
A Problem Squared
Matt Parker and Bec Hill present: A Problem Squared. A podcast dedicated to solving problems of all kinds, such as, "What should I listen to right now?". A Podcast Squared. First one's free. You're welcome.
Latest episodes

Feb 13, 2023 • 40min
053 = Elementary Monikers and Rotatory Chronikers
In this episode... 🪨 Which human names are the least elemental? 🕰️ Why do clocks run clockwise? 🧳 Some news from the business briefcase! 🪵 And an even NEWER stumpdate. If you'd like to know how to bring plants and more specifically, your stumps, into the UK without an infestation of termites, have a look how, here: https://www.gov.uk/bringing-plants-and-wood-into-great-britain/from-outside-the-eu Here are the free IMBD data sets used by Matt in his problem: https://www.imdb.com/interfaces/ And if you'd like to find out which Muppet you definitely are you can speed ahead of Matt and Bec, and find that out here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/which-muppet-are-you If you've got a problem or a solution, hit us up on our website aproblemsquared.com. You can buy A Problem Squared 'DING' t-shirts here https://a-problem-squared.teemill.com. And if you want want even more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter and Instagram.

Feb 6, 2023 • 55min
052 = Piping Hot Baths and Predicting With Graphs
In this episode... 🛀 How do you keep a bath warmer for longer? 💼 Matt solves a problem about business. 🗞️ We have some AOB. 🪵 And a brand new stumpdate! If you've got a problem or a solution, hit us up on our website aproblemsquared.com. You can buy A Problem Squared 'DING' t-shirts here https://a-problem-squared.teemill.com. And if you want want even more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter and Instagram.

Jan 16, 2023 • 51min
051 = Have We Hit 1 Mil Yet and Should Yer Toothbrush Feel Wet?
In THIS very meta episode... * Did Matt forecast a million downloads correctly? * When should your toothpaste be wet? * And there's some Any Other Sizeness. You can find 'Fibonacci New Year' from @ayliean on Tiktok right here: https://www.tiktok.com/@ayliean/video/7183451455569923355. You can also find her on Twitter! And if you want to listen to Bec officially beef with Joel & John of The Deam Factory, you can do that here: https://shows.acast.com/dreamfactory/episodes/who-brings-a-ball-to-war-ft-bec-hill If you've got a problem or a solution, hit us up on our website aproblemsquared.com. You can buy A Problem Squared 'DING' t-shirts here https://a-problem-squared.teemill.com. And of course, if you want want even more from A Problem Squared, find us on Twitter and Instagram.

Jan 2, 2023 • 59min
050 = Nearly an Hour of Mirth About Places Called Perth
Comparing the cities of Perth, Australia and Perth, Scotland. The hosts discuss the isolation and redevelopment happening in Perth. The speakers explore the concept of a carillon and play Waltzing Matilda on the bells. Scaling up human DNA to the size of a tower and its potential height and collisions. Discussing the number of steps and design changes in tall structures. Scaling the DNA tower to reach the International Space Station, the moon, Mars, and Venus.

Dec 19, 2022 • 55min
049 = Grand Theft Auto Five and Girlfriend Digit Size
Topics include: How to get a billion dollars fast in GTA 5, sneaky ways to measure a ring finger, the movement of Earth's magnetic poles, optimizing wealth accumulation in GTA Five, techniques for determining ring sizes, a formula for walking and catching a train, and a delicious snack substitute from a listener.

Dec 5, 2022 • 49min
048 = Satellite Applications and Website Calculations
The podcast covers repurposing satellite dishes, quick calculations, a Christmas card giveaway, Perth-related problems, and a taste test of Cheetos Crunchy and Cheddar Jalapeno.

Nov 21, 2022 • 49min
047 = If Bees Flew Your Weight and Honey Use-By Date
Topics include determining the lifting capacity of bees, the shelf life of honey and other foods, funny stories about planning logistics for a trip, finding a replacement snack while traveling, and listener feedback on DJ names and symbols for hope.

Nov 7, 2022 • 48min
046 = Novel Novel Hovels and A Lot o' Lotto Pottos
Topics include interesting ways to store books, the odds of winning the lottery, frozen sperm and the DeLorean time machine, challenges of future travel, distinct letter words, and the search for the American version of Twisties.

Oct 24, 2022 • 52min
045 = A minute of New Yorkin' and "Hey, I'm walkin'!"
Topics discussed include catching the subway by walking, the length of a New York Minute, and dealing with jet lag. The hosts also talk about their trip to Disney World, climbing a mountain in Italy, the presence of blank billboards in NYC, and the idea of walking backwards and then taking the train forward in New York. They also delve into a mathematical formula for train journeys, the 2004 film 'New York Minute', and their personal experiences visiting New York and recording a bonus episode for Patreon supporters.

Oct 10, 2022 • 59min
044 = Belts for Crime and Smells in Time
Guest James Plunkett, author of 'End State: 9 Ways Society Is Broken & How We Fix It', discusses topics like utility belts, the speed of smell, and the ongoing debate on when a plate becomes a bowl. The hosts also share their experiences exploring the sewers of London and creating fragrances through AI.