of hobbits, wizards, and rings of power.
Cheers!

Apr 25, 2023 • 1h 34min
07 - Drunk Talk - Fellowship of the Ring Part 1
Our links: https://linktr.ee/lotradhome
Welcome back to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where Chris and Rebecca continue their discussion of J.R.R. Tolkien's works as if explaining it to a drunk person. This episode is a reupload of their very first podcast episode, now with actual editing and noise reduction.
They kick off their journey with The Fellowship of the Ring, starting with the first disc of the extended edition.
As they share their thoughts on the film with their signature humor and insight, Chris and Rebecca get progressively drunker. Whiskey isn't a sensible drink for long discussions. From discussing the finer points of Maiar hierarchy to cracking jokes about hobbitussy, they bring an engaging and entertaining approach to their movie experience.
So if you're a fan of Middle-earth or just looking for a fun way to experience the films, grab a drink and join Chris and Rebecca on their epic journey through the world of hobbits, wizards, and rings of power. Cheers!

Apr 21, 2023 • 39min
06 - Chaining of Melkor
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Welcome back to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where Chris and Rebecca continue their discussion of J.R.R. Tolkien's works as if explaining it to a drunk person. In this episode, they pick up where they left off and delve into the story of the chaining of Melkor, which followed the awakening of the elves.
As they recount the tale with their trademark humor and insight, Chris and Rebecca share their thoughts on the fascinating characters and events that make up this epic tale. And as always, they end the episode with a fun fact to keep you on your toes. This week's fact is about Tolkien's dispute with a publisher in Germany, a little-known story that sheds light on the challenges faced by authors in the mid-20th century.
Chris and Rebecca bring an accessible and engaging approach to their discussion of Middle-earth. Whether you're a die-hard fan of the series or new to the world of Tolkien, you're sure to learn something new and have a few laughs along the way.
So grab a drink (or not, depending on your preferences), and join Chris and Rebecca on this epic journey through Middle-earth!

Apr 14, 2023 • 43min
05 - Awakening of the Elves
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Welcome to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where Chris and Rebecca, a married couple, discuss the works of J.R.R. Tolkien as if explaining it to a drunk person. In this episode, they tackle the awakening of the elves, breaking down the details of this pivotal moment in Middle-earth's history.
With humor and insight, Chris and Rebecca share their thoughts on this topic and offer a unique perspective on Tolkien's world, alongside the occasional bickering. Stay tuned for the end where Chris shares a fun language fact that will leave you amazed and give you something to impress your friends with.
Despite Chris confusing Morgoth for Gothmog, Chris and Rebecca's engaging and accessible approach will help you understand the complex world of Middle-earth like never before.
Whether you're a die-hard Tolkien fan or new to the series, "A Drunk History of Middle-earth" is the perfect choice for a fun and informative podcast. Tune in now to join Chris and Rebecca on this epic journey through Middle-earth!

Apr 7, 2023 • 48min
04 - Origins of Dwarves
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In this episode, we take a closer look at (IMO) the most fascinating races in Middle-Earth - the Dwarves.
We dive into the creation of the Dwarves by the Vala Aulë, who crafted them in secret before the coming of the Elves. We discuss the reasons behind Aulë's creation and the consequences of his actions, including the intervention of Ilúvatar.
We explore the origins of the Dwarves, their unique characteristics and what happens when they die. From their love of craftsmanship to their fierce loyalty (and temper), we examine what makes the Dwarves such compelling characters in Tolkien's mythology.
So grab a pint of ale or a mug of mead and join us for a casual chat about the creation of the Dwarves in "A Drunk History of Middle-Earth"!
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Mar 31, 2023 • 59min
03 - The Years of Bliss
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Welcome to "A Drunk History of Middle-Earth" with your hosts Chris and Rebecca, a husband and wife team who love to explore the fascinating world of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-Earth while having a few drinks.
In this episode, we delve into the years of bliss in Valinor, where the Valar resided after Melkor messed everything up in Middle-earth. We discuss what Ulmo, Aule, Yavanna, Manwe, Arda and Melkor did during their downtime and how their actions shaped the world that would come to be for the children of Eru Ilúvatar.
We also explore the role of Elves and Men and how they will fit into this young world. From the awakening of the Elves, to the gifts of men, to their eventual departure from Middle-Earth, we take a trip through the history of these fascinating times.

Mar 25, 2023 • 50min
02 - Creation of Arda and the coming of Tulkas
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Welcome to "A Drunk History of Middle-earth," the podcast where we explore the fantastical world of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth through the lens of alcohol. I'm your host Chris, joined by my lovely wife Rebecca, and in this episode, we're diving into the creation of Arda and the arrival of Tulkas.
As we raise a glass and get into the spirit of things, we'll discuss the role of the Valar in shaping the world of Middle-earth, specifically focusing on the arrival of Tulkas, the champion of the Valar known for his physical strength and prowess in battle, and what that means for Melkor (he runs).
We'll explore the creation of the world during the Spring of Arda, including the shaping of the mountains, seas, and lands, and the establishment of the Two Lamps that illuminated the world before they were destroyed by the treachery of Melkor.
We'll bring this fascinating chapter of Middle-earth history to life, sharing our favorite moments and insights into the creation of Arda and the arrival of Tulkas.
So join us for a fun and informative journey through Middle-earth, and discover the magic and wonder of Tolkien's beloved world in a whole new way. Cheers!

Mar 11, 2023 • 40min
01 - Eru, Creation and the Ainulindale
A married couple dives into the rich lore of J.R.R. Tolkien, beginning with the celestial being Eru Ilúvatar. They explore the Valar and Maiar, detailing their divine hierarchy and the musical collaboration that birthed Middle-earth. The discussion also draws parallels between Tolkien's and C.S. Lewis's creation stories, emphasizing music's role as a creative force. With humorous insights, they reflect on the intricate relationships and conflicts, particularly Melkor's, weaving a tapestry of creativity versus chaos in this legendary universe.