

We Have Concerns
Jeff Cannata/Anthony Carboni
Jeff Cannata and Anthony Carboni talk about the personal philosophical concerns they find lurking inside everyday things. It's fun?
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Dec 30, 2016 • 21min
Hiding with a Chance of Meatballs
Ikea is urging teenagers to stop creeping into its stores and having illegal sleepovers. About 10 "non-sponsored sleepovers" have been logged across the world by the Swedish furniture giant this year. The craze appears to have been started by two Belgian YouTubers who chronicled their adventure online. Jeff and Anthony discuss hiding out in stores and more generally... where to sleep.
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Today’s story was sent in by Ben Sawyer: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38390497
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Dec 28, 2016 • 25min
What's in Bad Movie?
Hundreds of people online have shared memories of a cheesy Nineties movie called “Shazaam”, in which the standup comic Sinbad played a genie. There is no evidence that such a film was ever made. What does this tell us about the quirks of collective memory? Jeff and Anthony discuss the concept of "viral memories" and the potential that this can all be explained by multiple timelines.
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Today’s story was sent in by Jonathan Lawson: http://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2016/12/movie-doesn-t-exist-and-redditors-who-think-it-does
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Dec 26, 2016 • 24min
Sham U
A man called Zhao Lianshan distributed fake university admission offers to students admission to the Shandong Institute of Light Industry, through a new pilot program for students who had not scored as well on entrance exams. They could enroll as full-time students for four years, and pay about RMB 8,000 per year in tuition. Sixty-eight students agreed to enroll, and it was not until June 3, 2012, four years later, that they realized they had never been enrolled in the Shandong Institute of Light Industry. The whole college career had been a sham, and Zhao Lianshan, the man who devised it, has disappeared. Anthony and Jeff talk about fake universities, real universities, and which is the bigger scam.
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Today’s story was sent in by Ben Floreancig: http://www.danwei.com/university-diploma-scam-in-jinan/
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Dec 23, 2016 • 21min
Do You Hear What AI Hear?
Researchers in Toronto have used a technology called “neural karaoke” to teach a computer to write a song after looking at a photo, and the little carol it penned after viewing a festive Christmas tree is absolutely horrifying. Jeff and Anthony take a listen and give their thoughts. Happy holidays everyone!
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Today’s story was sent in by Seth Bedwell: http://www.avclub.com/article/ais-attempt-write-christmas-carol-absolutely-bone--247140
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Dec 21, 2016 • 23min
Hold Fusion
In a study published in the latest edition of the journal Nature Communications, researchers confirmed that Germany's Wendelstein 7-X (W7-X) fusion energy device is on track and working as planned. This "star in a jar" technology could essentially provide Earth with limitless clean energy, forever. Jeff and Anthony have a few questions about this breakthrough, and might be worried about how close this is to the last level of a video game.
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Today’s story was sent in by Jason Northcutt: http://www.space.com/34960-star-in-a-jar-fusion-reactor-works.html
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Dec 19, 2016 • 24min
Skating on Fin Ice
An amusement park in Japan has been forced to close its skating rink after a torrent of online criticism over its centerpiece: thousands of fish frozen into the ice. Space World in the city of Kitakyushu, south-west Japan, bowed to pressure to close the facility after an online campaign denouncing the piscine graveyard as “cruel”, “immoral” and “weird”. Jeff and Anthony weigh in on the controversy and decide whether this is artistic or offensive.
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Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni
Today’s story was sent in by Steven Badgery: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/28/anger-as-japanese-skating-rink-freezes-thousands-of-fish-into-ice-as-gimmick
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Dec 16, 2016 • 19min
Trajectory Plus Time
Why are humans so prone to running late? New findings published in Hippocampus suggest greater familiarity with an area leads us to overestimate its physical distance, but also has the opposite effect on our judgments of travel times through that space – that is, we underestimate how long it will take us to travel through highly familiar routes. Anthony and Jeff discuss this quirk of the human mind, and how to combat its effects.
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Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni
Today’s story: https://digest.bps.org.uk/2016/10/27/this-mental-quirk-could-explain-why-youre-always-running-late/
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Dec 14, 2016 • 24min
Alien Where
According to a new study, layers of the upper atmospheres of cold brown dwarf planets sit at temperatures and pressures resembling those on Earth, and could host microbes that surf on thermal updrafts. These represent a whole new area of potential life in the galaxy. Jeff and Anthony discuss finding life on a planet with no actual surface, and what that might mean.
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Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni
Today’s story was sent in by Xaccie: http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2016/12/alien-life-could-thrive-clouds-failed-stars
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Dec 12, 2016 • 25min
Sin Full
When a loved one died in parts of England, Scotland, or Wales in the 18th and 19th centuries, the family would grieve, place bread on the chest of the deceased, and call for a man to sit in front of the body. The family of the deceased watched on as this man, the local professional sin eater, absorbed the sins of the departed’s soul. Jeff and Anthony discuss the job of sin-eater, and whether they think it's an honest day's work.
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Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni
Today’s story was sent in by Xaccie: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/the-worst-paid-freelance-gig-in-history-was-being-the-village-sin-eater
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Dec 9, 2016 • 24min
Get Retch Quick
A trio of fishermen in Oman made the catch of a lifetime when they came upon something far more valuable than their normal haul: 176 poundsof sperm-whale vomit. The substance – actually an intestinal secretion called ambergris – could fetch close to US $3 million. Why is whale vomit so valuable? Jeff and Anthony explain.
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Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni
Today’s story was sent in by Brian Towns: http://www.seeker.com/whale-vomit-haul-to-net-millions-for-fishermen-2085342357.html
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